Discussion if you're on a dry spell for over 10+ years then you're an incel

[Multicell]

I’m sorry what ?

I exaggerated a bit for laughs. It’s less shocking. More often it’s “only” about handjobs for normies at hair salons in China. Also it’s not everywhere in the big country but in some regions HJ really are quite common. “police repeatedly raid hair salons and massage parlors, and other spaces where sex work occurs.” Is said in newspapers. Many sources confirm this, including Human Rights Watch and Talking Points Memo. So it’s not about all hair salons but specific ones in certain areas of the large country. Let me know if it’s a hoax.

 

[manletcel1488]

Probably best not to split hares and just keep the rules as is, there might be exceptions but it's a slippery slope if we start accepting stuff like this.
I don't think I could take this forum seriously if we start letting people post here who have had sex at any point in their life that was consensual where money wasn't involved.

 

[Multicell]

keep the rules

Yes, the rules are good. I would not mind a new seperate section or threads for them. Incels that had sex a long time ago because of luck, while their luck is lost for a long time: they still are incel again.

It might even be worse for them. If they know how a milkshake tastes, they might miss it even more if they are not able to get it ever again.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Incels that had sex a long time ago because of luck, while their luck is lost for a long time: they still are incel again.

No, if you have ever had sex for free at any point of your life you are not an incel, period. I don't care how much time has passed since you last got laid.

 

[Fatass3000]

But man, goes to show you how it’s never really over. It’s like a really shitty gacha game, where you can get lucky and obtain a 0.01% unit or moment in this case. That guy is definitely more truecel than some of the other people here but a miracle happened.

I actually agree with this. Just because you get lucky once doesn’t mean much if it’s not going to happen again. Lucking out once and never getting it again is a drop in the ocean. All the isolation and loneliness FAR outweighs the little fun you had and you will be back to the same lonely guy who can’t get women for shit. Going on a decade long dry spell makes you an Incel as far as I’m concerned despite what others think. I never had free sex, but if I managed to coax a drunk girl to fuck me once and it never happened again in my life I’d still be an incel. Here’s an analogy I like. You take a basic slow car to race against a fast muscle car. The muscle car breaks down shortly after accelerating and your slow car wins the race only because of freaky luck. Does that mean your slow car is now fast? Of fucking course not. You just got lucky something freaky happened and it will likely never happen again.

how do we know he actually got lucky though? For all we know, he's talking out of his ass to get unbanned. For all we know, he's a stacy only retard. And I would actually say that bad luck is something that's accompanied with being incel. We lost the genetic lottery, most of us are autistic, most of us had a shit childhood, almost half are poor and a lot of us have shitty parents. I genuinely believe there's some divine being fucking with us with how bad our luck is, its like a sick joke.

 

[Multicell]

No, if you have ever had sex for free at any point of your life you are not an incel, period. I don't care how much time has passed since you last got laid.

There are different definitions. This site says under "must read / introduction" what an incel is. So that's the official definition here. It says "you are an incel If you find yourself wanting to be in a loving relationship but unable to find a partner despite a long duration of trying". I respect other definitions, and also yours. That fact that you don't respect the official definition here, thats is your right. I don't think you should be banned for it not following the rules hee. And it's your right to NOT respect others too. Fine ! JFL. / The ones that have experionce once: ban them now.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

how do we know he actually got lucky though? For all we know, he's talking out of his ass to get unbanned. For all we know, he's a stacy only retard. And I would actually say that bad luck is something that's accompanied with being incel. We lost the genetic lottery, most of us are autistic, most of us had a shit childhood, almost half are poor and a lot of us have shitty parents. I genuinely believe there's some divine being fucking with us with how bad our luck is, its like a sick joke.

Yeah, he could be stacy only. You are right that bad luck seems to follow incels around, like some sick joke. Just recently I encountered more bad luck. My father was my best friend in life who I did cool car stuff with and we were a team to get work done at our cabin. He died 2 weeks ago and I'm only 19. It's so fucking brutal.

