You will NEVER be an American

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Who can just "hit the open road" and go nomadmaxxing in different states, it's so fucking over.
 
HeroinNihilism

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I did in the early 2000s, it was fucking exhilarating
 
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No, not anymore. I swear, sooner or later, we'll be in a dictatorship... and not a good one either.
 
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HeroinNihilism

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could you elab with your experience?ty
No gay smart phones, I had a flip phone that you could upload mp3s on, drove from Florida to Portland and became homeless for awhile, then heroin happened, the rest is history
 
rope2cope

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I did in the early 2000s, it was fucking exhilarating
sounds comfy, I would get my license and drive from east to west coast and just musicmaxx in the car.
 
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No gay smart phones, I had a flip phone that you could upload mp3s on, drove from Florida to Portland and became homeless for awhile, then heroin happened, the rest is history
Sounds good hitting the road with good music and shit.
 
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No, not anymore. I swear, sooner or later, we'll be in a dictatorship... and not a good one either.
I hope I'm dead before that happens.
 
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Back before the chink plague, we were able to do a lot of things without the face diapers wrapped around our mouths...
 
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No, not anymore. I swear, sooner or later, we'll be in a dictatorship... and not a good one either.
What dictatorship would be a good one? The only good dictatorship I can think of is one where I rule.
 
Transcended Trucel

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Brutal American pill
 
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Too late for you

My birth certificate is U.S. certified, born in the U S of A
 
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I already have an American citizenship, too late boyo
 
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Jfl, I couldn't give a fuck about not being an American. What a great country btw, gun nuts everywhere, lack of universal healthcare, etc.
 
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Jfl, I couldn't give a fuck about not being an American. What a great country btw, gun nuts everywhere, lack of universal healthcare, etc.
massive cope, America #1
 
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Sounds nice
 
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I might get a state park pass for $70 and stateparkmaxxing around texas, its bigger than most countries in the world.
Its unlimited visit for 1 year.
If not then $10 per visit day.
 
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I might get a state park pass for $70 and stateparkmaxxing around texas, its bigger than most countries in the world.
Its unlimited visit for 1 year.
If not then $10 per visit day.
based return to naturecel
 
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Chadstraliacels could do that too.
Literally nothing outside of the handful of cities though. You drive too far and literal desert only.
 
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Jfl, I couldn't give a fuck about not being an American. What a great country btw, gun nuts everywhere, lack of universal healthcare, etc.
The gun nuts are the ones that are safest with guns by and large. All CCW holders combined commit virtually zero gun violence.
 
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why the fuck would you want to be an amerimutt? This is the most jewed nation on earth
 
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Who cares about murica?
 
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i want to live in a van and call it a day.
 
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Of course I'm american, but a southern one :feelzez:
 
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Death to America
 
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Death to America
MY GRANDADDY DIDN'T FIGHT NO COMMUNIST TO HAVE THEM HERE IN OUR GREAT STATES OF AMERICA YOU COMMIE SCUM
 
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Why would I want to be? I prefer paying higher taxes in exchange for superior services such as low cost healthcare and edumacation
 
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Knowing truck drivers the USA is the same dump no matter what border you cross. You have many empty depressing towns void of any youth and hope and then big cities fulled of brainwashed and dangerous mutts roaming around looking for the next argument or fight. Its a terrible place there is no more opportunity for a person coming in like it used to be known for.
 
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Yo FK the PO-lese
 
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I’d rather LDAR than nomad, which are Hollywood fantasies of chads anyway.
 

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