Was in a psych ward didn't want to poop on the floor so caught it with my hand was in lockup tho and they left me with a handful of poop for several minutes in spite of me begging to get out to clean it so I got it off my hand via the wall. I cleaned it after so they can't argue some sort of petty criminal charge like property damage at least not anymore. I couldn't hold it obviously. Also keep in mind I was extremely mentally unwell at the time.
