Venting Would you take salsa lessons for 7 months to fuck a 3/10 roastie?

[Robtical]

You have to go to the salsa lessons twice a week for three hours each time, and during the seven months you'll only be allowed to dance with 70+ year olds and gays. When you get the girl you'll be in a relationship with her for 8 weeks, and you can have sex with her twice a week.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Volcel if you wouldn’t.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Volcel if you wouldn’t.

 

[micropenis29]

No. I wouldn't even take salsa lessons for one day to fuck a 3/10.

Fuck that.

 

[Deleted member 8206]

no i want love and validation and not starfish sex for 8weeks you can just go to prostitute if you want that and she will be better looking than 3/10

 

[Insomniac]

No man.

 

[UselesseatER]

you'll only be allowed to dance with 70+ year olds and gays.

breaks the deal for me

 

[Deleted member 15737]

breaks the deal for me

Some 70+ year old women are sexy.

@chudur-budur

 

[Deleted member 60]

no man

Some 70+ year old women are sexy.

@chudur-budur

 

[Blacktarpill]

No, i dont want a 3/10.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Some 70+ year old women are sexy.

@chudur-budur

OP is a volcel.

 

[SilentSoup]

You can only dance with 70+ year old gals and guys? What universe is this? Old fuckers tend to be in bad shape and dancing is pretty physically demanding. Any dance class that isn't in a retirement home will almost certainly have younger people.

Your question is like asking if I'd work as a bellboy at a shitty hotel for 6 months if I get to have sex with a 3/10... and the the hotel is just for alligators. It's so nonsensical, like why the fuck would there be an alligator hotel.

What you're doing is adding in unreal bullshit to justify not getting off your ass and taking a dance class. Lame.

 

[Michael15651]

Way too much effort

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Way too much effort

 

[Brahcel]

Jfl that happened to u

 

[The End]

Sounds like a really shitty deal. But I would do it.

 

[Life Wasted]

Hardly worth it, only a legit Stacy is worth putting in that much work.

 

[YungCell]

Volcel if you wouldn’t.

The most impractical prostitution payment in the world for a used up 3/10? Why waste so much time doing something so dumb when you could just cough up some money for a better foid?

 

[Ignas]

Jfl already took salsa class when I was in grade 11. No ascension

 

[OccidentalRebel]

No if just 8 weeks and no LTR. Yes if theyd indefinitely become my gf
No if just 8 weeks and no LTR. Yes if theyd indefinitely become my gf

 

[Cuyen]

No man 7 months are too long tbh.

 

[Robtical]

no i want love and validation and not starfish sex for 8weeks you can just go to prostitute if you want that and she will be better looking than 3/10

If there was a chance she'll love you and not only give you starfish sex then you'll do it?

 

[456C6C696F74]

Dignity is not free. The urge of external pleasures puts you at the mercy of another.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Volcel if you wouldn’t

Seriously though this is what normie men have to do to go laid and they laugh at us for being incel

 

[WhatTheCuck]

Test like these just show how many volcels there are on this forum. This is the reason people dont take incels seriously.