Serious Would you trade lives with this guy?

[Pennywise]

A few things about him:

1. Lives in the Central African Republic, but has no citizenship

2. 400 LB / 181 KG

3. Serious muscle mass though but does not need to gymcel to do this. He has mass, because, well, genetics.

4. Eats and sleeps all fucking day with no job

5. Homeless. He sleeps outside.

6. Has never owned a computer or a smartphone. Has never played a video game

7. Too low IQ to enjoy most movies, television, anime, etc

8. Has an IQ of about 60, but never scientifically tested. Definitely on the retardcel category

9. Japanese foids consider him masculine

10. Has course, thick, black bodyhair covering over 95% of his body, including areas of his face

11. Never showers. Severe B.O.

12. Not incel at all.











Here he is:

@ThoughtfulCel GTFIH

 

[Pennywise]

hell no

Well I mean he does slay. You have to give him that. That motherfucker is a slayer.

 

[Deleted member 25274]

fuck no I would hate being black

 

[Mogged Loner]

fuck no I would hate being black

 

[Deleted member 25274]

fuck you racist

im sandcel it doesn’t get better

 

[Deleted member 25274]

you get a pass this time because we share the same blood, don't do it again tho

shukraan

 

[Pennywise]

Just a reminder, while we're on .co, he's doing this. JFL at the incel gorilla on the right

 

[ihaveno1]

Yes id rather be ape than human, if it was still human id go with no though

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Never saw that coming

 

[Gunnersup]

His life sounds like shit tbh. He's ogremaxxing.

 

[Yerberito]

Not really tbh

 

[Swimcell]

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

I like being a subhumancel

 

[monstercel]

I would no doubt about that

 

[FAloner]

Brutal apepill

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Yes id rather be ape than human, if it was still human id go with no though

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

i can't survive sleeping outside without my copes, and @ThoughtfulCel isn't a normal gorilla, he's genetically modified, also i do live in africa and have a low iq

Thanks for having my back bro.

It is true. I am genetically modified. This thread pleases me pennywise. You got most of my statistics down perfectly except my IQ.

Since I was born generically modified, I scored a 200 on my first IQ test at the age of 5. And I do own a computer and smart phone.

I am an incel, due to being rejected by my species for my intellect.

Do not hate me brethren. I am just like all of you.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

@MountainGorilla
Vs
@ThoughtfulCel

 

[MountainGorilla]

@MountainGorilla
Vs
@ThoughtfulCel

I'm more cultured and he's more exotic
mirin his frugal jungle lifestyle @ThoughtfulCel

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I'm more cultured and he's more exotic
mirin his frugal jungle lifestyle @ThoughtfulCel

You always gave me vibes of being an @Indari alt...

 

[MountainGorilla]

You always gave me vibes of being an @Indari alt...

but he is pink and I am vomit :^(

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I'm more cultured and he's more exotic
mirin his frugal jungle lifestyle @ThoughtfulCel

It helps me conserve income. Living in a forest is the way to go

 

[Sparrow's Song]

but he is pink and I am vomit :^(

You must have a life outside of this forum...

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Mogs me from the congolese jungle to the Zambian Mountains

 

[MountainGorilla]

You must have a life outside of this forum...

nature always finds a way ;^)

 

[FinnCel]

Plot twist: @ThoughtfulCel is slayer