 

[Fatass3000]

Yeah, he could be stacy only. You are right that bad luck seems to follow incels around, like some sick joke. Just recently I encountered more bad luck. My father was my best friend in life who I did cool car stuff with and we were a team to get work done at our cabin. He died 2 weeks ago and I'm only 19. It's so fucking brutal.

my condolences

 

[VideoGameCoper]

my condolences

Thanks bro. It's been hard, but I'm making do the best I can. I still have my mother thankfully, but she knows absolutely nothing about cars or how to maintain the cabin, so I'm mostly on my own with that stuff. She can help me out a bit with some stuff, but it could never compare to how much of a team my father and I were.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

because everyone can fuck an escort. Hell, you could be homeless, beg on the street for a week, and still manage to gather $50 to go fuck an escort. The only man who fuck escorts are bottom of the barrel man. Most man have never had the need for an escort or ever paid for one.

only 14% of man had paid for an escort in 2010. Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna51335501

Bruh. Men like us are literally the reason escorts exist. If you don't think you're a bottom of the barrel man, look in the mirror. If you still disagree, then you're just a failed normie who thinks he's too good to pay for sex.

 

[overlost]

how to maintain the cabin, so I'm mostly on my own with that stuff.

Brutal. I relate to that. My father also taught me many things, but especially about maintaining the car cabin too. Mine was very particular about the car. Every Saturday morning, we would spend hours together, making sure everything was just right. He always said, "A clean car is a happy car." Our first task was always vacuuming. He showed me how to use the different attachments for the vacuum cleaner. The narrow nozzle was for the tight spaces between the seats, and the brush head was for the dashboard. He made sure I understood that getting rid of every crumb and speck of dust was important. It was like a ritual for us. Dad would vacuum the driver's side, and I would do the passenger's side. We worked in sync, moving methodically from front to back, making sure no area was overlooked. Next came the dashboard and console. Dad had a special cleaner he liked, something with a lemon scent. He would spray it onto a microfiber cloth, never directly onto the surface. "Spray on the cloth, not the dash," he would remind me. We would wipe down every button, knob, and surface. He was meticulous, making sure there were no streaks or smudges. He would often say, "It's the details that make the difference." Cleaning the seats was another important task. We had leather seats, and he taught me how to use a conditioner to keep them from cracking. We would rub the conditioner in with small circular motions. Dad explained that this was to ensure even coverage and to let the conditioner soak in properly. He would inspect my work, nodding approvingly when I did it right. Dad was also very organized. He showed me how to keep the glove compartment neat. Important documents were always in a folder, and we had a small bag for pens, a flashlight, and other essentials. The trunk was another area we kept tidy. We had a box for tools and another for groceries. He believed everything had its place, and that made finding things easier. One of my favorite parts was the finishing touch: air fresheners. Dad liked the pine-scented ones. We would hang a fresh one on the rearview mirror, and he would smile, saying, "Now it's perfect.". Condolences.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

i agree here

real incel will never come in a situation that could any way lead to sex

you cant get lucky. if you are true subhuman not single foid will ever spread her legs for you. under any circumstences.

There are billions of people, statistically someone will get lucky. Let's say an average 3/10 incel would get rejected by 199 out of 200 women. Now imagine 10 million incels with a 1 in 200 chance to ascend, many will.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Brutal. I relate to that. My father also taught me many things, but especially about maintaining the car cabin too. Mine was very particular about the car. Every Saturday morning, we would spend hours together, making sure everything was just right. He always said, "A clean car is a happy car." Our first task was always vacuuming. He showed me how to use the different attachments for the vacuum cleaner. The narrow nozzle was for the tight spaces between the seats, and the brush head was for the dashboard. He made sure I understood that getting rid of every crumb and speck of dust was important. It was like a ritual for us. Dad would vacuum the driver's side, and I would do the passenger's side. We worked in sync, moving methodically from front to back, making sure no area was overlooked. Next came the dashboard and console. Dad had a special cleaner he liked, something with a lemon scent. He would spray it onto a microfiber cloth, never directly onto the surface. "Spray on the cloth, not the dash," he would remind me. We would wipe down every button, knob, and surface. He was meticulous, making sure there were no streaks or smudges. He would often say, "It's the details that make the difference." Cleaning the seats was another important task. We had leather seats, and he taught me how to use a conditioner to keep them from cracking. We would rub the conditioner in with small circular motions. Dad explained that this was to ensure even coverage and to let the conditioner soak in properly. He would inspect my work, nodding approvingly when I did it right. Dad was also very organized. He showed me how to keep the glove compartment neat. Important documents were always in a folder, and we had a small bag for pens, a flashlight, and other essentials. The trunk was another area we kept tidy. We had a box for tools and another for groceries. He believed everything had its place, and that made finding things easier. One of my favorite parts was the finishing touch: air fresheners. Dad liked the pine-scented ones. We would hang a fresh one on the rearview mirror, and he would smile, saying, "Now it's perfect.". Condolences.

