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Wtf do I do, she won’t leave me alone and wants to stay over night!!

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So I am yet again catfishing this girl, and this is the script I am running.
We set up a date today and I am running late, she been waiting in campus food court for 4-5 hours for me 
So far. I made up some bs how I had to go look for houses and I left my wallet there.
Now she is saying she has been waiting for too long and want to stay over night!
Wtf do I do, she will run away if she saw I was a incel.

TLDR: roastie wants to stay over to chads house over night but doesn’t know it’s an incel

https://imgur.com/a/4YYOD

Idk wth to do, she won’t leace and keeps insisting that she stays over night ?


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So everything is good. I made up some bs and I cancelled the plan and sent her home after 4-5 hours. Lol turned out she lived 50 hours away. But she wants to see me tomorrow. Ill probably cancel that too. Lets see how thirsty she is for chad and how far she will chase him. Better to catfish while LDARing and poison the well 

https://imgur.com/a/puKO8

"Omg Chad you are so considerate, you bought lube for our first date so you can fuck me in the ass! Tehehehe i never had anal, please be gentle chad"
 
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RE: Wtf do I do she won’t leave me alone!

Ghost the bitch.
 
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RE: Wtf do I do she won’t leave me alone!

If you don't want to hurt her then confess you're a catfish.

Now if you do want to hurt her then leave her out there all night, that'll teach her for being too thirsty for chad.
 
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RE: Wtf do I do she won’t leave me alone!

Holy blackops2cel what male model 9/10 did you use?
 
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Muhahahaha. Ghost her
 
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RE: Wtf do I do she won’t leave me alone!

jagged0 said:
If you don't want to hurt her then confess you're a catfish.

Now if you do want to hurt her then leave her out there all night, that'll teach her for being too thirsty for chad.

i kinda don't wana ghost her cuz i like sexting her.I stopped watching porn so yea.
What do I do to keep the game going?
 
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Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
i kinda don't wana ghost her cuz i like sexting her.I stopped watching porn so yea.
What do I do to keep the game going?


Pretend to break up with her, act like she's clingy or something like that. Then wait a few days or so and text her saying you want her back.
 
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Do you look anything like your fake pics?
If so come clean, and let her stay at your place. She might not be too pissed off if you're not a complete subhuman.

You're like a legit sadist, and I don't like sadists much
 
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Teach her a lesson, reveal yourself as a catfish and spell the lessen out for her if you really want to.
 
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NekoStance said:
Do you look anything like your fake pics?
If so come clean, and let her stay at your place. She might not be too pissed off if you're not a complete subhuman.

You're like a legit sadist, and I don't like sadists much

all incels should be sadists towards women
 
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LMAO fuck that Chad chasing whore! Why are you all worried about her. Inconvenience her as much as possible. Make her wait even more. You have so much potential to make this into the funniest catfish. Don't fuck it up because you're emotionally attached to some whore.
 
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NekoStance said:
Do you look anything like your fake pics?

This is incels.is not chad.me if we looked anything like chad then we'd all be slaying stacies right now.
 
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Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
So I am yet again catfishing this girl, and this is the script I am running.
We set up a date today and I am running late, she been waiting in campus food court for 4-5 hours for me 
So far. I made up some bs how I had to go look for houses and I left my wallet there.
Now she is saying she has been waiting for too long and want to stay over night!
Wtf do I do, she will run away if she saw I was a incel.

TLDR: roastie wants to stay over to chads house over night but doesn’t know it’s an incel

https://imgur.com/a/4YYOD

Idk wth to do, she won’t leace and keeps insisting that she stays over night ?

Are you so stupid that you used your real address? You brought this on yourself?
 
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KV- said:
Are you so stupid that you used your real address? You brought this on yourself?

Rule number 1 to catfishing, don't catfish girls from your country. I don't even use tinder to find hot girls to sextext with, it's insane how easy it is to find girls interested in chad from places like Canada or The UK.
 
