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Experiment You'll become a sexhaver thanks to a demonic force but

So tell me. Would you choose ...

  • A

  • B


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There's a price to pay, you have to pick A or B :

A/ You can fuck supermodel gigastacey, have the night of your life BUT that's just for one night and THEN you'll never ever be able to have sex in your life, not even escorts.

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only one of them for one night, and then it's over, see you in hell

B/ You can have as much sex as you want until death, BUT solely with a phat landwhale with temperature room IQ and "attitude". She's a nympho btw
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her all night, every night, not ready, you still go to hell
 
There's a price to pay, you have to pick A or B :

A/ You can fuck supermodel gigastacey, have the night of your life BUT that's just for one night and THEN you'll never ever be able to have sex in your life, not even escorts.

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only one of them for one night, and then it's over, see you in hell

B/ You can have as much sex as you want until death, BUT solely with a phat landwhale with temperature room IQ and "attitude". She's a nympho btw
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her all night, every night, not ready, you still go to hell
i love fat girls so yes
 
B, put a bag over it
 
i love fat girls so yes
Loving fat girl is some kind of cope in my opinion. Real "curvy" attraction I may understand, but fat spherical shaped pile of sedimented adipocytes fetish, that can't be for real.
 
Loving fat girl is some kind of cope in my opinion. Real "curvy" attraction I may understand, but fat spherical shaped pile of sedimented adipocytes fetish, that can't be for real.
cope ur just jealous cuz you cant get hard for hindenburg tier bitches
only true whalers like me have the harpoon for dat YARR YARRR
 
Loving fat girl is some kind of cope in my opinion. Real "curvy" attraction I may understand, but fat spherical shaped pile of sedimented adipocytes fetish, that can't be for real.
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cope ur just jealous cuz you cant get hard for hindenburg tier bitches
only true whalers like me have the harpoon for dat YARR YARRR
From now on, I call you Captain Achab
 
I'd clean it out with bleach, there were no mention of consent
Imagine all this crazy annoying logistic when you could just enjoy a clean supermodel body
 
Can I make her lose weight?
 
:feelsaww: :feelsaww: :feelsaww:
SHIVER ME TIMBERS MATEY
my neputnic schlong will splatter white seafrom all over the esteemed blubber of fatties
It's all fun for one night, but don't forget you'll have to do that sport and roleplay ALL NIGHTS before you die
 
It's all fun for one night, but don't forget you'll have to do that sport and roleplay ALL NIGHTS before you die
im creative
i will just pretend im the red baron shooting down zepplins with my pp

or i will strap myself to wall and have her ram into me like a truck :feelsjuice:
 
im creative
i will just pretend im the red baron shooting down zepplins with my pp

or i will strap myself to wall and have her ram into me like a truck :feelsjuice:
Sounds horrendous, fortunately we'll never have to see this. But I guess you made your case, you're a guenuine B choicer JFL
 
Sounds horrendous, fortunately we'll never have to see this. But I guess you made your case, you're a guenuine B choicer JFL
if she cant kill me by rolling over at night, i dont even consider
i want to die screaming like my uncle, not sleeping like his driver
 
if she cant kill me by rolling over at night, i dont even consider
i want to die screaming like my uncle, not sleeping like his driver
If your goal is to get sex and die quickly, why not choose the actually good sex and then commit the s ? It sounds more logical to me tbh
 
Will the landwhale fuck Chad behind my back? Do I have to raise Chad's Bastards?
 
Will the landwhale fuck Chad behind my back? Do I have to raise Chad's Bastards?
That depends on your authority over her. She has "attitude", so she's a pain in the ass out of the bedroom too ...
 
I regret choosing B. With A I could kill myself and call it a good life
 
The things is ...

Those who pic A are probably bordering mentalcel categories. They wouldn't mind not having sex for a lifetime, if only they have tasted a bit of the most archetypal and "perfect" experience of it. They would choose to keep their current condition if only they could experiment sex first and then keep their life busy with other more fulfilling healing pursuits. Being frustrated and alone in adversity is just human nature after all.

Those who pic B are probably trucel tier in terms of physicality, and they totally suffer from their current inceldom. Most of their sufferings come from this condition, contrary to the first group who would still have mental problems regardless of inceldom. They would choose sex over anything just to "fit in" a more normal human condition, a more socially acceptable one too. Being outcasted and deprived feels utterly wrong to them.
 
fuark I'll carry these memories in hell :feelsree::feelsrope:
She'll probably follow you there anyway, so you may never have the luxury to call her a bad memory JFL
 
That depends on your authority over her. She has "attitude", so she's a pain in the ass out of the bedroom too ...
  1. Kidnap and smuggle her to a rural Chinese village in Feng County, Jiangsu province.
  2. Pull out her teeth (with unlicensed surgeons of course)
  3. Lock her up inside a shed on my uncle's farm.
  4. Starve her until she learns to savor the taste of my cum and other bodily excretions.
  5. Forced her to give birth to Eight Children. Sell the foidlets to local officials to curry favor with them.
 
Disappointed that this wasn't an @Michael W. Ford -tier thread about occultic demonic magick tbh
 
I don’t want to go to hell.

But with option B, is she faithful to me?
 
Stuck between a rock and a hard place.
 
B, I'm attracted to both skinny and fat females, if I got bored I could imagine I'm fucking someone else, you also said she's a nympho so she probably wouldn't be opposed to sucking my cock while I'm watching porn.
 

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