Thanks bro. It sounds like you are your father shared many good memories as well. My dad and I have been taking our 1971 Camaro with a 454 big block engine and 500 horsepower to car shows since I was 5 back in 2010. At least I still have the car. We also have some riding mowers we fixed together at the cabin and him and me would cut the grass together in a very specific pattern. My mother helps, but she isn't as synced with me and doesn't understand the pattern well enough. Fixing the mowers when they break down is gonna be hard too because those are 2 person repair jobs usually

 

[overlost]

You are correct with:

if you are true subhuman not single foid will ever spread her legs for you. under any circumstences.

It can be even more precise if you add: (in the same age group): more yes. And if you add (except with ugly 40-year-oldER drunk foids), check in the box.

 

[T. Normanno]

Nahh fuck sex havers. They got what we crave the most: an experience to cherish for the rest of their lives.

 

[AlexDelarge]

You are correct with:

It can be even more precise if you add: (in the same age group): more yes. And if you add (except with ugly 40-year-oldER drunk foids), check in the box.

so you fucked a drunk granny? nigga when i say any i mean any. 90 year old dying foid on crack and heroin wont lent me bang.

 

[AlexDelarge]

There are billions of people, statistically someone will get lucky. Let's say an average 3/10 incel would get rejected by 199 out of 200 women. Now imagine 10 million incels with a 1 in 200 chance to ascend, many will.

if you have 1 in 200 chance to ascend you are not an incel jfl… you can easily scroll 200 foids per day on tinder meaning you will find one foid each day that wont reject you… that 1 in 200 is normie number, not incel number jfl

 

[Multicell]

nigga when i say any i mean any. 90 year old dying foid on crack and heroin wont lent me pr

Nigga prove it. Crack, Stroh rum, wrinkles, rejection video, 90 ! JFL, I know, same. It’s ovER.

 

[overlost]

you can easily scroll 200 foids per day on tinder

prove it. Crack, Stroh rum, 90.

90 yo wrinklecrackfoids on tinder, prove it that it works yourself @MultiNigga

 

[Morphine . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁]

Agreed, although I'm khhv.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Nahh fuck sex havers. They got what we crave the most: an experience to cherish for the rest of their lives.

Based 2024cel

 

[overlost]

Thanks bro. It sounds like you are your father shared many good memories as well. My dad and I have been taking our 1971 Camaro with a 454 big block engine and 500 horsepower to car shows since I was 5 back in 2010. At least I still have the car. We also have some riding mowers we fixed together at the cabin and him and me would cut the grass together in a very specific pattern. My mother helps, but she isn't as synced with me and doesn't understand the pattern well enough. Fixing the mowers when they break down is gonna be hard too because those are 2 person repair jobs usually

Nice ! Our car is a DAF 33 yellow with 30 HP. It's color is racing yellow, and it has the optional black sporting stripe all over the roof and bonnet.

Topspeed is 70mph, and 0-60 I can do in under 43 seconds and a bit. I understand what you mean about working together in the garden like that. My mom and I now maintain our garden too, but we don't have grass; it's all plants and tiles. Every few weeks, we get out the pressure cleaner to clean them. It's always a bit of a challenge because my mom and I have different approaches for the tiles. She likes to just blast the tiles randomly, thinking it will get everything clean quickly, but it ends up leaving streaks and spots she misses! I prefer to go row by row, making sure each tile is thoroughly cleaned. When we trim the plants, it's the same kind of thing. Mom just wants to chop away, but I like to make sure each cut is at the right angle to promote healthy growth. It is so frustrating because she never understand why I'm so particular about it. She thinks I'm overcomplicating things, but to me, it's about doing it right!!!! One of the trickiest parts is cleaning the cracks between the tiles. Mom just uses a broom, but - HA ! - I have a special tool that gets down into the gaps. She doesn't have the patience for it, so I usually end up doing that part myself. It's a bit like a puzzle, making sure each section is clear and neat. I also organize the garden tools. Mom puts them wherever, big mess. I have a specific spot for each one. It makes it easier to find what we need, but she doesn't always put things back in the right place, so I end up reorganizing after her every time. pfffff.

