Venting You are the same height as Twilight sparkle

[Rick prime]

That purple horse bitch is the same height as me. It's fucking ridiculous. This is what I mean by being short is horrible. I don't even feel like a man. But a boy trapped in an aging body against my will. I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS BODY AND YET EVERYTHING IN THIS PLANET ASSUMES IT WAS MY OWN ACCORD TO BE THIS HEIGHT. FUCKIBG RETARDED MOTHS. FUCKING SUCK A DICK LIGHT LOOK AT ME IM FUCKING NORMIEI CANT IMAGINE APPLES WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES. ITS RIDICULOUSLY NEVER BEGAN

PURE INSANITY IF YOU ARE IN THE SAME RANKS AS A PURPLE MARE IN SOME OTHER DIMENSION I

 

[Rhaast]

At least you are not as short as Zim

 

[Hell]

Sorry but I laughed a little at this thread

 

[Rick prime]

At least you are not as short as Zim

Zim is the savior for all humanity must obey. The short king. Fuhrer

 

[yez]

Its over if you get mogged by unicorn

 

[Youthpilled]

Out of topic, but i'd fuck her tbhngl

 

[Rick prime]

Out of topic, but i'd fuck her tbhngl

Understandably reasonable.

 

[fuckinggarbage]

28? Rly? I thought she was 20 at most
The small guy from impractical jokers is shorter and he isn't an incel

 

[Glerforpus]

Its over if you get mogged by unicorn

 

[Sennacherib]

That purple horse bitch is the same height as me.

Same year as me

 

[Kabsacel]

 

[Rick prime]

I will cut your shins off goy together we will stay on this site as pure trucel manlets

 

[Furlossus]

I'm as tall as sweetie belle

 

[Rick prime]

I'm as tall as sweetie belle

Never began

 

[Furlossus]

Never began

I wanna put my cock between celestias massive crotch boobs

 

[Rick prime]

I wanna put my cock between celestias massive crotch boobs

You will get banned for saying that

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

Holy shit, she age-mogs me.

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

You will get banned for saying that

She isn't a little kid, or is bestiality also banned? Even fictional animals?

 

[Deleted member 42691]

That purple horse bitch is the same height as me. It's fucking ridiculous. This is what I mean by being short is horrible. I don't even feel like a man. But a boy trapped in an aging body against my will. I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS BODY AND YET EVERYTHING IN THIS PLANET ASSUMES IT WAS MY OWN ACCORD TO BE THIS HEIGHT. FUCKIBG RETARDED MOTHS. FUCKING SUCK A DICK LIGHT LOOK AT ME IM FUCKING NORMIEI CANT IMAGINE APPLES WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES. ITS RIDICULOUSLY NEVER BEGANView attachment 565744



PURE INSANITY IF YOU ARE IN THE SAME RANKS AS A PURPLE MARE IN SOME OTHER DIMENSION I

You’re a pony?

 

[Rick prime]

She isn't a little kid, or is bestiality also banned? Even fictional animals?

She's matured. Plus she can speak. Pay bills and rule an empire. I'm not even sure beastiality is even fit here, considering she can choose to have sex with you. Some cels just have low IQ when it comes to fantasy lands

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Its over if you get mogged by unicorn

 

[Rick prime]

You’re a pony?

Incel horse

 

[Furlossus]

Incel horse

Sadly celestia took over million cocks in her life

 

[Rick prime]

Sadly celestia took over million cocks in her life

 

[Furlossus]

Tfw u will never take virginity of equine sun goddess

 

[Rick prime]

Tfw u will never take virginity of equine sun goddess

She's retired so she has giga roast beef lips unless by some sheer luck of her being a godly virgin she will only take godly incel dick but not in a million years

 

[Furlossus]

She's retired so she has giga roast beef lips unless by some sheer luck of her being a godly virgin she will only take godly incel dick but not in a million years

She is ultra mega giga allfather stallion God only, which doesn't exist

 

[Rick prime]

She is ultra mega giga allfather stallion God only, which doesn't exist

There is no male horse god besides her fucking nephew prince Blueblood

 

[Furlossus]

There is no male horse god besides her fucking nephew prince Blueblood

Yeah, no male in equestria can live up to celestias standarts

 

[Rick prime]

Yeah, no male in equestria can live up to celestias standarts

Wtf. I hope spike brutally beats up the woman in GTA v with rtx on in any upcoming spinoffs or nigger Jew
movies

 

[Furlossus]

Wtf. I hope spike brutally beats up the woman in GTA v with rtx on in any upcoming spinoffs or nigger Jew
movies

Even adult spike isn't tall enough for celestia

 

[Kabsacel]

I will cut your shins off goy together we will stay on this site as pure trucel manlets

Its already over for meim barely 5'8 almost 5'7

Even my younger sister and allI my brothers mog me so bad

 

[Rick prime]

Its already over for meim barely 5'8 almost 5'7

Even my younger sister and allI my brothers mog me so bad

5'7 and 5'8 jfl at least you ain't my height

 

[depressedblackcel]

BRUTAL.

 

[Rick prime]

Even adult spike isn't tall enough for celestia

Jfl is he a gymcel

 

[Wilfred]

She is a pastel-colored, magical talking cartoon horse, you retard.

Christ Alive, what inceldom does to the brain.

 

[MaxZM98]

ew ponyfag

 

[Rick prime]

ew ponyfag

Over

 

[Rick prime]

She is a pastel-colored, magical talking cartoon horse, you retard.

Christ Alive, what inceldom does to the brain.

It just never began

 

[Sheogorath]

That purple horse bitch is the same height as me.

What is the source of her being 160cm or 5'3" ?

I've seen varying approaches to estimating their heights but there's no solid answer.

 

[IncelHeII]

over for equestriancels