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Lonelyus

Lonelyus

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Id grab both sides of that fatass and fuck her pussy deep and tight while chugging a beer and smoking a cigarette like a real chad!
 
Yes, but she's bi. Which can be kinda hot if the girl is hot. 2 girls, 1 cup
 
Nah, I don't see the appeal despite being a kissless virgin. She looks like a tranquilized crackhead.
 
I would not lick anyone elses personal organs, Only fuck them if female!
It's funny bc I NEVER fantasise about licking pussy main reason being as I said STDs and other cocks having been inside. I'd not know what to do if she were virgin (even that isn't verifiable)
 
It's funny bc I NEVER fantasise about licking pussy main reason being as I said STDs and other cocks having been inside. I'd not know what to do if she were virgin (even that isn't verifiable)
BC bacterias fester down there, Your cock is your safest option, You will get pussyjuice inside your cockwhole but still
 
BC bacterias fester down there, Your cock is your safest option, You will get pussyjuice inside your cockwhole but still
:feelsthink: how old are you btw? I'm 26. I can't imagine this happening to me, beside my ugliness and shortness I'm totally socially incompetent, haven't socialised in 14 years!
 
:feelsthink: how old are you btw? I'm 26. I can't imagine this happening to me, beside my ugliness and shortness I'm totally socially incompetent, haven't socialised in 14 years!
23 nosecel and eye area cel, and semi manlet at 511
 
But hey, You can still order copes to your door :feelsaww:
true haha-ha :feelsbadman:.. Where I live sex-escorts are legal but that's not what I want. I wanna enjoy "copes" (like food or movies or sports) with a "free" gf
 
I see :worryfeels:

me too. Don't have the guts (yet), though
I tried roping once but i only got lightheaded, The reddit instructions said 30 seconds but i didnt die.
 
I would smash her and I'm not talking about sex. :banhammer:
 
She looks like a 16yo single mum addicted to xanax. She despise every single of us, she even said it in a video. JFL thirsting over that whore.
 
true haha-ha :feelsbadman:.. Where I live sex-escorts are legal but that's not what I want. I wanna enjoy "copes" (like food or movies or sports) with a "free" gf
Escorts? Id have to block you then, BC THEN ID SEE YOU AS A FAKECEL, YOUD THEN HAVE HAD YOUR COCK IN VAGINEE!
 
I tried roping once but i only got lightheaded, The reddit instructions said 30 seconds but i didnt die.
Damn, bro :cryfeels: I can't say I'm sad you failed, but I understand you
 
She looks like a 16yo single mum addicted to xanax. She despise every single of us, she even said it in a video. JFL thirsting over that whore.
Ive aleredy mentioned this dickwad
 
Escorts? Id have to block you then, BC THEN ID SEE YOU AS A FAKECEL, YOUD THEN HAVE HAD YOUR COCK IN VAGINEE!
Like I said, I don't want escorts. It's not my fault they're legal here
 
Damn, bro :cryfeels: I can't say I'm sad you failed, but I understand you
Not too long ago but i decide to live and enjoy my copes as no matter what i do i cannot die!
 
Like I said, I don't want escorts. It's not my fault they're legal here
I dont want used holes too, At this point a hug is enough to warm me back again!
 
Escorts? Id have to block you then, BC THEN ID SEE YOU AS A FAKECEL, YOUD THEN HAVE HAD YOUR COCK IN VAGINEE!
Really bro? Sex is easy to buy - you could do it - love can't be bought. Incels want love-sex, most of them at least
 
Really bro? Sex is easy to buy - you could do it - love can't be bought. Incels want love-sex, most of them at least
I just want handholding

@RollD20
 
I dont want used holes too, At this point a hug is enough to warm me back again!
That's what I mean, sex isn't even the main reason I want a gf. CAN YOU IMAGINE A HUG FROM A PRETTY GF! I CAN'T. IT'S ABOUT AS REAL FOR ME AS FANTASY -MOVIES WITH DRAGONS ARE
 
That's what I mean, sex isn't even the main reason I want a gf. CAN YOU IMAGINE A HUG FROM A PRETTY GF! I CAN'T. IT'S ABOUT AS REAL FOR ME AS FANTASY -MOVIES WITH DRAGONS ARE
What is your deformations?
 
Indeed, one of my sexual fantasies is to hatefuck a retarded feminist toilet like Billie Eilish, while pulling her hair and yelling different slurs.
 
Indeed, one of my sexual fantasies is to hatefuck a retarded feminist toilet like Billie Eilish, while pulling her hair and yelling different slurs.
Based, Tell her her misandry makes you want to piss in her face!
 
What is your deformations?
- no cheekbones
- very short snub nose
- EXTREME eye asymmetry (literally orbital asymmetry, can't be fixed in my case. It's very unsettling to look at me)
- strange orbital area
- even with sunglasses I look very strange: I have a weird, feminine jaw
- I have a strange profile/skull and overall absolutely no harmony
- acne scars and pigmentation. Hard to remove as it will either come back or cannot be fully removed
 
If she wouldn't have put on so much weight, then definitely
 
- no cheekbones
- very short snub nose
- EXTREME eye asymmetry (literally orbital asymmetry, can't be fixed in my case. It's very unsettling to look at me)
- strange orbital area
- even with sunglasses I look very strange: I have a weird, feminine jaw
- I have a strange profile/skull and overall absolutely no harmony
- acne scars and pigmentation. Hard to remove as it will either come back or cannot be fully removed
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Holy shit i looked up your features and this came up!
 

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