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^ thought it was implied above
Yeah that's what I meant.
I would run towards her, grope her a bit then let her drown.
She stands at 5'6 130 pounds
Carrying 130 pounds for 10 meters (less than 33ft) and in exchange I get a cake slightly smaller than a car made for me?
Can it be made with protein powder so it's a healthy cake?
Sure, it can be any flavor, ingredients, or style
Fruit cake, salad cake, ice cream cake, cake cake, even a cake that has a smaller cake inside of it.
It occurs to me that carrying 130lb human could be harder than carrying barbell as there's no obvious place to grip
anyway are we actually guaranteed to get back to shore and I get cake?
if we don't get rescued in time and freeze to death then I don't get cake?
so really I am doing effort for CHANCE of cake ?
I was seeing this thread more of a contractual agreement. Basically what is written are the only conditions and anything else is fair game. But if she indeed won’t bake the cake if I rape her then I will still rape her regardless. I can simply buy a cake on the way home
Id want a different kind of cake from her 
You are guaranteed to live If you manage to get her back to the life boat.
You're doing the effort for the best tasting cake you've ever had in your life.
I really just mad this thread to gage how many people would do it honestly.
As an added bonus the cake raises your SMV by 1
Brutally based
depends on how much I need to work inroder to save her
All you need to do is run 10 meters then carry her for another 10 meters in time to the life boat.
If you save her, you get the best tasting cake in your entire life and your SMV raises by 1
Absolutely not. Money or sex as payment only.
no thanks then
It occurs to me that carrying 130lb human could be harder than carrying barbell as there's no obvious place to grip
Not really tbh. I've carried heavier for longer distances.
But I understand this might be a limitation for a human.
how will an cake raise my SMV though
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i voted no but only because i'm not physically capable of lifting another human being unless they are a small child
one time at school a girl tripped and sprained her ankle. she asked me to carry her to her desk. i said i can't. she looked at me with fire in her eyes because she took the "i can't" as "i'm not going to carry you, you fucking slut bitch" but what I meant was "i physically can't carry you"
when i explained my situation, after her yelling at me, she then commented if i was saying she was fat. I was probably 145 pounds at the time. she was probably 160 just slightly heavier than me but i would say most men can still carry a girl slightly over their own weight. i just couldn't.
and don't think it's because i was a weak bitch in high school. i've just always been a weak bitch. in elementary school this girl fell when we were doing our laps and skinned her knee and started crying. the coach told me to take her to the nurse's office. i lifted her up and put her arm around my shoulder so i could prop her up but it was very hard to balance with all her weight on me. so we were going so slow and limping. my coach yelled from across the field, "PUMKIN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? GET SERIOUS" because I think she thought I wasn't being serious. In the end we were moving so slow she got the athletic Chad to replace me and he got to take her instead. She even smiled when she put her arms around him. I remember him asking her, "Are you okay?" and she said, "It hurts but it's a little better" (better because Chad was ther)before they walked away to the Nurses office and he made it look like a piece of cake. I remember I excused myself to the bathroom and cried because she called me bad names and I was so upset with myself that I finally got to touch a girl and she didn't want anything to do with me
one time at school a girl tripped and sprained her ankle. she asked me to carry her to her desk. i said i can't. she looked at me with fire in her eyes because she took the "i can't" as "i'm not going to carry you, you fucking slut bitch" but what I meant was "i physically can't carry you"
when i explained my situation, after her yelling at me, she then commented if i was saying she was fat. I was probably 145 pounds at the time. she was probably 160 just slightly heavier than me but i would say most men can still carry a girl slightly over their own weight. i just couldn't.
and don't think it's because i was a weak bitch in high school. i've just always been a weak bitch. in elementary school this girl fell when we were doing our laps and skinned her knee and started crying. the coach told me to take her to the nurse's office. i lifted her up and put her arm around my shoulder so i could prop her up but it was very hard to balance with all her weight on me. so we were going so slow and limping. my coach yelled from across the field, "PUMKIN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? GET SERIOUS" because I think she thought I wasn't being serious. In the end we were moving so slow she got the athletic Chad to replace me and he got to take her instead. She even smiled when she put her arms around him. I remember him asking her, "Are you okay?" and she said, "It hurts but it's a little better" (better because Chad was ther)
before they walked away to the Nurses office and he made it look like a piece of cake. I remember I excused myself to the bathroom and cried because she called me bad names and I was so upset with myself that I finally got to touch a girl and she didn't want anything to do with me
Im telling that the cake will increase your smv by 1
Do you really want me to break down the science as to how it would?
by which bodypart did you grip the humans you carried
also are we allowed to drag instead of completely carry?
Even if you did i probably would understandDo you really want me to break down the science as to how it would?
It wasnt mentioned in the post bro,
but I guess I would if it really turned me from 3/10 to a 4/10
I had her climb on my back and then I walked on my knuckles since I'm way faster that way.
You're allowed to drag her. As long as she makes it alive and in one piece to the boat
Butterfingers ice cream cake sounds so good rn.
She will buy me surgery? If that's the case I'll save her.
My bad. I recently added it because I realized just a cake was worthless lmao
The cake will have magical properties that will increase your smv.
Mmm
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Nope, save myself, get comfortable and watch her drown from afar.
if it increases my smv by 1 point, then yes.
but if not, fuck a cake, i dont want to save her. foids treated me like dirt my whole life, even if i tried to be respectful and friendly.
Unfortunately, this is me when i am thinking rationally. if i was really in the situation it would be hard and i may try and save her to try and feel good about myself, but immediately regret it when she starts talking about chad on the life raft
but if not, fuck a cake, i dont want to save her. foids treated me like dirt my whole life, even if i tried to be respectful and friendly.
Unfortunately, this is me when i am thinking rationally. if i was really in the situation it would be hard and i may try and save her to try and feel good about myself, but immediately regret it when she starts talking about chad on the life raft
She doesn't have a boyfriend or husband, but still won't entertain the idea of dating you after you save her (so all women basically)
The cake will indeed increase your smv by one.
And it'll be the best tasting cake you've ever had
ok then yes, definitely.
i am only scared that i am too weak to carry her, because you listed her as 5’6 130 lbs which is exactly me, but female
Can you rape her after she bakes the cake though?
Of course. You can do whatever you'd like to her
Absolutely brutal
Yes, not only do I get cake, but I get 1 + smv
yes， I will embrace her in my arms to get to the boat
@AllanKing i am chink
> don’t save it
> get cake of my own
> don’t feel bad because she was probably exaggerating her cake making abilities to be saved
> get cake of my own
> don’t feel bad because she was probably exaggerating her cake making abilities to be saved
would fuck the cake
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i'd do ot for an increase in my smv. i don't want a cake.
only women can save themselves. Who am I, as a patriarchal male savior to lend a hand?? I would hate to take away from their own responsibility to NOT BE ENTITLED TO HELP
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after careful consideration, it seems it would only be ethical to let her die, saving her from years of trauma/PTSD. Also, you’d have to be a self centered bitch to not fall in love with someone who saved you from dying.
Honestly, baking me a cake will be good enough as a token of gratitude. At least it won’t be for naught. Most would probably not offer anything at all, unless they’re that or a special kind of woman.
I could sure go for some strawberry tortecake. The kind you’d find at a grocery store... but the quality is just right...
YES...
I could sure go for some strawberry tortecake. The kind you’d find at a grocery store... but the quality is just right...
YES...
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can i rape her?
I would save her
She won't let me fuck her, doesn't mean I still wont fuck her
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