 

[LifeMaxxer]

how do we know he actually got lucky though?

There are some pretty unique ascension threads on here. Like this:

https://incels.is/threads/no-longer-an-incel.585801/

If you read it as a Reddit post with no context, you’d think the guy was a normie. But no, 27 years as incel and 4 years on the site.

The person could definitely be lying but reality can be very weird sometimes. Find yourself in a unique position, right place, right time and the stars can align. Otherwise there would be no ascension posts on the site. I agree he should stay banned though.

 

[LifeMaxxer]

how do we know he actually got lucky though? For all we know, he's talking out of his ass to get unbanned. For all we know, he's a stacy only retard. And I would actually say that bad luck is something that's accompanied with being incel. We lost the genetic lottery, most of us are autistic, most of us had a shit childhood, almost half are poor and a lot of us have shitty parents. I genuinely believe there's some divine being fucking with us with how bad our luck is, its like a sick joke.

There are some pretty unique ascension threads on here. Like this:

https://incels.is/threads/no-longer-an-incel.585801/

If you read it as a Reddit post with no context, you’d think the guy was a normie. But no, 27 years as incel and 4 years on the site.

The person could definitely be lying but reality can be very weird sometimes. Find yourself in a unique position, right place, right time and the stars can align. Otherwise there would be no ascension posts on the site. I agree he should stay banned though.

Im not denying or disagreeing with anything you say though. I just try not to let the BP despair get to me because it really eats me up and the way I combat it is with lifefuel and hope with some whitepills

 

[LifeMaxxer]

Ye he could but too lazy + depressed + weed + unemployment

He is a fakecel. Jfl at too lazy.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

if you have 1 in 200 chance to ascend you are not an incel jfl… you can easily scroll 200 foids per day on tinder meaning you will find one foid each day that wont reject you… that 1 in 200 is normie number, not incel number jfl

It's probably harder on tinder, but I believe that if a 3/10 asked out 200 women in person, at least one would give him a chance. Or 200 incels ask out 1 woman each, and one gets lucky. You have to admit there are plenty of ugly couples, it's the just be oofy doofy theory.

 

[AlexDelarge]

It's probably harder on tinder, but I believe that if a 3/10 asked out 200 women in person, at least one would give him a chance. Or 200 incels ask out 1 woman each, and one gets lucky. You have to admit there are plenty of ugly couples, it's the just be oofy doofy theory.

then they are not subhuman enough. 200 is not even that high number… you are basically saying that most people here could ascend if they just ran the numbers game

which may be true, but they all are not real truecels

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

then they are not subhuman enough. 200 is not even that high number… you are basically saying that most people here could ascend if they just ran the numbers game

which may be true, but they all are not real truecels

Basically yeah, but it's one thing to talk about theory and another is real life. How many incels are able and willing to ask out 200 women IRL? Most will give up after a few disastrous results, but that doesn't make them volcels. If you get rejected by 200 landwhales then you are the king of truecels, but most people here are not at that level.

 

[Punished Watcher]

I agree. Also I don't consider first sex after 25 as a "ascending". If you're khhv until 25 or lets say 30 and somehow ascending after that age you're still honorary incel.

So even if I ascend now, I'll still be incel?
Cool, I think!

 

[The Darkcel]

So... by your logic, your grandfather who doesn't fuck your grandmother anymore and hasn't since the birth of their children (your parents / aunts / uncles, etc.), is an incel?

Nah, that''s bullshit.

 

[kay']

So... by your logic, your grandfather who doesn't fuck your grandmother anymore and hasn't since the birth of their children (your parents / aunts / uncles, etc.), is an incel?

Nah, that''s bullshit.

@Fat Link we should have awards system like reddit but for lowest iq possible before retardation.

This reply cant go without an award, it would be a crime

 

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https://incels.is/threads/after-two-years-i-still-a-ghost-and-i-keep-coming-here.616207/

looking at this ban appeal it makes sense to me. Look, i know most of you are autistic and never left their home except for necessary reasons. But if you think logically for a second.

"The sun even shines on a dog's ass someday"

"a broken clock is right twice a day"

Meaning is, getting pitty sex or lucky one time in your life then sitting on a 10+ years dry spell simply means you got either used for a whatever reason or lucky. Luck exist in this cursed life and its a big factor in everything that happens to you.

imagine if @short who is 4'11 went to the club. Literal suifuel experience yes and he should never do that. Or not the club but he simply went to the supermarket to do some groceries shopping and as he was struggling to grab something from the high shelf and to his luck a woman spots him.

