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SuicideFuel You cannot escape the jungle

MonkeyInaT34

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I was staring at the ceiling and I realized something, I've mentioned here before about my father dodging the draft during the Vietnam war, then it dawned on me.

My father tried to evade the jungle, but truth is, you can't outpace the jungle. He was eventually hit with a strong yellow fever, he was defeated by the primal urge to breed with monkeys, the jungle has claimed yet another soldier, who has never even set foot on the battlefield.

And because my father tried so hard to evade the suffering, a spell was cast on him, that his first jungle born child will inherit all the pain of the fallen U.S soldiers and will suffer all his life.

All because my father refused to die for the capitalists, I am now fated to live a life of neverending agony until I die :cryfeels:
 
I was staring at the ceiling and I realized something, I've mentioned here before about my father dodging the draft during the Vietnam war, then it dawned on me.

My father tried to evade the jungle, but truth is, you can't outpace the jungle. He was eventually hit with a strong yellow fever, he was defeated by the primal urge to breed with monkeys, the jungle has claimed yet another soldier, who has never even set foot on the battlefield.

And because my father tried so hard to evade the suffering, a spell was cast on him, that his first jungle born child will inherit all the pain of the fallen U.S soldiers and will suffer all his life.

All because my father refused to die for the capitalists, I am now fated to live a life of neverending agony until I die :cryfeels:
should also plan an escape route to the nearest town/village if the mafia niggers show up. + can you buy a security cam
 
should also plan an escape route to the nearest town/village if the mafia niggers show up. + can you buy a security cam
Nope, but if I do encounter them I'm already dead, 9 mil' to the head.

I'd prefer if they kill me with a 7.62 though, that's the round my father would've encountered.
 
Nope, but if I do encounter them I'm already dead, 9 mil' to the head.

I'd prefer if they kill me with a 7.62 though, that's the round my father would've encountered.
:f:
 
The title sounds like something Rehab Room would say
 

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