Story Wrote a sexual note to a girl and ordered pheromones

[Substitute Subhuman]

When I was in the 9th grade back in 2000-2001, there was this blonde Becky that sat next to me named Trisha. One day in class, I wrote a cringy note to her asking her If I could rub her in between her legs. Luckily, she didn't show anyone the note or report me for sexual harassment of which she had written evidence. She did move her seat.

I had to see her in class everyday and it was awkward.

Also around that time, I discovered pheromones on the internet. They claimed to be able to attract women to you. I ordered some and wore it when I went to school and to the mall, expecting to be an ethnic slayer.

I don't think I have to tell you the results of those pheromones. I tried to cope by telling myself that the weather was the reason it wasn't working. Like the sun was evaporating it off my skin. Or the wind was blowing the scent away.

 

[MACHETE]

 

[faded]

Fucking based.

 

[racoon4]

You must be the oldest user here if you were 15 in 2001

 

[iceandblood]

Luckily, she didn't show anyone the note or report me for sexual harassment of which she had written evidence. She did move her seat.

Man 2001 was a much better time to live

 

[Schery6]

Man 2001 was a much better time to live

Half the users on this forum weren’t even born in 2001

 

[iceandblood]

Half the users on this forum weren’t even born in 2001

True but it's obvious that soyciety back then wasn't as cucked as it is today

 

[Ika-Sama]

You must be the oldest user here if you were 15 in 2001

i was 31 back then

 

[Ika-Sama]

True but it's obvious that soyciety back then wasn't as cucked as it is today

It still was, you had police shooting men for looking at females and doctors chopped off penises at birth.

 

[iceandblood]

It still was, you had police shooting men for looking at females and doctors chopped off penises at birth.

Now you have this but worse

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Half the users on this forum weren’t even born in 2001

Youngcels

 

[Ika-Sama]

Now you have this but worse

True, there's several gulags for men where I live.

 

[racoon4]

i was 31 back then

You're 52 years old?

 

[TiredofTalking]

You should have just sniffed her piss/pussy

 

[Ika-Sama]

You're 52 years old?

Wtf how could you tell??!!>!>

 

[racoon4]

Wtf how could you tell??!!>!>

Damn, you're the same age as my dad. I thought you were about my age. Why are you in college if you're 52?

 

[Ika-Sama]

Damn, you're the same age as my dad. I thought you were about my age. Why are you in college if you're 52?

I'm retarded, I'm 19 years old but I was born in 1953 or

 

[racoon4]

I'm retarded, I'm 19 years old but I was born in 1953 or 2002

View: https://youtu.be/pLtsLKVvmMY

 

[Ika-Sama]

View: https://youtu.be/pLtsLKVvmMY

If you subtract 38form 283 then you have my real age.

 

[racoon4]

If you subtract 38form 283 then you have my real age.

1748

 

[Ika-Sama]

1748

When Tokugawa Ieyasu spoke to Yakub, he then gave him 3839 dogecoins and fucked his mom.

Was it a gift or a insult, we shall never know

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

You must be the oldest user here if you were 15 in 2001

I was 14 in 2001