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Caesercel

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You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the rejection you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, Stacies swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who pass look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself its going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. Theyll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is absolutely no turning back.
 
Hahahaha hahahaha good pasta though
 
Over for fakecels
 
I've heard this shit somewhere :feelskek:
 
Ik you made some chad lurker mad.
 
I have the same headposture though
 
Who are you describing?
 
This was Lifefuel. I hope you’re right man
 
I should touch grass I guess
 
It's alright. As long as I've already recalled it previously, it can't be distorted.
 
Me fr @Pixycel @WØLF
 
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After 4 years of bonesmashing, hard mewing, and waking up at 2 AM for my daily Hustler's University course, I can finally relate to this gem. This cured my leukemia, recovered my hairline to NW0, reopened my growth plates, and added 5 inches to my femurs and tibias
Anotha #looksmaxx classic
 
"Decent height" can't relate lol 5'4. I wish this was real for me.
 
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You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the rejection you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, Stacies swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who pass look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself its going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. Theyll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is absolutely no turning back.
I’m 5’4
Stfu
 
Jesus Christ it's over for you if true. I'm sorry man :cryfeels:
It's ok I have plenty of copes and I'm used to being alone my whole life. I barely even talk to anyone in person. Still wish I would be loved by a woman though.
 
It's ok I have plenty of copes and I'm used to being alone my whole life. I barely even talk to anyone in person. Still wish I would be loved by a woman though.
Wow, you have a stronger mental fortitude than me. I'm a recluse with zero friends, but my coping mechanisms could definitely be better. I don't have any particularly high tech or advanced copes or anything. If I wasn't a broke NEET I would buy a TCL QM8 OLED TV so I could finally watch all of the high quality weebshit shows I've put on my backlog because experiencing them any other way would be an insult. Either way, I'm praying for you GrAYbro.

Also sauce on your avi mab? :feelsaww:
 
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Wow, you have a stronger mental fortitude than me. I'm a recluse with zero friends, but my coping mechanisms could definitely be better. I don't have any particularly high tech or advanced copes or anything. If I wasn't a broke NEET I would buy a TCL QM8 OLED TV so I could finally watch all of the high quality weebshit shows I've put on my backlog because experiencing them any other way would be an insult. Either way, I'm praying for you GrAYbro.

Also sauce on your avi mab? :feelsaww:
My avi is NewJeans Hanni Pham
 
Well I will always be a KHHV (aka incel). People (complete strangers) literally joke about me when they lay eyes on me. Not TO me, but they don't even try to hide it, it's mostly those under 50 that do this, those over just stare or mutter something. This is PROOF I'll always be a KHHV. I coped about half a year ago, that I will work out, eat healthy but it's all cope. I'll just NEET in the future
 

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