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Young incels - go learn martial arts and here's why

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Hey gang, this one goes out to the teenagers here. Not getting laid sucks, though at 33 I've had a lifetime to come to terms with it and found distractions in hobbies and work and family. But I DO remember how it was in middle and high school. Or rather: I barely do, because those years were so horrific that I can barely remember high school. It's a blur, and by the end I was so depressed and nlonely that I barely graduated.

Why am I telling you this? Well, because I talk too much but also because my involuntary celibacy was caused by cystic acne which I have to this day as well as my size: I was very very thin.

I got bullied a lot. People made fun of me, and that sucked, but I got beat up sometimes and that was the worst part. Getting beaten up makes you feel like less of a man. Your dignity goes to hell. You have been physically dominated and made helpess by another male. Those are still some of the worst memories of my lilfe.

When I got into college I decided enough was enough and I wanted to learn a martial art and here's where my advice comes in: picking up Brazilian Jiu Jitsu was the best thing for my mental health Ive ever done.

Brazilian Jiu jitsu is a grappling art that allows you to beat up ANY untrained grappler in a one-on-one fight after only 6 months of training. Best part is: you don't have to hurt them or risk getting hurt in the process.

In college I got out of my shell and stopped being afraid. People wouldn't bully me anymore. Sure they'd call me "pizza face" or ask if I had shaved with a cheese grater or shit like that, but I didn't take it quietly. I sent it right back. I told Stacy I could smell her sardine cunt from where I was standing, and the one guy who shoved me in my second semester I took down , mounted, punched a couple times and choked him out when he turned to cover up. Watching that piece of shit drooling on the floor and the horror of the people around made me feel lie I'd neer felt before. I felt like I had taken control of my life, and that I didn't have to take shit from anyone anymore.

Half a minute later he woke up, unharmed, and nobody ever fucked with me again. And it shows. I don't make apologies for myself and I don't take shit from anyone. All because of BJJ. I am not 33 and I haven't kept up after my purple belt (took me 6 years) but I still feel confident I can defend myself and this gives me much peace.

Look, learning BJJ doesnt mean you can take on the whole football team by yourself, and you 'ont become Neo from the Matrix. And it won't make anybody want to sleep with you, I'm 33 and still a virgin because guess what, knowing chokes and takedowns didn't make me less disgusting, but you won't have to be bullied anymore.

In summation:

Teenage incels, even as young as 12, join a BJJ gym, train it for a few months and oyu will never have to be emasculated by another guy again. You will not be bullied anymore. And why BJJ? Cause other martial arts are concussive and always end up with someone getting hurt and they also take much longer to master.

Good luck fucking up your bullies. Don't let go until they're convulsing, and depending on your anger, maybe punch them for a while from a top position before you put them to sleep. Do it for me
 
>he thinks martial arts are like movies that give you unlimited strength

Yeah, and then those bullies come with 5 guys and metal pipes and then you get beaten into shit
 
sane until you get shanked . . . learn a different martial-art a la taekwondo that're far practical-more
 
Martial arts is a complete waste of time, just get a fucking gun.
 
Im suggesting the teenagers to defend themselves from bullies at school, not to fight hordes of street gangs in the ghetto

BJJ is also good to make friends and get fit, it helped me in that regard.
 
I had to stop doing BJJ after my acne caused me to leave blood on other peoples Gi's. Probably the most embarrassed I've ever been.

:feelscry:

But my skin is fine now so maybe I will restart it.
 
I had to stop doing BJJ after my acne caused me to leave blood on other peoples Gi's. Probably the most embarrassed I've ever been.

:feelscry:

But my skin is fine now so maybe I will restart it.

It did make my acne worse, so I brought my Neutrogena and washed my face between rolls
 
>he thinks martial arts are like movies that give you unlimited strength

Yeah, and then those bullies come with 5 guys and metal pipes and then you get beaten into shit
no joke who fights fair anymore... but i see what op is saying
 
sane until you get shanked . . . learn a different martial-art a la taekwondo that're far practical-more
That's a good one, or muay thai. But I think the best solution is for incels to go out in groups.
 
Im suggesting the teenagers to defend themselves from bullies at school, not to fight hordes of street gangs in the ghetto

BJJ is also good to make friends and get fit, it helped me in that regard.

In case you haven't noticed, teenage bullies already form their own gangs.
 
JFL. Chad just swings his arms and bashes in your face. Martial arts is autistic cope
 
It did make my acne worse, so I brought my Neutrogena and washed my face between rolls

I use proactiv along with a retinol / benzo cream that I get on prescription. Probably the best combo I've ever tried, and my skin is 90% clear now.

