Experiment You get a girl BUT

[BrendioEEE]

I'd suggest reading the whole thing because there's a lot of catches:

Option 1
You get a girl but, you can only have sex with her once, she'll even get pregnant and have a kid for you if you want, she'll always love you, never cheat on you, She is also perfect for you in terms of looks. HOWEVER If you try and do ANYTHING sexual with her she will vanish from existence for an hour and then reappear where she vanished.

Not only this, you also cannot masturbate ever again, if you try and masturbate your hands will light on fire for 5 minutes, you will feel the pain of extreme burning, however no actual damage will be done to your body as a result of this, you also cannot castrate yourself in any way, you will feel as much sexual urges as any male normally would, if you attempt to castrate yourself in any way, it will be impossible.

If you attempt to Escortcel, or any sexual contact with another female, your whole body will be lit on fire instead of your hands for 5 minutes

OR

Option 2
You're an Incel forever but you get to masturbate as much as you want

If you attempt to Escortcel, or any sexual contact with another female, your whole body will be lit on fire instead of your hands for 5 minutes

Spoiler: Blackpill

Volcel if you wouldn't

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I have to go with option 2, I get easily sexually frustrated if I don't get a release in a number of days (think 3 weeks tops).

 

[Rice Cel]

Option 1 =

Option 2 =

 

[Insomniac]

Having a girlfriend but not being able to fuck her is like having a Ferrari but never driving it. What’s the fucking point?

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

If you try and do anything sexual with her she will vanish from existence for an hour

I lol'd imagining this.
Option 1 obviously. Yeah, I can't masturbate, whatever. Yeah, I can't fuck her, whatever, but so can no one else.
But you never said I can't hire prostitutes. That's not masturbation. I'd have a beautiful virgin GF who would love me and i'd still be able to satiate my sexual urges. That's like a dream, if you didn't pick option 1 you're low IQ tbh.

EDIT: Brendio altered the deal, what a faggot as per usual.
I'll still pick option 1 and sugar daddymaxx. Technically that's not escort/prostituting. Your move Brendio.

 

[BrendioEEE]

I lol'd imagining this.
Option 1 obviously. Yeah, I can't masturbate, whatever. Yeah, I can't fuck her, whatever, but so can no one else.
But you never said I can't hire prostitutes. That's not masturbation. I'd have a beautiful virgin GF who would love me and i'd still be able to satiate my sexual urges. That's like a dream, if you didn't pick option 1 you're low IQ tbh.

Edited it before you posted, get fucked

 

[SupremeG]

Girlfriends are for Cucks and Sex is for cavemen. Option 2.

 

[Evil Genius]

Stupid thread

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Edited it before you posted, get fucked

LMFAO. Good one, he's a retarded """race piller."""

 

[Blacktarpill]

I chose option 1 bec. i like to exprience pain.

Girlfriends are for Cucks and Sex is for cavemen. Option 2.

Supreme

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

Edited it before you posted, get fucked

Edited again. I'm too high IQ for you to make option 1 a bad choice for me.

LMFAO. Good one, he's a retarded """race piller."""

You literally believe that tens of millions of people is a low sample size. You're the definition of pea brained.

 

[MaxZM98]

Jesus christ....id go for option 1 then rope after I fuck her the one time. Why u gotta give me such a choice??

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Edited again. I'm too high IQ for you to make option 1 a bad choice for me.


You literally believe that tens of millions of people is a low sample size. You're the definition of pea brained.

I thought you had me on ignore?

 

[metal]

ascension is really hypothetical

 

[BrendioEEE]

Edited again. I'm too high IQ for you to make option 1 a bad choice for me.

>He thinks Sugar Baby's aren't prostitutes
Cope, i'm about to edit it even more before I post this comment to counter something before anyone mentions this next caveat because you wont be able to think of the loophole in time.

 

[owly]

dude just cut out the sugary drinks, it'll be OK, trust me

 

[Asssymetricel]

I'd suggest reading the whole thing because there's a lot of catches:

Option 1
You get a girl but, you can only have sex with her once, she'll even get pregnant and have a kid for you if you want, she'll always love you, never cheat on you, She is also perfect for you in terms of looks. HOWEVER If you try and do ANYTHING sexual with her she will vanish from existence for an hour and then reappear where she vanished.

Not only this, you also cannot masturbate ever again, if you try and masturbate your hands will light on fire for 5 minutes, you will feel the pain of extreme burning, however no actual damage will be done to your body as a result of this, you also cannot castrate yourself in any way, you will feel as much sexual urges as any male normally would, if you attempt to castrate yourself in any way, it will be impossible.

