It's the only true path to ascension
Only indian high priests apply this sacred method.
Over for me
Chidambaram the currycel mastered the art when he ascended with 4 bitches during the fivesome in Chudur Budur's house.
yo wtf
yes, you don't have to sit if you do it fast, i've developed that skill to perfection
i wonder what the long term effects of shitting while standing may be. i know squatting is the absolute best form, id assume standing would be the absolute worst.
Teach me
Great story. I like the many layers of depth, nearly 50 shades of brown to it.
You're supposed to sit with your feet a little elevated to poop properly.
Standing is actually the best. If you can't take control of your rectum, how are you supposed to take control of your life? Life is more asshole than your asshole, you fucking moron!
what the fuck sit down on the fucking toilet you muppet
If you can't take control of your rectum, how are you supposed to take control of your life? Life is more asshole than your asshole, you fucking moron!
What the fuck are you even talking about? Motherfucker I could shit in pants if wanted but I'd rather sit on a comfy toilet while browsing this fucking asshole of humanity to make myself feel better about myself because this place is full of retards like you
It's an ancient art of mastering fornication. It's a concoction of yoga and bowel movement.
Toilets are chad only.
get the fuck out of here. It's not my fault that you live in some shithole it doesn't make me a chad
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