Now this woman is a certified pedophile but ofc she wont tell him and tell anyone just like most pedos so not shocking. Women know how to hide their sexual tendencies better.

So she goes up to him and helps him get what he wanted to grab and strikes a conversation with him with a smile and interest ofc because she wana fuck him its not unobvious and he got the message. then she asks him what age is he and he says 20. "Jackpot. And he has a baby face and looks innocent and probably has 0 sexual experience. I want him". This is what her thoughts would be.

Now for sure she will fuck him. Why? to satisfy her pedo tendencies. She will be like "Hell yeah, this is gona be fun and its legal so nothing to worry about". And him being a truecel will definately not reject her. Im not even saying shes ugly or fat she can be average or even hot but does she really like him? is there love here? or the start of a love story? no.

At worst she will fuck him once and then leave him like some human dildo, or at best keep him as a fwb for a while then discard him when shes bored and get back to her husband or bf or real life.

I know most of you will disagree but imo no he didnt ascend, yes he had sex for free but he didnt ascend he was just EXTREMELY lucky to meet someone at the right time, at the right place, who has a kink specifically for his looks.

Thoughts? @Fat Link

Don’t be anti semite you will ((((((never))))))) get to touch a vagina

 

[kay']

So... by your logic, your grandfather who doesn't fuck your grandmother anymore and hasn't since the birth of their children (your parents / aunts / uncles, etc.), is an incel?

Nah, that''s bullshit.

I applaud you mango, and envy you at the same time.

Not even one braincell shed a sweat to write this.

 

[PersonalityChad]

@Fat Link we should have awards system like reddit but for lowest iq possible before retardation.

This reply cant go without an award, it would be a crime

Your OP post deserves it too broski tbh

 

[kay']

Don’t be anti semite you will ((((((never))))))) get to touch a vagina

 

[kay']

Your OP post deserves it too broski tbh

Yea maybe an award for making you comeback.

Award: incelfluencer

 

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[VideoGameCoper]

Nice ! Our car is a DAF 33 yellow with 30 HP. It's color is racing yellow, and it has the optional black sporting stripe all over the roof and bonnet.

Topspeed is 70mph, and 0-60 I can do in under 43 seconds and a bit. I understand what you mean about working together in the garden like that. My mom and I now maintain our garden too, but we don't have grass; it's all plants and tiles. Every few weeks, we get out the pressure cleaner to clean them. It's always a bit of a challenge because my mom and I have different approaches for the tiles. She likes to just blast the tiles randomly, thinking it will get everything clean quickly, but it ends up leaving streaks and spots she misses! I prefer to go row by row, making sure each tile is thoroughly cleaned. When we trim the plants, it's the same kind of thing. Mom just wants to chop away, but I like to make sure each cut is at the right angle to promote healthy growth. It is so frustrating because she never understand why I'm so particular about it. She thinks I'm overcomplicating things, but to me, it's about doing it right!!!! One of the trickiest parts is cleaning the cracks between the tiles. Mom just uses a broom, but - HA ! - I have a special tool that gets down into the gaps. She doesn't have the patience for it, so I usually end up doing that part myself. It's a bit like a puzzle, making sure each section is clear and neat. I also organize the garden tools. Mom puts them wherever, big mess. I have a specific spot for each one. It makes it easier to find what we need, but she doesn't always put things back in the right place, so I end up reorganizing after her every time. pfffff.

That sounds like a neat little car. I get what you mean about trimming the garden and cleaning the tiles. That stuff needs to be done a certain way. At our cabin, it’s a massive 1.5 acre yard with lots of thick and high grass that needs to cut in a certain pattern so the grass clippings get blown out into the areas you already cut so the clippings don’t go in the areas you are cutting next and strain the mower more. This is what it looks like mowing the grass the right way:

 

[Audley Porter]

@Audley Porter what do you think about this thread. I agree with him but the guy shouldn’t be unbanned just for site consistency

Lucky moments followed by protracted dry spells are common. I know a case in which this happened to an old acquaintance of mine, he only had sex because the girl wanted to cuck his closest friend.

 

[LifeMaxxer]

Lucky moments followed by protracted dry spells are common. I know a case in which this happened to an old acquaintance of mine, he only had sex because the girl wanted to cuck his closest friend.

