Serious Would you take this deal… (hypothetical!)

[The Wolf]

You get 3 pills (hypothetically). Whenever you feel suicidal, you can take a pill. If you have taken all the pills, you will pass away.
You can chose when you take the first pill! And the second, and the last, provided you wait AT LEAST 1 month taking the next pill.

You have to wait at least 1 month to take the next pill. Same procedure from pill 2 —> 3.

Once you have taken the third pill, and after at least 3 months, you will pass away painlessly. Clarification: you can store the pills now, and take the first one whenever you want. You can take the 2nd one 1 year later, the third one another year later.

You will feel euphoric in the last 10 minutes of your life, after the 3rd pill. Then the timer for 10 minutes on your phone will start and when the time is up, you fall asleep and beyond. Forever.

10:00
09:59
09:58
09:57
09:56
...

(I said deal)

 

[overrrrrrrrrrr]

yes I am probably going to end up roping anyways so why not get some free pills that make it painless and make me end on a high.

 

[NihilisticSoul]

What if i take the 3 pills at once?

 

[Govid_Dorious]

i feel like making a contract with the devil

 

[Izayacel]

Not quite yet

 

[Izayacel]

i feel like making a contract with the devil

In this World it Just Makes sence being a Backwards Ass Person yourself. Nothing good Comes your way in Being good .

 

[Govid_Dorious]

In this World it Just Makes sence being a Backwards Ass Person yourself. Nothing good Comes your way in Being good .

correct

 

[The Wolf]

What if i take the 3 pills at once?

Then you will live to the year 2123. chance for escape from inceldom does not change

 

[The Wolf]

Not quite yet

Oh you don’t have to go yet. You can store the pills now, and then go whenever you feel like it

 

[PLA1092]

I'll take the first 2 pills for the euphoria and save the third one for when I turn 70 and have experienced all that there is to experience in life.

 

[The Wolf]

I'll take the first 2 pills for the euphoria and save the third one for when I turn 70 and have experienced all that there is to experience in life.

Oh, you only experience euphoria after the third pill, when you die... also, if you have chances of ascending, then good for you! I will accept your answer, perfect

 

[kek1]

Put the pills in a birth control pillbox

 

[Med Anime]

Put the pills in a birth control pillbox

best answer so far

 

[The Wolf]

yes I am probably going to end up roping anyways so why not get some free pills that make it painless and make me end on a high.

 

[PLA1092]

Oh, you only experience euphoria after the third pill, when you die...

Never mind, then, tbh, I'd just store all 3 pills for later.