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OP who is the Chad you're using and how does the girl you're catfishing look like?
 
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Don't you plan these things out before you do them?
 
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a-virgin-nigger said:
LMAO fuck that Chad chasing whore! Why are you all worried about her. Inconvenience her as much as possible. Make her wait even more. You have so much potential to make this into the funniest catfish. Don't fuck it up because you're emotionally attached to some whore.

too late. tell me what to do!!


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Don't you plan these things out before you do them?

no, i just make up anything as i text them.
 
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Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
too late. tell me what to do!!



no, i just make up anything as i text them.



Then make some shit up about going to see friends or something
 
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a-virgin-nigger said:
OP who is the Chad you're using and how does the girl you're catfishing look like?

She is a hot blonde with bomb ass nudes but i can't post them cuz its illegal. But i fapped to it twice in a day so you get the idea.

And as for chad, its a typical tall masculine jock chad
 
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Invite her over but wear a mask. Make up some bullshit story about how this is your fetish or some shit.
 
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KV- said:
Are you so stupid that you used your real address? You brought this on yourself?

lol it's just some food court near me chill
 
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Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
She is a hot blonde with bomb ass nudes but i can't post them cuz its illegal. But i fapped to it twice in a day so you get the idea.

And as for chad, its a typical tall masculine jock chad


Couldn't you say something like you're feeling sick and want to reschedule later?


blackcel said:
Invite her over but wear a mask. Make up some bullshit story about how this is your fetish or some shit.


He's going to be revealed as a manlet once she sees his tiny height and framecel/skinnyfatcel body, op should've used a twink like I do.
 
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Invite her over but wear a mask. Make up some bullshit story about how this is your fetish or some shit.

He mentioned that it's a jock Chad. Even if he wore a mask, he doesn't have the bod to pull it off.
 
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She said Tim, is this in Canada? She send you nudes? Damn
 
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Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
lol it's just some food court near me chill

If you want to be nice, just say that you're busy, apologize, cancel. If she tries to reschedule reject her.
If you want to be an asshat, but make all of the boys laugh and btfo a roastie, ask her to meet, and when she arrives and asks you why you're not there, say you are on a date with another girl.
 
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a-virgin-nigger said:
He mentioned that it's a jock Chad. Even if he wore a mask, he doesn't have the bod to pull it off.

Then wear a banana suit.
 
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When you set the meeting, did it not occur to you you would have to come up with an excuse?

Why did you arrange meeting up with her if you intended to continue catfishing her?
 
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blackcel said:
a-virgin-nigger said:
He mentioned that it's a jock Chad. Even if he wore a mask, he doesn't have the bod to pull it off.
Then wear a banana suit.

Arms and legs are still exposed.
 
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a-virgin-nigger said:
Arms and legs are still exposed.

Gotta get one like this

cs141a.jpg


jagged0 said:
What's he going to do if she wants to fuck?

Cut a hope in the suit and stick his dick through it.
 
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When you set the meeting, did it not occur to you you would have to come up with an excuse?

Why did you arrange meeting up with her if you intended to continue catfishing her?

Dude i literally make up shit as i go, i never think about the future. I say whatever and i dont plan stuff so i get stuck.

plus when you have been talking to them for 2 weeks they kinda get super impatient and always steer the convo towards irl dates
 
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And what did you do in the end?

Is she still there?
 
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jagged0 said:
Couldn't you say something like you're feeling sick and want to reschedule later?




He's going to be revealed as a manlet once she sees his tiny height and framecel/skinnyfatcel body, op should've used a twink like I do.



I couldnt use that cuz i already had her waiting for 4 hours and i freaked out when she asked to stay at my place for the night
 
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Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
I couldnt use that cuz i already had her waiting for 4 hours and i freaked out when she asked to stay at my place for the night

Tell her that you're going to call her an uber home because you're feeling too tired for it right now, no matter how much she whines or cries tell her that you don't feel like it.
 
