SuicideFuel You go home one day after a rough day. You walk in and see your beautiful loving gf sleeping in bed waiting for you. You hug her from behind

[Deleted member 27249]

> You go home one day after having some tough time. You walk in and see your beautiful loving gf sleeping in bed waiting for you. You hug her from behind smell her hair. She moans softly kisses your hand and says:

Spoiler: Spoiler

CHAD ONLY

 

[PPEcel]

 

[Ping And Pong]

I do this every night.

To my pillow

 

[Dregster]

I do this every night.

To my pillow

 

[muharremabi]

Will never happen since I'm deformed.

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

I do this every night.

To my pillow

 

[WØLF]

It's over for many men.

 

[Dante_]

Life is brutal.

 

[slavcel11]

Yeah, except that I can't hug my kitsune gf from behind because of her tails.

 

[RollD20]

> One day you wake up with a fever, you open your weary eyes to find her bringing a spoon of soup close to your lips. Telling you that it will be all okay.

 

[radishman]

This is why I'm against robots. My doll can't talk.

 

[The Abyss]

> You go home one day after having some tough time. You walk in and see your beautiful loving gf sleeping in bed waiting for you. You hug her from behind smell her hair. She moans softly kisses your hand and says:

Spoiler: Spoiler

CHAD ONLY

"Hey cutie, get dem butt cheeks ready as this is my swamp & it's time to drain the snake in the lake". It's Shrek, he takes the wig off & you was easily fooled as you have bad eyesight, after you're about to get run through you awake gripping your dakimakura crying out in horror, oh it was just a fucked up dream thank god, owww why's my ass sore, you hear a noise & look over to see Shrek fly out the window as he utters "sweet dreams".
It's not ogre, it's never ogre.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

idk sounds kinda gay to me

 

[Speedloader]

Why u bully us?

 

[Deleted member 21230]

Will never happen since I'm deformed.

 

[Caesercel]

never fails to make me kek. Imagine some foid unironically saying this irl.
CHAD ONLY

 

[I.N.C.E.L.S. Boss]

never fails to make me kek. Imagine some foid unironically saying this irl.
CHAD ONLY

Member when normies started saying the word normie.

 

[UKhapacel]

Sad tbh

 

[Deleted member 27495]

lol given how Subhuman I am, the mere thought of a girl displaying any attraction or affection towards me is disgusting and repulsive

 

[Deleted member 13785]

lol given how Subhuman I am, the mere thought of a girl displaying any attraction or affection towards me is disgusting and repulsive

Because you're repulsed by yourself?

 

[Deleted member 27495]

Because you're repulsed by yourself?

yes I’m a subhuman

 

[Deleted member 13785]

yes I’m a subhuman

I think I know what you mean, I have bad skin and the thought of a woman getting too close and affectionate with me makes me uncomfortable but I wouldn't go as far as to say repulsed. You must have it pretty bad.

 

[NuclearCel]

Nothing much left to say besides

 

[Deleted member 18193]

and then you wake up?

 

[Uglymuggly]

 

[PPEcel]

and then you wake up?

 

[tanfeo]

Nice bait thread.