Holy crap. That’s brutal, why did he go along with it?

 

[overlost]

That sounds like a neat little car. I get what you mean about trimming the garden and cleaning the tiles. That stuff needs to be done a certain way. At our cabin, it’s a massive 1.5 acre yard with lots of thick and high grass that needs to cut in a certain pattern so the grass clippings get blown out into the areas you already cut so the clippings don’t go in the areas you are cutting next and strain the mower more. This is what it looks like mowing the grass the right way:
[great video

Whoa, that video is like lawnmower porn! The precision is mesmerizing, and I can totally see why you'd be focused on the right the pattern. It's like creating a grass masterpiece. Now, about the grass clippings – have you ever thought about catching the cut grass in a container? I wonder if that would give the remaining grass more air to breathe. Maybe the grass feels like it's at a spa getting a deep tissue massage instead of being suffocated under a blanket of its own clippings. But I don't know, may the grass likes it. As a tile cleaner, this grass maintenance stuff is fascinating to me because it's so new. It's like discovering a whole new level of outdoor precision! thanks for showing. it's magic.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Whoa, that video is like lawnmower porn! The precision is mesmerizing, and I can totally see why you'd be focused on the right the pattern. It's like creating a grass masterpiece. Now, about the grass clippings – have you ever thought about catching the cut grass in a container? I wonder if that would give the remaining grass more air to breathe. Maybe the grass feels like it's at a spa getting a deep tissue massage instead of being suffocated under a blanket of its own clippings. But I don't know, may the grass likes it. As a tile cleaner, this grass maintenance stuff is fascinating to me because it's so new. It's like discovering a whole new level of outdoor precision! thanks for showing. it's magic.

Glad you thought it was interesting. There is no way you could collect those clipping because it's such as massive yard that you'd probably be emptying the pickup container around 25 times. Besides that, the clippings decompose back into the ground and act as fertilizer. If you kept removing the clippings, it would eventually deplete the ground of nutrients in addition to being way too much unnecessary work. Also, the section of the yard in the video is a very wet area due to an underground spring being directly below it. It is very difficult to get that spot cut without getting stuck in the mud. That's why I only use the zero turn mower down there because it has more traction since the engine is in the back right above the drive wheels. A tractor style mower like my other ones would get stuck because the engine is up front and there is less weight over the rear drive wheels meaning less traction.

 

[overlost]

Glad you thought it was interesting. There is no way you could collect those clipping because it's such as massive yard that you'd probably be emptying the pickup container around 25 times. Besides that, the clippings decompose back into the ground and act as fertilizer. If you kept removing the clippings, it would eventually deplete the ground of nutrients in addition to being way too much unnecessary work. Also, the section of the yard in the video is a very wet area due to an underground spring being directly below it. It is very difficult to get that spot cut without getting stuck in the mud. That's why I only use the zero turn mower down there because it has more traction since the engine is in the back right above the drive wheels. A tractor style mower like my other ones would get stuck because the engine is up front and there is less weight over the rear drive wheels meaning less traction.

I should have known that, farmers also leave the clippings on the grass, now that you mention it. It makes perfect sense for the nutrients. Your mentioning about the zero turn mower and traction is interesting to look up, i will do that on wikipedia. Specific mowers for the wet areas. Super cool. It's already relaxing to see the video, so I imagine it must be even more satisfying to do the actual mowing. Thanks for explaining all that, man. It gives me a new appreciation for lawns. It must feel great to do it, and also when it's finished. fun!

 

[Audley Porter]

Holy crap. That’s brutal, why did he go along with it?

This was when we were thirteen. Everyone just wanted to have sex and that was it. He didn't care and I genuinely suspect that he would do the same thing today. They're still friends too. Garbage people.

 

[Pancakecel]

No

If you had unpaid sex you are not incel, full stop.

 

[Runt171]

https://incels.is/threads/after-two-years-i-still-a-ghost-and-i-keep-coming-here.616207/

looking at this ban appeal it makes sense to me. Look, i know most of you are autistic and never left their home except for necessary reasons. But if you think logically for a second.

"The sun even shines on a dog's ass someday"

"a broken clock is right twice a day"

Meaning is, getting pitty sex or lucky one time in your life then sitting on a 10+ years dry spell simply means you got either used for a whatever reason or lucky. Luck exist in this cursed life and its a big factor in everything that happens to you.

imagine if @short who is 4'11 went to the club. Literal suifuel experience yes and he should never do that. Or not the club but he simply went to the supermarket to do some groceries shopping and as he was struggling to grab something from the high shelf and to his luck a woman spots him.

