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Discussion Would you sell your soul to be born again as a Chad like this

Would you?


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Retardinator

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So you get the chance of being reborn after you die after your current life. You will be born in an upper middle class family as a healthy, 6'2 tall, big dicked Chad with this face:
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You will also have all your memories from your previous life. You'll remember everything.

The crux of the matter is that you sold your soul, and after your life as Chad you will land in hell.
 
I'm going to hell anyway, especially considering i'm probably going to neck myself.
Yes.
 
No because I’m already Adolf Hitler and that is better than being a giga Chad
 
So fuck around and be chad for 30-40 years (because chads grow old too) roasting in hell forever seems like a pretty bad deal to me
 
Yes bc hell doesn't exist
 
nah, ill just suffermaxx the less than 80 years of pain to have an eternity of anime wives in heaven, Chico. :smonk:






never began
over for me on earth
 
In any event, we are not punished for our sins, but by them.
 
I'm already in hell and I'll go to actual hell when I die if Christcucks are right, so I might as well.

But if I'm not going to hell, then I'm not taking the offer. I don't even want to have anything to do with foids given how vile they can be and how sex is a zero-sum game - at best, I'd want to lead them on just to mess with them and send them a heartfelt message from my previous (current) self.
 
his eye area is photoshopped asf
 
The land in hell part ruins it.
 
im going to hell anyways so yes
 
I'd rather die a virgin than be a chad tbh
 
Hell doesn't exist but supposing it does I'd still accept the offer since I'm going to hell anyways if any religion with the concept of hell in it is true
 
No, bc eternity in hell is a given here
 
nah i'll pass on this
 
No, because foids will still be insufferable.
 
No thank you. I'm not selling my soul just to get stinky roast beef flaps.
 
Gay Chad worship thread. Voted no just to spite faggot op
 
nah, ill just suffermaxx the less than 80 years of pain to have an eternity of anime wives in heaven, Chico. :smonk:






never began
over for me on earth
 
Is that an AI generated picture?
 
id rather stay inkwell so i can have the chance to get to heaven
 
I look like that already
 
Satan is my homie
 
Sell my soul then churchmaxx so that Jesus Christ will save me
 
So fuck around and be chad for 30-40 years (because chads grow old too) roasting in hell forever seems like a pretty bad deal to me
 
No, temporary gains are not worth an eternal damnation and suffering. I'd rather suffer for years than millenia.
 

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