Blackpill You will never deepthroat a cute girl

[Blackpilled-cel]

You will never make her choke on your love bone
She will never slap your cock against her tongue
She will never take your cock in the ass
She will never orgasm and pull your cock out and you finish on pussy/belly
You will never laugh with her after exciting wet sex.
You will never hold hands and hug the love of your life
A few mms of bones determined that instead of pounding a different tight wet pussy everyday, you rot.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

I'll never understand the appeal of oral sex. Seems disgusting tbh.

 

[FinnCel]

It's impossible to deepthroat anyways if you are a dicklet

 

[Deleted member 14866]

I'll never understand the appeal of oral sex. Seems disgusting tbh.

feels better than vag i guess

Spoiler

thats what ive been told dont ban me pls

 

[Deleted member 8353]

You will never hold hands and hug the love of your life

 

[Angry_runt]

Unless you hire an escort.
Most of us could have a threesome with two hot girls within 24 hours.

 

[Insomniac]

thanks for the reminder

 

[Deleted member 16359]

It's impossible to deepthroat anyways if you are a dicklet

 

[Barrett]

Wtf

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Never getting to experience the feeling of a female choosing you as her mate, getting to feel her warm soft skin against yours during passionate sex, getting to smell that pleasant female scent when making out with her, looking at yourself in the mirror with your girl next to you. It is truly over

 

[Deleted member 60]

wut

 

[IHateMySelf]

A femoid will never put her mouth in my dick anyway

 

[feelsbadman32]

I hate these toxic posts whether true or not

 

[Words2_live_bye]

"You will never deepthroat a cute girl" nigga that sounds hella gay, like YOU'D be the one sucking HER dick, lmao

 

[PPEcel]

Dangling and misplaced modifiers...

 

[Cuyen]

blowjobpill is one of darkest pills. this literally destroys me and my will to life.

 

[StaroRavager]

thanks for the reminder

 

[Deleted member 1042]

I'll never understand the appeal of oral sex. Seems disgusting tbh.

First time I saw it when I was a teen I was surprised, even freaked out. But women are masochists. Of course they want a superior male to jam their dicks up their brains.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

They want you to kill them

 

[deeptroat]

I'll never understand the appeal of oral sex. Seems disgusting tbh.

same tbh and even well manered ppl think it's integral part of sex life, talk about porn degeneracy

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Hahaha good one OP.

 

[Darth Cialis]

Not even a landwhale tbh.

 

[virgin4life]

It's impossible to deepthroat anyways if you are a dicklet

This...

 

[Spite]

thanks for the reminder

 

[Sniffles]

I'll never understand the appeal of oral sex. Seems disgusting tbh.

Sophisticated opinion tbh.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Women would literally give a blowjob to an animal before us. LET THAT SINK IN.

 

[Hoffman_13]

thanks for the reminder

 

[nice_try]

It's impossible to deepthroat anyways if you are a dicklet

SuiFuel

 

[First loss]

A femoid will never put her mouth in my dick anyway

 

[AutisticCopecel]

It's impossible to deepthroat anyways if you are a dicklet

a few inches of bone ( ) away from hapiness dont forget that

 

[Gengar]

You will never hold hands and hug the love of your life

 

[BKFL]

Of course you can’t deepthroat a girl (unless it’s a tranny). She deepthroats you.

 

[Frankenstein's M.]

These posts are becoming more comical to me

 

[NEETAndTidy]

"You will never deepthroat a cute girl" nigga that sounds hella gay, like YOU'D be the one sucking HER dick, lmao

I came here to say that

 

[Inceldo]

I wouldn't be able to because i have a micro penis

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

that title is going to give me aids

 

[Blackpilled-cel]

but i will also never get an std
(unless a hobo attacks me with a needle or something)

Just don't be attacked by a homeless guy bro

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

A femoid will never put her mouth in my dick anyway

It's technically impossible tbh ngl

 

[Baldcuecel]

I have a small dick anyway.

 

[celery]

Why would I want my cocklet on her tongue anyway? I want to shove that meat into her ass

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

https://incels.is/threads/you-will-...our-nut-enthusiastically.101170/#post-1983253

I basically made this same thread like a week ago

 

[Deleted member 677]

I'd never get my dick sucked tbh. I wouldn't trust her not to bite it.

I'd eat a JB out no questions asked.

 

[acnescarcel]

fuck a girl in the ass? lol u high on meth bucko? why would u even want to do that to pretend ur a fag?

 

[Mr Joyboy]

I think the subject verb and object are all jumbled there homie.

But yeah, we know.

 

[Michael15651]

tbh

 

[Mainländer]

Deepthroat? I wish I could just kiss a cute one

 

[universallyabhorred]

"You will never deepthroat a cute girl" nigga that sounds hella gay, like YOU'D be the one sucking HER dick, lmao

The title was probably intended to be "you will never deepthroat a cute trap", but OP had to change it because of the rules . JFL OP is a closet fag

 

[Words2_live_bye]

The title was probably intended to be "you will never deepthroat a cute trap", but OP had to change it because of the rules . JFL OP is a closet fag

reminder, traps are still men, therefore traps are gay

 

[Ritalincel]

tfw santa claus wont ever come to town

Santa Claus
When a married couple decide to spice up their love-making, they do the Santa Claus. This consists of the man sitting down in a Santa costume while the girl gets butt-sexed. She then proclaims, "I've been a naughty girl." and Santa says "I'm giving you a lump of coal this year." She then yells out "I'll give YOU a lump of coal!" and then proceeds to defecate on his penis.

Jeremy: "Let's spice up our sex life with the Santa Claus."
Korey: "Are you sure? We just ate Taco Bell..."
Jeremy: "Oh shit, let's do it on the tile then."

Keith: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. It's December 24th"
Vahid: "So what does that mean?"
Keith: "Santa Claus is coming to town tomorrow (winky face)"
#santa#claus#sex#shit#cleveland steamer#taco bell#poop#diarrhea#buttsex#butt sex#penis#party favors#christmas#jeffrey dahmer#ben roethlisberger
by JJ Dahmski November 21, 2010

 

[Blackpilled-cel]

The title was probably intended to be "you will never deepthroat a cute trap", but OP had to change it because of the rules . JFL OP is a closet fag