PleaseKillMeLoseSkin
I Wanna Fucking DIE
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- Joined
- Apr 9, 2018
- Posts
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Which side do you chose?
The Union
Perks:
> Spiffy uniforms
> You win the war
> Live in a shitty apartment in New York City, you're a cuck
Negatives:
> Self-determinism (Which we all know is false anyways, your rank in life is determined by your looks and economic level you're born in)
> Scoundrel, possibly an immigrant
> Beginning point of the decline of man
> Prison Slavery
The Confederacy
Perks:
> Comfy Uniforms
> Fight in known territory
> Southern Belles
Negative:
> Annoying poor Southern accents
> Pre-determinism but at least you got a Virgin wife and a sense of purpose in life no need to compete for positions with foreign laborers, go to church every Sunday and a homestead
> Slavery???
The Union
Perks:
> Spiffy uniforms
> You win the war
> Live in a shitty apartment in New York City, you're a cuck
Negatives:
> Self-determinism (Which we all know is false anyways, your rank in life is determined by your looks and economic level you're born in)
> Scoundrel, possibly an immigrant
> Beginning point of the decline of man
> Prison Slavery
The Confederacy
Perks:
> Comfy Uniforms
> Fight in known territory
> Southern Belles
Negative:
> Annoying poor Southern accents
> Pre-determinism but at least you got a Virgin wife and a sense of purpose in life no need to compete for positions with foreign laborers, go to church every Sunday and a homestead
> Slavery???