But the other problem I had was that my skin is just so sensitive, after an hour of rolling it would feel like its burning, because how rough gi's are. Why can't everyone wear silk Gi's :feelstastyman:
 
I had to stop doing BJJ after my acne caused me to leave blood on other peoples Gi's. Probably the most embarrassed I've ever been.

:feelscry:

But my skin is fine now so maybe I will restart it.
That sucks, they could've at least let you do the exercises without contact. And gi's are so stupid, it should be no shirts.
 
I really wanna go to MMA training tbhtbh but I am too high inhib to I resort to gymceling at home tbh tbh
 
I actually planned on joining a fight club, but what stopped me was: -most people there are probably chads
-they are well skilled
-anxiety
Maybe I should buy a punching bag?
 
That sucks, they could've at least let you do the exercises without contact. And gi's are so stupid, it should be no shirts.

The whole thing about BJJ is you roll with someone, you practice on someone, for real against real resistance. Its what makes it less of a meme martial art compared to karate or TKD etc where you learn from a fat blackbelt in a McDojo, learning techniques that never work in reality against actual resistance.

Nobody was a dick to me about it, but I felt it was just impolite to rub my acne pusblood on people.
 
I actually planned on joining a fight club, but what stopped me was: -most people there are probably chads
-they are well skilled
-anxiety
Maybe I should buy a punching bag?

Hey champ, BJJ is friendly and low impact, there's a lot of camaraderie and before you know it you're one of the guys. Force yourself to go once and you will find a very welcoming place!


I really wanna go to MMA training tbhtbh but I am too high inhib to I resort to gymceling at home tbh tbh


The first day is the hardest, but you'll quickly make friends and enjoy your time there.

Give it a few months and you can beat up your bullies. And you'll be in better shape. Win-win
 
Hey champ, BJJ is friendly and low impact, there's a lot of camaraderie and before you know it you're one of the guys. Force yourself to go once and you will find a very welcoming place!





The first day is the hardest, but you'll quickly make friends and enjoy your time there.

Give it a few months and you can beat up your bullies. And you'll be in better shape. Win-win
I hate meeting new people and I do not like spending time with new people
 
everyone should, although i truly don't understand how people just get bullied like that

if someone here is getting bullied, just put a lock in a sock and beat the fucker with it, he'll be in the emergency room or dead lol

no martial arts needed.
 
I don't have that where i live
Is boxing useful? I've avoided fighting during middle school cause I'm pretty strong without working out so I'm afraid i might hurt somone, will it help me control my punches or just make them stronger?
 
I don't have that where i live
Is boxing useful? I've avoided fighting during middle school cause I'm pretty strong without working out so I'm afraid i might hurt somone

Boxing is excellent. But finding an actual gym can be hard and it tends to be full of chads and manly men, so if you are like me you will feel horrendously out of place. Like that skinny kid in that Clint eastwood boxing movie.
 
I don't have that where i live
Is boxing useful? I've avoided fighting during middle school cause I'm pretty strong without working out so I'm afraid i might hurt somone
Boxing is the best martial art for physical fitness and in the long term to defend yourself on the street. I absolutely DO recommend it. Cant fuck with a boxer. It just takes a lot longer to learn than BJJ and involves knocking people out instead of putting them to sleep.

I opened the topic to address young teenagers, and for them BJJ is the ideal tool since nobody needs to get hurt
 
Martial arts are fantastic ways of cope. It's been a major factor in helping keep a stable mind when depression hits. Even if it's not a practical martial art, focusing on perfecting technique and a mental spirit has helped to keep rage and awkwardness at Bay.
 
I hate meeting new people and I do not like spending time with new people
Me too. Luckily, they're only new people for a couple days. Then they're old people who like you. #worth
 
The whole thing about BJJ is you roll with someone, you practice on someone, for real against real resistance. Its what makes it less of a meme martial art compared to karate or TKD etc where you learn from a fat blackbelt in a McDojo, learning techniques that never work in reality against actual resistance.

Nobody was a dick to me about it, but I felt it was just impolite to rub my acne pusblood on people.
That's nice of you. Good thing it cleared up so you can try again.
 
I'm so desperate to learn a martial art. One day I was walking down the street and a group of gypsies (like 3 of them) started chanting "Kill, kill, kill the faggot" at me. I am really skinny and feminine looking and I thrift all of my clothes so I look like art school hipster faggot so it wasn't surprising. I was furious at them the but had no way of retaliating. Wish I made them all kiss the pavement and crack their animal skulls, the fucking degenerate worthless sacks of shit.
 
Get a permit to conceal carry if you're an incel in the US. Too many things can go wrong if you're going hands on with someone. Martial arts is still good exercise and worth learning through.
 
Get a permit to conceal carry if you're an incel in the US. Too many things can go wrong if you're going hands on with someone. Martial arts is still good exercise and worth learning through.

