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If you are ever in a normie scenario, you already know relationships/sex is mentioned constantly. If anyone asks you your body count YOU MUST LIE. Don’t say 1, or 2. Say 3+. LIE, if you say 0 you will regret it for years. Always lie around normies.
 
around normie, you better lie
 
I do not know any normfags, and therefore do not speak to them
 
I've tried this and I have been told I was lying, unfortunately.
 
I've tried this and I have been told I was lying, unfortunately.
Did you claim too high of a number. I was asked this question on campus and just said 3.
 
I've always done that whenever normies asked nosy questions, but I don't think they really bought it. :fuk:
 
I Will say 12
 
Being around white people or asian women is suicidewatch when they talk.

”Oh so I met my classmate and we banged eachother and I banged that guy and you know Tom and Nick from the other class cheated on their gfs” f this useless life :feelscry:

Being ethnic non religious is suicidal, every ethnic * woman go for whites, and white women are single moms borderline narcissistic feminists, what choice do I have..
 
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Normies are living lies anyway
 
If you have to lie about it, then try to make it sound somewhat painful, blackpilled or angsty like your gf/ONS was bitchy about it, a complete harpy or rejected you after. If people think you're likely to be sexually/romantically unsuccessful, then that might play along with their prejudices and make them more likely to accept it. Alternatively, add some sort of conversation hook or topic which will get them talking or going on tangents rather than questioning your story. It's easy to make some normies nowadays go on long tangents about themselves in the middle of a conversation, they're more addicted to soliloquys than Hamlet.

Or just say you're religious or sth, if you don't know the person well. Then direct the conversation to some shit about your (possibly fictitious) religious practices, dedication or upbringing. You can also pretend you changed schools/cities/countries at some point in your youth, and before that you used to be fairly well-integrated.

Honestly, there's not always much point in lying about it, in most cases normies care more about their own sex lives than yours. Maybe if you're in a blue-collar job or a party, but in most situations it doesn't matter as much.
 
They wont believe in your lies anyway
 
i always lie period, doesnt matter if its around normtards or women.
 
I do not know any normfags, and therefore do not speak to them

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Re: A question to male OTers
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"@Anony It's unessecary to generalise all female OTers will think the same."That's precisely the reasoning as to why you should simply allow the users with authority over the website to handle the situation if it's branching on rule-violating boundaries.
 
Normies dont even tell the truths to each other, let alone should an incel speak truly with a normie
 
Being around white people or asian women is suicidewatch when they talk.

”Oh so I met my classmate and we banged eachother and I banged that guy and you know Tom and Nick from the other class cheated on their gfs” f this useless life :feelscry:

Being ethnic non religious is suicidal, every ethnic * woman go for whites, and white women are single moms borderline narcissistic feminists, what choice do I have..
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The average man only gets 2-3

Saying 3 already makes you seem like a liar, and you’ll probably be outed as a liar if you don’t seem like the type to get even 1.

2 is my go to answer. It won’t make the men you’re talking to insecure and question your answer.
 
I'm a awful lier, so everytime "that" question came up from family or normies, I gave them the honest answer, and got what you expected, literally every single time...

Unsolicited advice, dishonest shock ("You are such a nice guy!", and in the case of my aunts and grandmas "You are literally the most beautiful man on earth"), or weirded out looks followed by them avoiding me.

I actually prefer it that way, honestly. The latter one, I mean... I like to weed out any family or normie acquaintance that thinks dropping a person for being a loveless virgin is okay, and not fucking psychotic.

I know people see the "you are dodging bullets" meme as a cope, but I unironically believe being honest was way better for me.
 
There is no point in lying about your virginity if it ever even comes up imo. They probably already know ur a fkn loser so the lying just makes u look even more pathetic.
Thats my take at least.
Ive legit never been asked this question thou since people already know im a total loser.
 
i spit at a normie rag once
 
The average man only gets 2-3

Saying 3 already makes you seem like a liar, and you’ll probably be outed as a liar if you don’t seem like the type to get even 1.

2 is my go to answer. It won’t make the men you’re talking to insecure and question your answer.
Yeah 2 is a good answer, you do not have to appear to be extremely socialcirclemaxxed or super NT

But its not just 1 so it shows you could repeat the result and did not just look at one time

At 4 you have to have some sort of social proofing or something to seem legit
 

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