If you attempt to Escortcel, or any sexual contact with another female, your whole body will be lit on fire instead of your hands for 5 minutes

OR

Option 2
You're an Incel forever but you get to masturbate as much as you want

If you attempt to Escortcel, or any sexual contact with another female, your whole body will be lit on fire instead of your hands for 5 minutes

Spoiler: Blackpill

Volcel if you wouldn't

Besides having children, sex is useless pleasure anyways. Option one, would do deliberately, only have sex with partner once for children.

 

[BrendioEEE]

Volcels

 

[oldcel75]

Option 1. When I'm on no-fap I'm getting great wet dreams.
And you did not say anything about HER attempts to get sex with me.

 

[Mainländer]

Option 2. I'm simply too high T for option one. But both are shit.

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

>He thinks Sugar Baby's aren't prostitutes
Cope, i'm about to edit it even more before I post this comment to counter something before anyone mentions this next caveat because you wont be able to think of the loophole in time.

Your edits mean nothing to a high IQ patrician such as myself.
I simply fuck mechanical onaholes for the rest of my life, that's technically a robot, not masturbation.

If that still counts as masturbation then ill just pay a guy to jerk me off whilecI have VR goggles on or somethin, I dunno. There's a million ways to get your rocks off, I only need one for option 1 to be the preferable option.

 

[hänonlutka]

I just want love. Sex isn't that important for me and aslong as she wouldn't fuck other guy its an ok deal.

Option 1

 

[BrendioEEE]

Your edits mean nothing to a high IQ patrician such as myself.
I simply fuck mechanical onaholes for the rest of my life, that's technically a robot, not masturbation.

If that still counts as masturbation then ill just pay a guy to jerk me off whilecI have VR goggles on or somethin, I dunno. There's a million ways to get your rocks off, I only need one for option 1 to be the preferable option.

>When you have to keep saying you're high IQ but try and cope by naming two different forms of masturbation and prostitution

 

[IronMike]

Option 1 no doubt. I already wish I was castrated anyway

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

I thought you had me on ignore?

I do, i've had you on ignore for like 5 months now, Brendio is on ignore too, but I saw the thread in the "last updated" column and got interested, so i'm clicking the "show ignored content" button just for this thread. After this it's back to you being a non-existent user for me.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I do, i've had you on ignore for like 5 months now, Brendio is on ignore too, but I saw the thread in the "last updated" column and got interested, so i'm clicking the "show ignored content" button just for this thread. After this it's back to you being a non-existent user for me.

OH, kek. Well I think you will like me more than you did before. I've seen a lot of self - hating deathnik whores. I would've never believed it if I didn't overhear it myself.

 

[Deleted member 250]

option 3: Rope

 

[BrendioEEE]

I do, i've had you on ignore for like 5 months now, Brendio is on ignore too, but I saw the thread in the "last updated" column and got interested, so i'm clicking the "show ignored content" button just for this thread. After this it's back to you being a non-existent user for me.

Real high IQ to ignore everyone you disagree with. Very big brained move. How can anyone ever recover?

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

option 3: Rope

best option

 

[Vodaccenu]

I've been doing option 2 my whole life

option 3: Rope

Not before you go ER

 

[Anger]

Stfu fakecel

 

[TINMAN]

Option 1 is fucking torture. It's basically being Tantalus but instead of food and water it's never being able to cum again. I would literally fucking die.

Option 2 would literally be the way I'm living right now. There's no functional difference.

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

OH, kek. Well I think you will like me more than you did before. I've seen a lot of self - hating deathnik whores. I would've never believed it if I didn't overhear it myself.

Well I may as well un-ignore you then. I only put you on ignore cuz I got tired of the racepill arguments when you would say stuff like "dating statistics dont count cuz the sample size of 12+ million isn't large enough!". That shit had me legitimately salty.

Real high IQ to ignore everyone you disagree with. Very big brained move. How can anyone ever recover?

You two are literally the only non-banned users I have on ignore, you in particular because you're a giant fakecel who spams his own videos whilst also being unable to see the irony of spouting JBB when you're a White fatso who has somehow had 2 girlfriends and isn't even a full grown adult.

Correction anyways, you are now the only non-banned user I have on ignore.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Well I may as well un-ignore you then. I only put you on ignore cuz I got tired of the racepill arguments when you would say stuff like "dating statistics dont count cuz the sample size of 12+ million isn't large enough!". That shit had me legitimately salty.


You two are literally the only non-banned users I have on ignore, you in particular because you're a giant fakecel who spams his own videos whilst also being unable to see the irony of spouting JBB when you're a White fatso who has somehow had 2 girlfriends and isn't even a full grown adult.

