Experiment You'll become a sexhaver thanks to a demonic force but

[Fancy Alcoholic]

There's a price to pay, you have to pick A or B :

A/ You can fuck supermodel gigastacey, have the night of your life BUT that's just for one night and THEN you'll never ever be able to have sex in your life, not even escorts.

only one of them for one night, and then it's over, see you in hell

B/ You can have as much sex as you want until death, BUT solely with a phat landwhale with temperature room IQ and "attitude". She's a nympho btw

her all night, every night, not ready, you still go to hell

 

[GeckoBus]

There's a price to pay, you have to pick A or B :

A/ You can fuck supermodel gigastacey, have the night of your life BUT that's just for one night and THEN you'll never ever be able to have sex in your life, not even escorts.

only one of them for one night, and then it's over, see you in hell

B/ You can have as much sex as you want until death, BUT solely with a phat landwhale with temperature room IQ and "attitude". She's a nympho btw
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her all night, every night, not ready, you still go to hell

i love fat girls so yes

 

[cemgaripoglu2]

A

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

B, put a bag over it

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

i love fat girls so yes

Loving fat girl is some kind of cope in my opinion. Real "curvy" attraction I may understand, but fat spherical shaped pile of sedimented adipocytes fetish, that can't be for real.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

B, put a bag over it

No bag for her fat and hard to access smelly pussy tbh

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

No bag for her fat and hard to access smelly pussy tbh

I'd clean it out with bleach, there were no mention of consent

 

[GeckoBus]

Loving fat girl is some kind of cope in my opinion. Real "curvy" attraction I may understand, but fat spherical shaped pile of sedimented adipocytes fetish, that can't be for real.

cope ur just jealous cuz you cant get hard for hindenburg tier bitches
only true whalers like me have the harpoon for dat YARR YARRR

 

[Roscomnadzor]

Loving fat girl is some kind of cope in my opinion. Real "curvy" attraction I may understand, but fat spherical shaped pile of sedimented adipocytes fetish, that can't be for real.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

cope ur just jealous cuz you cant get hard for hindenburg tier bitches
only true whalers like me have the harpoon for dat YARR YARRR

From now on, I call you Captain Achab

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

I'd clean it out with bleach, there were no mention of consent

Imagine all this crazy annoying logistic when you could just enjoy a clean supermodel body

 

[Truecelcel]

Can I make her lose weight?

 

[GeckoBus]

From now on, I call you Captain Achab

SHIVER ME TIMBERS MATEY
my neputnic schlong will splatter white seafoam all over the esteemed blubber of fatties

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

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Monkey tier standards ngl

 

[GeckoBus]

Can I make her lose weight?

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

SHIVER ME TIMBERS MATEY
my neputnic schlong will splatter white seafrom all over the esteemed blubber of fatties

It's all fun for one night, but don't forget you'll have to do that sport and roleplay ALL NIGHTS before you die

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Can I make her lose weight?

Of course not.

 

[GeckoBus]

It's all fun for one night, but don't forget you'll have to do that sport and roleplay ALL NIGHTS before you die

im creative
i will just pretend im the red baron shooting down zepplins with my pp

or i will strap myself to wall and have her ram into me like a truck

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

im creative
i will just pretend im the red baron shooting down zepplins with my pp

or i will strap myself to wall and have her ram into me like a truck

Sounds horrendous, fortunately we'll never have to see this. But I guess you made your case, you're a guenuine B choicer JFL

 

[GeckoBus]

Sounds horrendous, fortunately we'll never have to see this. But I guess you made your case, you're a guenuine B choicer JFL

if she cant kill me by rolling over at night, i dont even consider
i want to die screaming like my uncle, not sleeping like his driver

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

if she cant kill me by rolling over at night, i dont even consider
i want to die screaming like my uncle, not sleeping like his driver

If your goal is to get sex and die quickly, why not choose the actually good sex and then commit the s ? It sounds more logical to me tbh

 

[med-cel]

B, put a bag over it

Can I make her lose weight?

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Rejected.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Rejected.

Coward !

