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Gaming You Wake up one day Realizing You're in America and it's April 11,1861

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Which side do you chose?

The Union
Perks:
> Spiffy uniforms
> You win the war
> Live in a shitty apartment in New York City, you're a cuck
Negatives:
> Self-determinism (Which we all know is false anyways, your rank in life is determined by your looks and economic level you're born in)
> Scoundrel, possibly an immigrant
> Beginning point of the decline of man
> Prison Slavery



The Confederacy
Perks:
> Comfy Uniforms
> Fight in known territory
> Southern Belles
Negative:
> Annoying poor Southern accents
> Pre-determinism but at least you got a Virgin wife and a sense of purpose in life no need to compete for positions with foreign laborers, go to church every Sunday and a homestead
> Slavery???

 
Southerner, and non-cuck who wants to die anyways.

Pretty easy to see why the Confederacy is better for Incels.
 
The Confederacy. There was legislation put forth by the south that was meant to emancipate slaves prior to the CW. Slavery wasn't optimal or convenient, it's part of the reason why the South was so poor. There was a realization that it would have just been cheaper to hire immigrants like the Irish, pay them a small wage and send them on their way instead of providing the necessary living essentials for blacks who then wouldn't even work hard. Plus most of the south didn't own slaves, it was only the small percentage of rich people that did. All of that blood for nothing.
JFL@ unioncels
 
The Confederacy. There was legislation put forth by the south that was meant to emancipate slaves prior to the CW. Slavery wasn't optimal or convenient, it's part of the reason why the South was so poor. There was a realization that it would have just been cheaper to hire immigrants like the Irish, pay them a small wage and send them on their way instead of providing the necessary living essentials for blacks who then wouldn't even work hard. Plus most of the south didn't own slaves, it was only the small percentage of rich people that did. All of that blood for nothing.
Don't forget the more centralized government envisioned by the unionists, the Confederacy pushed for less centralized power in order to give people more freedoms. In order for the union to push its own narrative, it needed to use racism to justify provoking a country of which separated within legal means by the constitution that founded the country.
 
All of that blood for nothing.
Lincoln was a tyrant.
Burning of the white house

It's a shame we didn't take a lesson from the British and burn the white house.
Leesarmy003
 
I wouldn't want to be anywhere in america pre 1970
 
confederacy all the way
 
I'll gladly fight for the South
 
Why would any black incel choose the South?
 
Slavery wasn't optimal or convenient, it's part of the reason why the South was so poor. There was a realization that it would have just been cheaper to hire immigrants like the Irish, pay them a small wage and send them on their way instead of providing the necessary living essentials for blacks who then wouldn't even work hard. Plus most of the south didn't own slaves, it was only the small percentage of rich people that did. All of that blood for nothing.
Truths about slavery that will get you banned from everyone for stating.

Slavery in Murica would have died out soon like it did around the world, probably in less than 10 years. And 500,000+ people wouldn't have had to have been senselessly murdered.
 

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