You are a hobbit if you are short: hobbitmaxing

[TiredofTalking]

Dude you are a hobbit. You just have no home unless you are effectively neetmaxing. All those tall people can have all their tall ways: have multiple wives lots of illigimate children basketball and football games , hpv. Dragons are real, at least Komodo dragons. No need in slaying them. Have a nice home or make your home in a hill that would be better. And drink tea and have tons of kegs of beer with your childfree and foid free life.

 

[Hohenstaufen]

almost on the same level as "just femboymax bro!"

 

[VλREN]

almost on the same level as "just femboymax bro!"

Peak Reddit moments

 

[TiredofTalking]

I would say the lord of rings franchise is missing a bit on the Asian massage aspect which is needed. Other than that you could have nice hobbit hole. And you could have adventure of mountains and whatever you wants:

 

[TiredofTalking]

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Go to jeweler and buy yourself a baddass ring