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Yet another shitty Helldivers 2 warbond that normie consumers are defending.

Spooky_Heejin

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An armor set which blows up that'll team kill everyone within a large radius, a new gun that literally kills the player over time while using it despite the dps being complete dogshit. (devs forgot you get literally double tapped by warriors in a split second, losing hp shooting a gun will just make us get insta killed more often than we already do) A new backpack hellbomb that's fucking useless since it has an 8 minute cooldown, compared to the 500kg which has two uses and a 2 minute cooldown.

We also got A hatchet that replaces your sidearm, which is complete dogshit by the way. Why would I want to trade my grenade pistol or Senator for a fucking hatchet that'll just make me more likely get killed, kill enemies slower than a regular sidearm, and has no reason to be brought over another sidearm? It's fucking useless. Plus an additional new grenade that has shitty damage and a shitty blast radius.

Why in the absolute fuck are these retarded consumers so excited for this new shitty warbond? I fucking guarantee no one will be using any of the items in this warbond within a week or two after release. Everyone will just go back to the shit we've been using since last fucking april like the Crossbow, stun grenades, thermites, scorcher variants, JAR-5, etc.
 
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I doubt it will be an 8 min cooldown since the ballistic shield breaks easily and has about a 4 min cooldown.

I do agree that warbonds have a pattern of being entirely shit or one or two good items that you may use from time to time.
 

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