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Serious Would you save a woman

Would you save a woman if she bakes you a cake afterwards?

  • Free cake? Fuck yeah, I'll do it.

  • Lmao? What the fuck? No

  • I like cake

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Say you and a woman were the last two to flee the titanic. There's one more life boat, and it has room for two, but she's wounded her leg and will only make it in time if you run back to pick her up and save her.

If you save her she will not fuck you, or even entertain the idea of a relationship with you, however she will bake you a cake.

It will be the best cake you ever tasted and can be any flavor you want.

Basically the mario formula.

Would you do it?
 
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how big is the cake and how far do i take her
 
FamilyGuy1999 said:
how big is the cake and how far do i take her
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The cake is as big as you want it to be. (Obviously not as big as a car or anything)

The distance to the life boat is 10 meters. So you'd need to run back 10 meters then carry her 10 meters.
 
I would save her and then imprison her so to get infinite cakes
 
No, because I already have cake
 
ThoughtfulCel said:
Fair argument, but it's taste would pale in comparison to the cake you'd recieve if you saved her
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Nah, my cake is nice.

I would just ignore the foid, I don't want to be involved in anything. Her life, her problems
 
She won't let me fuck her, doesn't mean I still wont fuck her :feelshaha:
 
get_even said:
She won't let me fuck her, doesn't mean I still wont fuck her :feelshaha:
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LMAOOOO

Entire squad
 
They're not entitled to anything.
 
Would she save me? i don't think so
 
Step 1 start masturbating
Step 2 run towards her
Step 3 ejaculate onto her
Step 4 run back to the boat, get on it and dab :dab:

The fuck is this retarded hypothetical question? :feelskek:
 
I would not be able to save her. I'm too fat. I could eat the cake. If she is inside the cake I could save her.
 
FlyFace said:
Step 1 start masturbating
Step 2 run towards her
Step 3 ejaculate onto her
Step 4 run back to the boat, get on it and dab :dab:

The fuck is this retarded hypothetical question? :feelskek:
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What? Nigga do you nut in seconds? Cause if you don't, by the time you're done beating off, both you and her will be on the ocean floor.

1620402697137
 
I could just rape her when I bring her on the lifeboat. By the condition you stated, she will bake me a cake if I save her. Nothing was ever said about what I will do after I save her.
 
Not under any conditions would I save her. Even if she fucked me for all eternity. I. Hate. Women.:blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
 
I'm not saving some bitch and risking my life for something I can buy at fucking Dairy Queen.
 
Maybe if she made me a cake every year for my birthday I'd do it.
 
At this point in my life I'm done doing any personal favors for women, nothing good ever comes out of it and all they do is use and abuse you. I'm all out of giving a fuck concerning foids. Fuck them and fuck their cake too, I'll make my own damn cake!
 
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You can only eat a cake once. You can have sex for the rest of your life.
 
What kind of world do we live in if a bitch makes you a cake and doesn't give you a blowjob afterwards? I don't want to live in such a world.
 
MarquisDeSade said:
What kind of world do we live in if a bitch makes you a cake and doesn't give you a blowjob afterwards? I don't want to live in such a world.
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This has been going on for the past century :feelshaha:
 
I’m on a diet
 
Fuck that cake! I would kick her in the water and sing „My Heart will go on“
 
FlyFace said:
Step 1 start masturbating
Step 2 run towards her
Step 3 ejaculate onto her
Step 4 run back to the boat, get on it and dab :dab:

The fuck is this retarded hypothetical question? :feelskek:
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:feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:

your face after getting in the boat
:feelsaww:


just two fucking words

FUCK


YEAH

DAB

:dab::dab:
 
I'm craving a cake rn, so yes I would
 
I’m a fat fuck so yes. I also don’t want to fornicate with some whore so that’s not an option anyway.
 
Nope not in any capacity or scenario.
 
I meant to vote no but it won't let me change vote :feelsbadman:
Anyway No. I would not risk my life saving a useless thankless cunt who literally wouldn't even do the same for me.
 
hell no

its fuck me or go to hell
 
No, of course, I wouldn't. Besides, I hate them.
 
JosefMengelecel said:
By the condition you stated, she will bake me a cake if I save her. Nothing was ever said about what I will do after I save her.
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You would have to physically force her to make a cake afterward if you did that though tbh
 
your personality said:
You would have to physically force her to make a cake afterward if you did that though tbh
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Technically the condition was safe her -> she makes you a cake. Nothing mentioned she would change her mind if you did something else after saving her
 
JosefMengelecel said:
Technically the condition was safe her -> she makes you a cake. Nothing mentioned she would change her mind if you did something else after saving her
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Ik but she could still refuse if you did something like that. Meaning then verbally there would be no way to make her bake you a cake. The agreement was: you save her, but don't try to make any moves on her and then she'll bake you a cake.
If that intermediate step of not making any moves on her is violated then she has implied that she will not bake you a cake even if you had saved her.
 
your personality said:
Ik but she could still refuse if you did something like that. Meaning then verbally there would be no way to make her bake you a cake. The agreement was: you save her, but don't try to make any moves on her and then she'll bake you a cake.
If that intermediate step of not making any moves on her is violated then she has implied that she will not bake you a cake even if you had saved her.
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Where in the question did it say not to do anything after you save her?
 
ThoughtfulCel said:
The cake is as big as you want it to be. (Obviously not as big as a car or anything)

The distance to the life boat is 10 meters. So you'd need to run back 10 meters then carry her 10 meters.
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How much does she weigh?
 
JosefMengelecel said:
Where in the question did it say not to do anything after you save her?
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your personality said:
Ik but she could still refuse if you did something like that. Meaning then verbally there would be no way to make her bake you a cake. The agreement was: you save her, but don't try to make any moves on her and then she'll bake you a cake.
If that intermediate step of not making any moves on her is violated then she has implied that she will not bake you a cake even if you had saved her.
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You can make moves on her. I only mentioned that she won't fuck or consider you as a partner.

Once you've saved her, she will bake the cake. But obviously if you try and rape her before she does I don't think she will
 
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