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Discussion You have been captured by aliens.

What will you do?

  • Consume Object ЫЙ7+Ш

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • Mate with Object ЖЯЩ6¥

    Votes: 2 40.0%
  • Get processed into biomass to fuel starship.

    Votes: 2 40.0%

  • Total voters
    5
Monke

Monke

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Aliens captured you and now you're Object 73ПЖЮ6.


Studying mind and basic biological functions of hominids like you is the main goal of the expedition.

After passing aptitude test you have been recognised as a lifeform with primitive intelligence and given a choice which biological function to demonstrate.

You have been presented with the most attractive female called Object ЖЯЩ6¥ and the most nutritious meal called Object ЫЙ7+Ш. Or at least that's what aliens think.

Your choice is simple:
1. Consume Object ЫЙ7+Ш
2. Mate with Object ЖЯЩ6¥
3. Being processed into biomass to fuel starship.

What will you do?


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He who hits and runs away lives to fight another day
 
He who hits and runs away lives to fight another day
You might run faster than a bullet, but you can't run faster than laser induced plasma channel
 
I'll own that ship soonest
 

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