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Mouths are designed to rip and crush food up into digestible chunks. Who looks at a hole that is lined with sharp pointy teeth and goes mmm I want to stick my dick in there. Only absolute retards. That's like wanting to stick your dick in a blender or a cheese grater. Low iq dangerous behavior!

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The only safe way to get blowjobs is to get one from a granny with no teeth. Just ask her to take her dentures out and give you the ultimate toothless sucky sucky. She might be old and ugly, but looks don't matter guys its all about the personality. If your grandma has passed away (RIP) or still has teeth, just find another person's grandma. There are dozens at your local nursing home. After you cum in her mouth she will bake you some cookies and knit you a warm sweater :owo:

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In all seriousness, th ere has to be a few dozen retards that were trying to rape a woman and genuinely thought sticking their dicks in her mouth was a good idea. I wonder how much damage they could do if they really bit down as hard as they could.
 
In all seriousness, th ere has to be a few dozen retards that were trying to rape a woman and genuinely thought sticking their dicks in her mouth was a good idea. I wonder how much damage they could do if they really bit down as hard as they could.
The human jaw has enough bite power to rip fingers off your hand. I bet you could lose your dick if a foid decides to bite down on it :feelsohgod:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPhIFECKkME&t=443
 
The human jaw has enough bite power to rip fingers off your hand. I bet you could lose your dick if a foid decides to bite down on it :feelsohgod:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPhIFECKkME&t=443

Gotta hold that shit open like star platinum in gta ofc.

To help me cope, I try to think of it like putting your shit up against a knife and hoping your enemy doesn't get any funny ideas.

I try not to even think of that as a valid form of "interaction."

Parable of the Fox and Berries be damned.
 
The human jaw has enough bite power to rip fingers off your hand. I bet you could lose your dick if a foid decides to bite down on it :feelsohgod:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPhIFECKkME&t=443

Just imagine that the mouth is already closed before entry, then try to think up a method of holding it open: not much, but if you wanna be able to tell yourself that you technically got head, it's the next best thing.

Trusting others is for gentiles anyways.

Fuck the goyim.
 
I hate that this is true. I will pry that shit open like king kong if necessary.
 
I’d rather have a young beautiful foid grate my cock with her teeth than a granny cover my cock in her ancient denture slobber.
 
In all seriousness, th ere has to be a few dozen retards that were trying to rape a woman and genuinely thought sticking their dicks in her mouth was a good idea. I wonder how much damage they could do if they really bit down as hard as they could.
Inshallah I will avenge them all in GTA:
View: https://youtu.be/mLDidwx7Yfs
 
I’d rather have a young beautiful foid grate my cock with her teeth than a granny cover my cock in her ancient denture slobber.
Same: I'd rather hold a few fingers in there for saftey or King Kong maxx.

I REFUSE to have consentfags best rapecels.
 
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Mouths are designed to rip and crush food up into digestible chunks. Who looks at a hole that is lined with sharp pointy teeth and goes mmm I want to stick my dick in there. Only absolute retards. That's like wanting to stick your dick in a blender or a cheese grater. Low iq dangerous behavior!

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The only safe way to get blowjobs is to get one from a granny with no teeth. Just ask her to take her dentures out and give you the ultimate toothless sucky sucky. She might be old and ugly, but looks don't matter guys its all about the personality. If your grandma has passed away (RIP) or still has teeth, just find another person's grandma. There are dozens at your local nursing home. After you cum in her mouth she will bake you some cookies and knit you a warm sweater :owo:

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Are you gonna run PUA game at the retirement homes to rizz up the senior women?
 
Mouths are designed to rip and crush food up into digestible chunks. Who looks at a hole that is lined with sharp pointy teeth and goes mmm I want to stick my dick in there. Only absolute retards. That's like wanting to stick your dick in a blender or a cheese grater. Low iq dangerous behavior!

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The only safe way to get blowjobs is to get one from a granny with no teeth. Just ask her to take her dentures out and give you the ultimate toothless sucky sucky. She might be old and ugly, but looks don't matter guys its all about the personality. If your grandma has passed away (RIP) or still has teeth, just find another person's grandma. There are dozens at your local nursing home. After you cum in her mouth she will bake you some cookies and knit you a warm sweater :owo:

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nigger what did i just read
 
Suppose it can't hurt to try the "Ultimate toothless sucky sucky" from some granny
 
Mouths are designed to rip and crush food up into digestible chunks. Who looks at a hole that is lined with sharp pointy teeth and goes mmm I want to stick my dick in there. Only absolute retards. That's like wanting to stick your dick in a blender or a cheese grater. Low iq dangerous behavior!

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The only safe way to get blowjobs is to get one from a granny with no teeth. Just ask her to take her dentures out and give you the ultimate toothless sucky sucky. She might be old and ugly, but looks don't matter guys its all about the personality. If your grandma has passed away (RIP) or still has teeth, just find another person's grandma. There are dozens at your local nursing home. After you cum in her mouth she will bake you some cookies and knit you a warm sweater :owo:

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There was a movie where this happened "Last House on the Left"
 
Based mod for banning this granny lover:feelsugh:
 
oral sex or really doing anything with the penis other than vaginal penetration has always disgusted me.
 
Whatever you say grandmother
 

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