PICK ONE OR I GUN YOU DOWN

 

[GeckoBus]

If your goal is to get sex and die quickly, why not choose the actually good sex and then commit the s ? It sounds more logical to me tbh

ahab went down with the whale

me getting drained in pussy juice before my first and final fuck:


View: https://youtu.be/NMPW4R727QQ?list=TLPQMjkxMDIwMjOlBQgbJ3T6Jw&t=116

View: https://youtu.be/NMPW4R727QQ?list=TLPQMjkxMDIwMjOlBQgbJ3T6Jw&t=116

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

PICK ONE OR I GUN YOU DOWN

Be grateful. Those weren't your SNPs.

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

Will the landwhale fuck Chad behind my back? Do I have to raise Chad's Bastards?

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

ahab went down with the whale

me getting drained in pussy juice before my first and final fuck:


View: https://youtu.be/NMPW4R727QQ?list=TLPQMjkxMDIwMjOlBQgbJ3T6Jw&t=116

View: https://youtu.be/NMPW4R727QQ?list=TLPQMjkxMDIwMjOlBQgbJ3T6Jw&t=116

Fat pussy juice probably tastes like battery acid leaking tbh

 

[GeckoBus]

Fat pussy juice probably tastes like battery acid leaking tbh

SALT OF THE SEA SALT OF THE SEA

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Will the landwhale fuck Chad behind my back? Do I have to raise Chad's Bastards?

That depends on your authority over her. She has "attitude", so she's a pain in the ass out of the bedroom too ...

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

SALT OF THE SEA SALT OF THE SEA

It's over. We lost our beloved captain to a sea of piss ....

 

[yung loner]

I regret choosing B. With A I could kill myself and call it a good life

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

I regret choosing B. With A I could kill myself and call it a good life

The demonic entity does not allow you change your choice ...

 

[yung loner]

The demonic entity does not allow you change your choice ...

fuark I'll carry these memories in hell

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

The things is ...

Those who pic A are probably bordering mentalcel categories. They wouldn't mind not having sex for a lifetime, if only they have tasted a bit of the most archetypal and "perfect" experience of it. They would choose to keep their current condition if only they could experiment sex first and then keep their life busy with other more fulfilling healing pursuits. Being frustrated and alone in adversity is just human nature after all.

Those who pic B are probably trucel tier in terms of physicality, and they totally suffer from their current inceldom. Most of their sufferings come from this condition, contrary to the first group who would still have mental problems regardless of inceldom. They would choose sex over anything just to "fit in" a more normal human condition, a more socially acceptable one too. Being outcasted and deprived feels utterly wrong to them.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

fuark I'll carry these memories in hell

She'll probably follow you there anyway, so you may never have the luxury to call her a bad memory JFL

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

That depends on your authority over her. She has "attitude", so she's a pain in the ass out of the bedroom too ...

1. Kidnap and smuggle her to a rural Chinese village in Feng County, Jiangsu province.
2. Pull out her teeth (with unlicensed surgeons of course)
3. Lock her up inside a shed on my uncle's farm.
4. Starve her until she learns to savor the taste of my cum and other bodily excretions.
5. Forced her to give birth to Eight Children. Sell the foidlets to local officials to curry favor with them.

Xuzhou chained woman incident - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[yung loner]

She'll probably follow you there anyway, so you may never have the luxury to call her a bad memory JFL

I hope to see the devil prick her ass with an XXL fork for raping me

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Disappointed that this wasn't an @Michael W. Ford -tier thread about occultic demonic magick tbh

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Disappointed that this wasn't an @Michael W. Ford -tier thread about occultic demonic magick tbh

I'm not well versed in overrated gibberish and blatant bullshit tbh

 

[EDP445wantacupcake?]

I don’t want to go to hell.

But with option B, is she faithful to me?

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

I don’t want to go to hell.

But with option B, is she faithful to me?

it's a foid

your guess

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Stuck between a rock and a hard place.

 

[GeckoBus]

i like fat girls too

yes! they are so cuddly and squishy!

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

i like fat girls too

yes! they are so cuddly and squishy!

 

[D.R.]

B, I'm attracted to both skinny and fat females, if I got bored I could imagine I'm fucking someone else, you also said she's a nympho so she probably wouldn't be opposed to sucking my cock while I'm watching porn.

 

[Swagpilled]

temperature room IQ

this implies female models have an IQ over like 70?