You Know You're a Truecel When You Can't Even Get Laid in Your Dreams

[monkeyman]

I always wake up right before it happens. Last night I dreamed that I was naked in my bathroom jerking off when I saw this foid laying in my bedroom. She was short and African with low-cut hair, wearing nothing but scant rags to cover her private parts.

Somehow we could see each other, so I hurried to my room in excitement. Without saying a word she proceeded to hand me feminist literature written on what looked to be broken pieces of white plastic. She took her rags off and layed on her back prompting me to ask, "Do you want me to touch you?" With inviting eyes and a head nod she signaled yes, so I crawled beside her and then awoke to another day

 

[Gremlincel]

My dreams are never sexual, never had a wet dream before.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Same. Or suddenly something really bad happens. I think it came one time to coitus and even then it was interruptus.

Mostly I dream about war and getting bullied though.

 

[non_factor]

My dreams are never sexual, never had a wet dream before.

Try not fapping for 2 weeks.

 

[kappo0]

cuz you are not retardet in you dream go to sleep whearing condom

 

[Gremlincel]

Try not fapping for 2 weeks.

I should. Unfortunately I procrastinate as much as I masturbate.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Try not fapping for 2 weeks.

Does this happen if I nofap for a long time? Sounds annoying, maybe I should try to fap once a week.

 

[monkeyman]

Try not fapping for 2 weeks.

I've gone 2 weeks without fapping but never had a wet dream

 

[Opus132]

Nah, truecel means you dream about having sex but wake up right before it starts. You are volcel if the universe doesn't troll you even when you dream.

 

[Curious0]

Two days ago I had a dream that felt so real. I was dreaming that a short cute girl sat on my lap in class the entire time. Even when I was half awake I thought this was real.
Whenever my dreams are sexual, they are highly unrealistic. For instance I see myself riding on a cloud while an obese girl spreads her legs for me. This indicates that sexual relations in the real world are unattainable.

 

[monkeyman]

Nah, truecel means you dream about having sex but wake up right before it starts. You are volcel if the universe doesn't troll you even when you dream.

That's what I said. I've been a bonafide Dreamcel since puberty.

Two days ago I had a dream that felt so real. I was dreaming that a short cute girl sat on my lap in class the entire time. Even when I was half awake I thought this was real.
Whenever my dreams are sexual, they are highly unrealistic. For instance I see myself riding on a cloud while an obese girl spreads her legs for me. This indicates that sexual relations in the real world are unattainable.

I'm afraid so

 

[Evildoer]

I've managed to get a dream featuring a direct intercourse, and it felt pretty surreal, as i don't know how real sex feels like. But most of my sexual dreams end too quickly.

 

[FortunateMilkman]

My dreams are never sexual, never had a wet dream before.

 

[fukface]

Not only did I never get laid in my dream, I can't see facial features and body's no discernible shape to them. So even if I did get laid in a dream, I wouldn't even be able to tell if it was a girl or not.

 

[Incel Prime]

I had dreams about having gf's then i woke up depressed

 

[Haywire]

yes my dreams are terrible usually about people i dont even like doing stupid shit. cant even remember the last time i had a good sex dream.

 

[calily]

I don't ask permission in my dreams. I take what I want. I have dreams where I fly around looking for women to molest / rape SRSLY. These are fun dreams. I just keep flying over the city until I find one I like. I can also pass through walls and turn invisible. I'll be damned if my dreams cuck me.

 

[Deleted member 301]

If you are a virgin it's impossible to dream of sex as you have never experienced it, and your dreams draw on your life experiences. Fucking unfair!!