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Don't ever come clean and tell her what you ure doing..no chick on this plannet is gonna be happy about being catfished

Just gohst and holler back after a few days to see what they will put up with cause your pics.

I wouldn't be going for any meet up.. no point unless you are trying to waste her time. My focus would be getting as many nudes as possible.
 
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Incel801 said:
Don't ever come clean and tell her what you ure doing..no chick on this plannet is gonna be happy about being catfished

Just gohst and holler back after a few days to see what they will put up with cause your pics.

I wouldn't be going for any meet up.. no point unless you are trying to waste her time. My focus would be getting as many nudes as possible.

This seems like a good idea. Nudes are the best
 
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well according to the normies logic, you seem to have a great personality and great attitude towards messaging/ talking to women, so even if you showed her your true face, then it wouldnt matter because personality matters over looks, right normies, right????

But jesus christ, what astounds me at how fucking delusional this roastie is and she still doesnt understand shes getting played hard. But she sounds like one of those roasties who cling to chad and never let go, let her learn a lesson.


a good idea would be after like a few more weeks say youve been chatting to another girl and youve asked that one out and she said yes, break her little chad chasing heart kek
 
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jagged0 said:
This is incels.is not chad.me if we looked anything like chad then we'd all be slaying stacies right now.

It's his schoolmate IIRC


Make her drive the 50 hours. Do you usually turn up and scope them out when you catfish them?


Say you'll meet her if she'll wear a blindfold and you can tie her up and have sex with her immediately.
 
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existentialhack said:
It's his schoolmate IIRC


Make her drive the 50 hours. Do you usually turn up and scope them out when you catfish them?


Say you'll meet her if she'll wear a blindfold and you can tie her up and have sex with immediately.



Lol no, too lazy for that xD
 
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We need reminders like this in case we get hope. Good work son
 
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Get an address far away and make her drive and let her be disapointed. Inconveniencing her is the best option.
 
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Get an address far away and make her drive and let her be disapointed. Inconveniencing her is the best option.

He should say he's abroad and ask her to buy him a plane ticket. A roastie spending $500 for a Chad would be a sweet black pill.
 
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Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
She is a hot blonde with bomb ass nudes but i can't post them cuz its illegal. But i fapped to it twice in a day so you get the idea.

And as for chad, its a typical tall masculine jock chad

How does it work? She sends u nudes and u send her nothing? Also can u pm.me the nudes please. I am highly interested
 
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Where did you get the chad pics for sexting? Just random dicks off google images?

And post her face at least
 
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Fuck off with this suicide fuel.
 
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Tinder catfishing blackpills have always been and always will be the God-content of incels
 
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Where did you get the chad pics for sexting? Just random dicks off google images?

And post her face at least

no instagram has lots of chad
 
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shadowsoulz125 said:
Fuck off with this suicide fuel.

I find it interesting the OP gets off so much on this

a genuine cuck
 
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Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
no instagram has lots of chad

Lol u send her sfw pics when sexting and she doesnt realize you are fake?
 
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PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
well according to the normies logic, you seem to have a great personality and great attitude towards messaging/ talking to women, so even if you showed her your true face, then it wouldnt matter because personality matters over looks, right normies, right????

But jesus christ, what astounds me at how fucking delusional this roastie is and she still doesnt understand shes getting played hard. But she sounds like one of those roasties who cling to chad and never let go, let her learn a lesson.


a good idea would be after like a few more weeks say youve been chatting to another girl and youve asked that one out and she said yes, break her little chad chasing heart kek



This is not a specific case, I have done this with countless girls.
All girls are blinded by chad. allllll


Celcelleclec said:
How does it work? She sends u nudes and u send her nothing? Also can u pm.me the nudes please. I am highly interested

I just send her some fake dick pic from onlinr


swissincel said:
Lol u send her sfw pics when sexting and she doesnt realize you are fake?

I sent her a dick pic off google. But the longer they been talking to you, the less likely they will doubt you
 

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