Would you sell your soul to Satan to get laid

[ServusLuciferi]

You get one romantic date and erotic sex with a hot chick. You meet up, do something fun - maybe go to a bar or go on a hike, maybe go bowling - you get home to watch some flicks, and then you fuck romantically like rabbits, all the fiery passion and repressed emotion of your heart pours into her like leaking boiling water, and you just want to give yourself to her, as if she were love herself, and you feel like a man who has changed psychologically for good.


But then you have to burn for eternity and do everything Satan says.

Would you do it?

 

[trying to ascend]

No

 

[Incelius Savage]

No because i havent tried to get laid yet.

 

[lemon21]

If i could get the chad treatment for lets say a month, i would

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

No, life isn’t this and it’s not worth it

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

kebap + aryan yoghurt ?

What’s aryan yogurt

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Since it wasn't consensual because satan tricked her it wouldn't be the real thing.Not worth it,just hire an escort for a gf experience.

 

[Deleted member 41988]

nope

 

[deity]

Absoloutely

 

[lemon21]

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chad's yogurt

 

[happiless]

well no if christ cuck shit were real and I'd have proof of it

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Would you do it?

NO

 

[ServusLuciferi]

fuck you whore of illuminati!!!!! He is just fucking minion of satan here we pray our Lord Isus Christus you filthy creature. Come at me with your hordes of demons and I will send all of you back to hell whores!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell is within you my friend, don’t you already see it? Don’t you see the agony of your life and see that you are in hell? The Kingdom of God is within you - so is the Kingdom of Satan.

 

[ServusLuciferi]

Since it wasn't consensual because satan tricked her it wouldn't be the real thing.Not worth it,just hire an escort for a gf experience.

But that costs money, ridiculous money mind you.

 

[ServusLuciferi]

do not deal with these whores just buy ak47 (in cs;go) and rape all these whores (in video game)

Jesus would not approve of raping whores.

Maybe if there’s consent and she was into that.

 

[ServusLuciferi]

fuck off away from me kiddie fiddler try your tricks on some little bastards

You’re mistaking me with some Catholic priests

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Assuming he's even real, then no
Getting brutally tortured for all eternity isn't worth it for some one nighter pity fuck

 

[Apathetic]

I mean why not just rape a chick

 

[Ehwhatever]

Of course. If hell is real I'm going there anyways

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

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That’s ayran you fucking idiot

 

[ServusLuciferi]

GEH IN DECKUNG VOR DEM RASENGAN YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!! COME AT ME SNAKE CUMBAG!!!!!!!!!! I WILL BLOW MYSELF UP AND TAKE ALL OF YOU FUCKING FILTHY CREATURES BACK TO FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!! (IN VIDEO GAME)

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ROUJGwF-uNQ

 

[CrackingYs]

Only beautiful, popular people are allowed into heaven anyways. If you think a God who makes us endure life on Earth alone and depressed but then suddenly let us into a heaven thats full of beautiful women who want to have sex with us... then you're fooling yourself. This is the problem with religion in the first place, the idea that God will reward those who suffer is fundamentally incorrect.

 

[ServusLuciferi]

I mean why not just rape a chick

Because you have to be socially skilled enough to navigate friend groups, get her drunk, high or roofie her and then take her back to your place for your free toy.

[UWSL]But considering you can’t get laid normally through friend groups odds are you can’t rape her.[/UWSL]

The “alley rape” thing doesn’t work.


No casual reader, I’m not advocating doing anything of the above - I don’t want sex, I want a woman to desire me and me to give my love to her (“Simp”, I don’t give a fuck) - so I see no benefit to hurting a woman with nothing in return besides moisture on my cock.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

But that costs money, ridiculous money mind you.

Instead of surgery its better to invest in 10 escorts.

 

[ServusLuciferi]

Only beautiful, popular people are allowed into heaven anyways. If you think a God who makes us endure life on Earth alone and depressed but then suddenly let us into a heaven thats full of beautiful women who want to have sex with us... then you're fooling yourself. This is the problem with religion in the first place, the idea that God will reward those who suffer is fundamentally incorrect.

You’re teatering on the great truth - where you are spiritually here is where you’ll end up in the future, and where you are now is where you were before.

 

[crvkek]

polt twist. you already in hell and your soul is unsellable cuz it already belong to him

 

[ServusLuciferi]

polt twist. you already in hell and your soul is unsellable cuz it already belong to him

Sort of accurate

 

[Transcended Trucel]

fuck you whore of illuminati!!!!! He is just fucking minion of satan here we pray our Lord Isus Christus you filthy creature. Come at me with your hordes of demons and I will send all of you back to hell whores!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[i_want_emo_gf]

Just satanmaxx bro


View: https://youtu.be/g1GRI-oVFbg


But in all seriousness, I don’t think getting material things would be worth burning in hell for all eternity. But I doubt satan would be the type of person described by christians if he actually existed, and I doubt he would be trying to torture us in hell like people say. If you actually read the bible you would know that satan seems like a pretty chill guy. It seems like god was just talking shit about satan cuz satan called god out on being an arrogant twat. If anything it seems like god is actually the evil one who wants to send us to hell for not bowing down and worshipping his ass

 

[Antisocialloner]

You've been fooled along with billions of others. There's no god or Satan

 

[Words2_live_bye]

One time is not enough of a reward for being incel my whole life

 

[nazianime]

all the fiery passion and repressed emotion of your heart pours into her like leaking boiling water, and you just want to give yourself to her, as if she were love herself, and you feel like a man who has changed psychologically for good.

This all sounds like bullshit tbh. It takes time to adjust to each other.

Also what kind of retard would fuck himself over for one night? other then normalfags

 

[Oroborus]

Oreomaxx

 

[blackpillscience]

No but I would sell my soul to be a giga chad/actor

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

No