Now this woman is a certified pedophile but ofc she wont tell him and tell anyone just like most pedos so not shocking. Women know how to hide their sexual tendencies better.

So she goes up to him and helps him get what he wanted to grab and strikes a conversation with him with a smile and interest ofc because she wana fuck him its not unobvious and he got the message. then she asks him what age is he and he says 20. "Jackpot. And he has a baby face and looks innocent and probably has 0 sexual experience. I want him". This is what her thoughts would be.

Now for sure she will fuck him. Why? to satisfy her pedo tendencies. She will be like "Hell yeah, this is gona be fun and its legal so nothing to worry about". And him being a truecel will definately not reject her. Im not even saying shes ugly or fat she can be average or even hot but does she really like him? is there love here? or the start of a love story? no.

At worst she will fuck him once and then leave him like some human dildo, or at best keep him as a fwb for a while then discard him when shes bored and get back to her husband or bf or real life.

I know most of you will disagree but imo no he didnt ascend, yes he had sex for free but he didnt ascend he was just EXTREMELY lucky to meet someone at the right time, at the right place, who has a kink specifically for his looks.

Thoughts? @Fat Link

Ive been on a dry spell since I was born

At this point im so dry I look like spongebob and patrick in that one scene

 

[overlost]

No If you had unpaid sex you are not incel, full stop.

If the incel is virgin, never had sex= virgincel
If the incel had sex for money, and he has more money= hookercel, escortcel, sugerdaddycel, walletcel.
If the incel had sex with infertile oldfoids and grannies = wrinklecel, zombiecel
if the incel had sex with a girl on the pill with condom without female orgasm and she didn't like it = betabuxcel
If the incel had sex without condom when she was fertile and she wanted a child with him = motherfucker

 

[VideoGameCoper]

I should have known that, farmers also leave the clippings on the grass, now that you mention it. It makes perfect sense for the nutrients. Your mentioning about the zero turn mower and traction is interesting to look up, i will do that on wikipedia. Specific mowers for the wet areas. Super cool. It's already relaxing to see the video, so I imagine it must be even more satisfying to do the actual mowing. Thanks for explaining all that, man. It gives me a new appreciation for lawns. It must feel great to do it, and also when it's finished. fun!

No problem bro! It's always cool when someone has a little interest in that stuff. Not many people care about things like that. Also, it is very enjoyable to cut the grass. The smell of that fresh cut grass is amazing. It normally feels good to finish it, since it takes around 2.5 hours to do the whole yard with 2 people using a mower at the same time. The time that video was taken really felt good to finish because that was the first time all year the wet area dried up enough to get cut. I tried the last few time but it was too we and I almost got stuck. I barely made it through without getting stuck this time, but luckily I managed to do it. Another thing about a Zero turn mower is that it's a wimp on a slope going horizontally. Because the front wheels just pivot and it depends on the rear wheels to have grip to hold it from sliding down, it tends to lose grip and not hold on a horizontal sidehill if the grade is too steep. That's why you need to go up and down on steeper sections with it instead of across. A tractor style mower will handle horizontal sidehills much better because the front wheels are connected to the steering and prevent it from sliding out.

 

[overlost]

...prevent it from sliding out.

Good points. Sliding out can indeed be dangerous. We had some bloody accidents, especially here with the lawnmower races. We now have to take the blades off when doing the slidings.


View: https://youtu.be/LQnR1E6xSM8?si=EsXchcGKlXoGKlkc&t=11
30 seconds only, skip the rest. translation available, but the movie speaks for itself.

These ones do mud lawnmower mowing with blades

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szFQScfdzjE
30 seconds only, skip the rest. translation available, but the movie speaks for itself.

Did you win any prizes with yours, and have you considered helmets on the slopes?

 

[T. Normanno]

If the incel is virgin, never had sex= virgincel
If the incel had sex for money, and he has more money= fakecel
If the incel had sex with infertile oldfoids and grannies = fakecel
if the incel had sex with a girl on the pill with condom without female orgasm and she didn't like it = fakecel
If the incel had sex without condom when she was fertile and she wanted a child with him = fakecel

Fixed it for ya