Thread geared towards young teenagers who want to deal with bullies at school in the healthiest way for their development and self-esteem.

People feel the desire to pop in here and to suggest people buy guns.
 
Thread geared towards young teenagers who want to deal with bullies at school in the healthiest way for their development and self-esteem.

People feel the desire to pop in here and to suggest people buy guns.

No shit. Martial arts is a retarded waste of time, if you want strength so badly just lift or something. If you plan on any serious defense then either get a weapon or you will get your teeth kicked in.
 
No they're not. I never find common language you NT fgt

Im sorry to hear that. Hopefully you'll find what works for you, have a nice day buddy
 
I agree with OP. Martial arts are the shit and a great cope. But it's not for aggression on others. Rather it gives you the confidence that you could fight back if shit ever goes bad. This self confidence really helped me with anxiety I had when going outside where other people are around, and there is also philosophy to study if you're into that too.

OP did alright because he was shoved first, but picking fights with people is just asking to get fucked up. Even if you are a black belt you never know if the guy could have a handgun. See video:

 
I don't really understand people when they say "martial art helps!". Do you people only do 1v1 fights there? Cause here you'll get ganged up on in a microsecond. No amount of autistic twitches will save you from 5 guys coming at you at once.
 
OP did alright because he was shoved first, but picking fights with people is just asking to get fucked up. Even if you are a black belt you never know if the guy could have a handgun. See video:

Once again: thread geared towards young teenagers who deal with bullying, not grown men fighting armed grown men on the street.
No martial art can reliably beat a gun, but fighting for your life is not what we are talking about.

We are talking about giving bullied teenagers the tools to reliably defend themselves in regular scuffles with assholes, not murderous sociopaths.
 
lol this is autism. Martial arts will not prepare you for street fights. Only experience will help you there
 
I don't really understand people when they say "martial art helps!". Do you people only do 1v1 fights there? Cause here you'll get ganged up on in a microsecond. No amount of autistic twitches will save you from 5 guys coming at you at once.



because pointing out worst case scenarios againt people with more experience than you doesn't make them agree with you, it just shows you have very little notion of what youre talking about
 
Im sure it will help, but your attitude could use some tuning
After sliding genioplasty my face will be high trust enough, now I am low trust, nobody wants a low trust guy
 
OP is bang on the money. Some of you guys are retarded. You get a hell of a confidence boost from knowing you can fuck up most guys out there. Take up bjj and wrestling and do a stand up art too like muay thai or boxing. Dont do bullshit like wing chun
 
After sliding genioplasty my face will be high trust enough, now I am low trust, nobody wants a low trust guy

You are blowing this far out of proportion. Overanalyzing to the extreme. I won't discount that there is some truth to your belief, but the scale is out of whack.

Anyone can train in BJJ, make some friends and become competent at self defense if they wish
 
You are blowing this far out of proportion. Overanalyzing to the extreme. I won't discount that there is some truth to your belief, but the scale is out of whack.

Anyone can train in BJJ, make some friends and become competent at self defense if they wish
You don't know lives of low trust faces
 
You don't know lives of low trust faces

Youre right, I dont. But I trained in a gym with over 300 students, I doubt there were people at home waiting for jaw surgery in order to live life. We even had a little person there, a guy without a hand, a blind student as well.

Maybe there is such a thing as a low-trust-face with actual consequences, but what it appears to me is that in your effort to take control of your struggle you have ascribed far too much significance to what you perceive as issues, without an actual grasp on the reality that you don't quite understand. Namely: what -really- makes people not want you around. I doubt your face is the biggest factor. Two posts up you called me a "faggot" for no reason whatsoever, man.
 


because pointing out worst case scenarios againt people with more experience than you doesn't make them agree with you, it just shows you have very little notion of what youre talking about


Did you seriously not read my post? That was a 1 V 1 fight. ONE VERSUS ONE. I'm talking about 5 guys fucking you up at once.
Nobody fights 1v1 here, if you're alone then you stand zero chance. Everyone walks around in packs with at least 3-4 guys.
 
Youre right, I dont. But I trained in a gym with over 300 students, I doubt there were people at home waiting for jaw surgery in order to live life. We even had a little person there, a guy without a hand, a blind student as well.

Maybe there is such a thing as a low-trust-face with actual consequences, but what it appears to me is that in your effort to take control of your struggle you have ascribed far too much significance to what you perceive as issues, without an actual grasp on the reality that you don't quite understand. Namely: what -really- makes people not want you around. I doubt your face is the biggest factor. Two posts up you called me a "faggot" for no reason whatsoever, man.
faggot


jk
 
but srsly, "I doubt your face is the biggest factor.". Are you some bluepiller who came to this forum to tell incels to get some hobby?

:feelstastyman::feelstrash::feelsbaton:
 

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