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Your dream girl

TheyCallMeACreep

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We all know it aint' gonna happen but what qualities would you look for in a woman if you could choose?
 
I just want loyalty :feelsrope:
 
Average face, can be a point bellow my looksmatch
-Nice legs and butt
-Loyal with good banter

Thats it
 
Looks:
Short (5'5 to 5,6), compact eye area, compact mid face, wide and blue/green eyes, thick and straight eye brows, snub nose, full lips, pale skin, nice ass, wide hips, thigh gap, thin waist, flat chested

Personality:
Loyal, a little shallow, shy, horny
 
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Tight pussy, cute, shy, shot haired, nippon
 
Loyal, not shallow and not a whore who wants to be choked and that shit
 
Tight pussy, cute, shy, shot haired, nippon
Pretty much this but I want to add something

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This haircut irl & pale skin
 
My "dream girl" would be a virgin, it's the only standard I feel justified in having at this point. I'm not worthy of anything more tbh
 
Schoolgirl, brown or black wavy hair, hazel eyes, not very attractive, not hideous either. Introverted but not to the point of social isolation. Likes nature, arts, sports, doesn't follow mainstream trends passionately, likes some tv series or video games, has friends and family that are overall good people.
That's all I could think of and I felt very good writing that because of what I imagined my life would be if I was a regular white guy
 
Taylor Swift would be my ideal woman.
 
Loyalty. Virgin or inexperienced. Sense of humor. Kindhearted.
 
My last oneitis with bigger titties. Miss her tbh but I had no chance. I refuse to orbit.
 
Virgin,ebony,loyalty.I could post her but i dont want to do her like that
 
Dream girl? Big titties, brown hair, glasses, introverted personality
 
Any female under 200 pounds that plays with my peepee.
 
>Natural blonde

>Decent boobs

>A nice fat ass

>Fit body

>Decent voice

>Has to share my opinion in politics

>A nice fat ass
 
She never existed.
Majority of men would get a landwhale if they are lucky. In best case scenario a skinny fat.
Better catch an anime girl.

Any female under 200 pounds that plays with my peepee.
You're not delusional.
 
Lily Cole is my dream woman. I love tall girls and fair skin and she's gorgeous fair skinned natural red. She's also one of those few top models who actually has boobs and an ass and doesn't like like a Kate Moss-esque heroin addict. She's also got a degree so she's fairly intelligent.

Going a little bit younger I'd love to hook up with Zara Larsson, there's just something about her I really like. She'e very cute.
 
A legal lolicon.
 
Tight pussy, cute, shy, shot haired, nippon
No offence fam but this combined with the profile picture made me laugh a bit (not in the ha what a loose way) . What you're looking for is a waifu pillow and then you're all set
>Natural blonde

>Decent boobs

>A nice fat ass

>Fit body

>Decent voice

>Has to share my opinion in politics

>A nice fat ass

And a huge latino cock XD I read your post
 
No offence fam but this combined with the profile picture made me laugh a bit (not in the ha what a loose way) . What you're looking for is a waifu pillow and then you're all set
I plan to buy a body pillow of Jeanne alter and an onahole this September
 
Someone who just love me.
 
I just want someone who isn't high maintenance, egotistical and ignorant. She should be loyal, smart and likes music and games.

This is only a bluepilled dream though, it will never happen in reality.
 
For me, the most important thing is simply that I would have to find them physically attractive - face being by far the most important factor. I wouldn't just want to settle for average; I'd want to think any time I looked at her "I've done well getting her". Beyond that, I don't exactly have an extensive criteria (beggars can't be choosers) - they certainly don't have to have similar interests, a specific hair/eye colour or a particular job - but it would be good to feel you're on the same wavelength and can have a decent conversation and laugh with them.
 
loyal, fit. Literally qualities any woman could achieve if they really wanted.
 
Low T thread.
 
Emma Stone

skinny, flat, cute etc
 
Saitama and Tatsumaki? I can ship it
But thanks. I don't think I'm asking for much

Now that I think about it, I could ship it too.

Btw, I know this is odd topic but do you think there ever will be a 2nd season?
 
Asian with jetblack hair and high E body shape with big to average butt and small to average breasts, sociopathic, cruel, very high IQ, imperious in her manners, but has to love me like no one before, and be submissive to me. Someone like from Audition movie.

Sometimes my brain copes so hard i think i better wouldn't have any relationships at all, if i can't have my ideal, but that remains a cope, since no femoid wants me anyway.
 
Now that I think about it, I could ship it too.

Btw, I know this is odd topic but do you think there ever will be a 2nd season?
It's being worked on. Just taking forever
 
It's being worked on. Just taking forever
I'm gonna be dead before it comes out
Black hair, Asian, average sized boobs and ass.
Would always pay attention to me.
Likes memes and anime


I should have done this from the beginning
 
Any race, non-religious, curvy. Enjoys nature, hiking, gardening. Wants to raise children and animals. Ok with living in a cold climate, tucked away somewhere in the woods.

I'd also love someone who would like to play d&d, likes tabletop gaming in general.
 
I'm gonna be dead before it comes out
Black hair, Asian, average sized boobs and ass.
Would always pay attention to me.
Likes memes and anime


I should have done this from the beginning
Well itll be out in the next few month most likely
 
It's too painful for me to force myself into consciently thinking of my dream girl, as it would bring back memories of my last oneitis.:feelsbadman:
 
an intelligent one but i don't think that can happen
 
It's too painful for me to force myself into consciently thinking of my dream girl, as it would bring back memories of my last oneitis.:feelsbadman:

Me too. It's bittersweet. I'm literally crying right now like a pussy because of how much reality sucks.
It's too painful for me to force myself into consciently thinking of my dream girl, as it would bring back memories of my last oneitis.:feelsbadman:

Me too. It's bittersweet. I'm literally crying right now like a pussy because of how much reality sucks.
an intelligent one but i don't think that can happen

Yep, you're right but we can still dream.
 
Looks:
Short (5'5 to 5,6), compact eye area, compact mid face, wide and blue/green eyes, thick and straight eye brows, snub nose, full lips, pale skin, nice ass, wide hips, thigh gap, thin waist, flat chested

Personality:
Loyal, a little shallow, shy, horny
A little shallow? Surely this would make her unloyal to an unattractive person.
 

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