Correction anyways, you are now the only non-banned user I have on ignore.

LOL no worries. I am now of the opinion that I should judge people individually, but there's a relatively small chance that they're not self-hating deathnik whores. Some of the things I've seen and heard were legit suicide fuel. Everything for gl white guys, nothing for brown guys. Fucking whores.

 

[Deleted member 9229]

What the fuck?? Random ass

 

[BrendioEEE]

You two are literally the only non-banned users I have on ignore, you in particular because you're a giant fakecel who spams his own videos whilst also being unable to see the irony of spouting JBB when you're a White fatso who has somehow had 2 girlfriends and isn't even a full grown adult.

Correction anyways, you are now the only non-banned user I have on ignore.

Yeah except i'm an Incel virgin, and while it may not apply to non black ethnics, black people do far better in the sexual market I live in, that's undeniable, if it wasn't I wouldn't have seen any sub 5 black dudes with REAL GIRLFRIENDS who are also white girls.

If a sub 5'5 Obese Black Dude can get laid by a white sub 25 year old white girl but I can't even get an obese 40 year old ethnic, there's a problem.

 

[K.Y.Vocel]

Women are only good for sex, easy choice.

 

[KingChemist]

Holy shit dude your options are straight up fucked. I'd rather pick neither tbh.

 

[Six]

best option

 

[Indari]

Stupid thread

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

Whoever heard of a black man using the word "whilst"? Are you sure you're not a mulatto? Or are you one of those blacks who speaks with a British accent? If so, that's cool as shit.

I'm American, I speak the same language as you, I use the same vocabulary as you.

 

[Newbie17]

Tfw poll will close in year 2049

 

[BlkPillPres]

Option 1 and buy something like this - https://www.amazon.com/KUUVAL-Masturbation-Multi-Function-Retractable-Masturbator/dp/B075HTPXQ5

There's a tiny loophole:

1. My hands don't light on fire from watching porn, it lights on fire from masturbating

2. Masturbation is by definition one sexually pleasuring themselves using their own body parts (usually a hand), so if I use a product like above, it isn't masturbation.



Bonus - Use wife to becoming the ultimate magician and make millions of dollars, the ultimate disappearing act, and all I have to do is try to touch her sexually, and poof, she disappears, no need for any curtains, mirrors, nothing, people will be confused as hell, I'd rake in so much money.

Could also use wife to possibly rob banks

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Option 3, fuck that and just end me now

 

[Deleted member 1983]

OP please tell me your age, this question is as low iq as when you see 12 year olds asking what you would do if a t-rex attacked you.

fucking christ...

 

[BluePillsPoison]

Option 1 and buy something like this - https://www.amazon.com/KUUVAL-Masturbation-Multi-Function-Retractable-Masturbator/dp/B075HTPXQ5

There's a tiny loophole:

1. My hands don't light on fire from watching porn, it lights on fire from masturbating

2. Masturbation is by definition one sexually pleasuring themselves using their own body parts (usually a hand), so if I use a product like above, it isn't masturbation.



Bonus - Use wife to becoming the ultimate magician and make millions of dollars, the ultimate disappearing act, and all I have to do is try to touch her sexually, and poof, she disappears, no need for any curtains, mirrors, nothing, people will be confused as hell, I'd rake in so much money.

Could also use wife to possibly rob banks

The highest iq post.

 

[IronMike]

OP please tell me your age, this question is as low iq as when you see 12 year olds asking what you would do if a t-rex attacked you.

fucking christ...

nah dude, I love these questions, I could answer "Would You Rather" questions for an entire 6 hour drive

 

[Deleted member 265]

how about neither bro

Option 1 and buy something like this - https://www.amazon.com/KUUVAL-Masturbation-Multi-Function-Retractable-Masturbator/dp/B075HTPXQ5

There's a tiny loophole:

1. My hands don't light on fire from watching porn, it lights on fire from masturbating

2. Masturbation is by definition one sexually pleasuring themselves using their own body parts (usually a hand), so if I use a product like above, it isn't masturbation.



Bonus - Use wife to becoming the ultimate magician and make millions of dollars, the ultimate disappearing act, and all I have to do is try to touch her sexually, and poof, she disappears, no need for any curtains, mirrors, nothing, people will be confused as hell, I'd rake in so much money.

Could also use wife to possibly rob banks

The highest iq post.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Cucktears will say they want women just for sex that’s why they won’t pick option 1

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

to escape the zombie horde would you rather have a car with no wheels or a wheels with no car