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Hey gang, this one goes out to the teenagers here. Not getting laid sucks, though at 33 I've had a lifetime to come to terms with it and found distractions in hobbies and work and family. But I DO remember how it was in middle and high school. Or rather: I barely do, because those years were so horrific that I can barely remember high school. It's a blur, and by the end I was so depressed and nlonely that I barely graduated.
Why am I telling you this? Well, because I talk too much but also because my involuntary celibacy was caused by cystic acne which I have to this day as well as my size: I was very very thin.
I got bullied a lot. People made fun of me, and that sucked, but I got beat up sometimes and that was the worst part. Getting beaten up makes you feel like less of a man. Your dignity goes to hell. You have been physically dominated and made helpess by another male. Those are still some of the worst memories of my lilfe.
When I got into college I decided enough was enough and I wanted to learn a martial art and here's where my advice comes in: picking up Brazilian Jiu Jitsu was the best thing for my mental health Ive ever done.
Brazilian Jiu jitsu is a grappling art that allows you to beat up ANY untrained grappler in a one-on-one fight after only 6 months of training. Best part is: you don't have to hurt them or risk getting hurt in the process.
In college I got out of my shell and stopped being afraid. People wouldn't bully me anymore. Sure they'd call me "pizza face" or ask if I had shaved with a cheese grater or shit like that, but I didn't take it quietly. I sent it right back. I told Stacy I could smell her sardine cunt from where I was standing, and the one guy who shoved me in my second semester I took down , mounted, punched a couple times and choked him out when he turned to cover up. Watching that piece of shit drooling on the floor and the horror of the people around made me feel lie I'd neer felt before. I felt like I had taken control of my life, and that I didn't have to take shit from anyone anymore.
Half a minute later he woke up, unharmed, and nobody ever fucked with me again. And it shows. I don't make apologies for myself and I don't take shit from anyone. All because of BJJ. I am not 33 and I haven't kept up after my purple belt (took me 6 years) but I still feel confident I can defend myself and this gives me much peace.
Look, learning BJJ doesnt mean you can take on the whole football team by yourself, and you 'ont become Neo from the Matrix. And it won't make anybody want to sleep with you, I'm 33 and still a virgin because guess what, knowing chokes and takedowns didn't make me less disgusting, but you won't have to be bullied anymore.
In summation:
Teenage incels, even as young as 12, join a BJJ gym, train it for a few months and oyu will never have to be emasculated by another guy again. You will not be bullied anymore. And why BJJ? Cause other martial arts are concussive and always end up with someone getting hurt and they also take much longer to master.
Good luck fucking up your bullies. Don't let go until they're convulsing, and depending on your anger, maybe punch them for a while from a top position before you put them to sleep. Do it for me
Why am I telling you this? Well, because I talk too much but also because my involuntary celibacy was caused by cystic acne which I have to this day as well as my size: I was very very thin.
I got bullied a lot. People made fun of me, and that sucked, but I got beat up sometimes and that was the worst part. Getting beaten up makes you feel like less of a man. Your dignity goes to hell. You have been physically dominated and made helpess by another male. Those are still some of the worst memories of my lilfe.
When I got into college I decided enough was enough and I wanted to learn a martial art and here's where my advice comes in: picking up Brazilian Jiu Jitsu was the best thing for my mental health Ive ever done.
Brazilian Jiu jitsu is a grappling art that allows you to beat up ANY untrained grappler in a one-on-one fight after only 6 months of training. Best part is: you don't have to hurt them or risk getting hurt in the process.
In college I got out of my shell and stopped being afraid. People wouldn't bully me anymore. Sure they'd call me "pizza face" or ask if I had shaved with a cheese grater or shit like that, but I didn't take it quietly. I sent it right back. I told Stacy I could smell her sardine cunt from where I was standing, and the one guy who shoved me in my second semester I took down , mounted, punched a couple times and choked him out when he turned to cover up. Watching that piece of shit drooling on the floor and the horror of the people around made me feel lie I'd neer felt before. I felt like I had taken control of my life, and that I didn't have to take shit from anyone anymore.
Half a minute later he woke up, unharmed, and nobody ever fucked with me again. And it shows. I don't make apologies for myself and I don't take shit from anyone. All because of BJJ. I am not 33 and I haven't kept up after my purple belt (took me 6 years) but I still feel confident I can defend myself and this gives me much peace.
Look, learning BJJ doesnt mean you can take on the whole football team by yourself, and you 'ont become Neo from the Matrix. And it won't make anybody want to sleep with you, I'm 33 and still a virgin because guess what, knowing chokes and takedowns didn't make me less disgusting, but you won't have to be bullied anymore.
In summation:
Teenage incels, even as young as 12, join a BJJ gym, train it for a few months and oyu will never have to be emasculated by another guy again. You will not be bullied anymore. And why BJJ? Cause other martial arts are concussive and always end up with someone getting hurt and they also take much longer to master.
Good luck fucking up your bullies. Don't let go until they're convulsing, and depending on your anger, maybe punch them for a while from a top position before you put them to sleep. Do it for me