Serious Would you save a woman

[ThoughtfulCel]

Say you and a woman were the last two to flee the titanic. There's one more life boat, and it has room for two, but she's wounded her leg and will only make it in time if you run back to pick her up and save her.

If you save her she will not fuck you, or even entertain the idea of a relationship with you, however she will bake you a cake.

It will be the best cake you ever tasted and can be any flavor you want.

Basically the mario formula.

Would you do it?

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

how big is the cake and how far do i take her

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

how big is the cake and how far do i take her

The cake is as big as you want it to be. (Obviously not as big as a car or anything)

The distance to the life boat is 10 meters. So you'd need to run back 10 meters then carry her 10 meters.

 

[Deleted member 21230]

I would save her and then imprison her so to get infinite cakes

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I would save her and then imprison her so to get infinite cakes

God dammit there's always a loophole. You win

 

[trying to ascend]

No, because I already have cake

 

[Speedloader]

No, because I already have cake

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

No, because I already have cake

Fair argument, but it's taste would pale in comparison to the cake you'd recieve if you saved her

 

[trying to ascend]

Fair argument, but it's taste would pale in comparison to the cake you'd recieve if you saved her

Nah, my cake is nice.

I would just ignore the foid, I don't want to be involved in anything. Her life, her problems

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Nah, my cake is nice.

I would just ignore the foid, I don't want to be involved in anything. Her life, her problems

Based

 

[Deleted member 20195]

She won't let me fuck her, doesn't mean I still wont fuck her

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

She won't let me fuck her, doesn't mean I still wont fuck her

LMAOOOO

 

[Bearman]

Save her from what?

 

[autisticghost]

They're not entitled to anything.

 

[Deleted member 21821]

Would she save me? i don't think so

 

[FlyFace]

Step 1 start masturbating
Step 2 run towards her
Step 3 ejaculate onto her
Step 4 run back to the boat, get on it and dab

The fuck is this retarded hypothetical question?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Save her from what?

 

[Bearman]

I would not be able to save her. I'm too fat. I could eat the cake. If she is inside the cake I could save her.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Step 1 start masturbating
Step 2 run towards her
Step 3 ejaculate onto her
Step 4 run back to the boat, get on it and dab

The fuck is this retarded hypothetical question?

What? Nigga do you nut in seconds? Cause if you don't, by the time you're done beating off, both you and her will be on the ocean floor.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

I could just rape her when I bring her on the lifeboat. By the condition you stated, she will bake me a cake if I save her. Nothing was ever said about what I will do after I save her.

 

[BITG]

Not under any conditions would I save her. Even if she fucked me for all eternity. I. Hate. Women.

 

[FlyFace]

Say you and a woman were the last two to flee the titanic.

Figrews love talking about the Titanic.. it is one of the most misandrist events in history.

 

[MentalChaos]

I'm not saving some bitch and risking my life for something I can buy at fucking Dairy Queen.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I'm not saving some bitch and risking my life for something I can buy at fucking Dairy Queen.

Based honestly

 

[TINMAN]

Maybe if she made me a cake every year for my birthday I'd do it.

 

[MarquisDeSade]

At this point in my life I'm done doing any personal favors for women, nothing good ever comes out of it and all they do is use and abuse you. I'm all out of giving a fuck concerning foids. Fuck them and fuck their cake too, I'll make my own damn cake!

 

[SlutLiberationFront]

You can only eat a cake once. You can have sex for the rest of your life.

 

[MarquisDeSade]

What kind of world do we live in if a bitch makes you a cake and doesn't give you a blowjob afterwards? I don't want to live in such a world.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

What kind of world do we live in if a bitch makes you a cake and doesn't give you a blowjob afterwards? I don't want to live in such a world.

This has been going on for the past century

 

[Animecel2D]

I’m on a diet

 

[MarquisDeSade]

This has been going on for the past century

It's fucking over for baked goods and pastrie-cels everywhere, brutal man.

 

[SoloAlex]

Fuck that cake! I would kick her in the water and sing „My Heart will go on“

 

[Deleted member 22237]

Step 1 start masturbating
Step 2 run towards her
Step 3 ejaculate onto her
Step 4 run back to the boat, get on it and dab

The fuck is this retarded hypothetical question?

your face after getting in the boat



just two fucking words

FUCK


YEAH

DAB

 

[MarquisDeSade]

Fuck that cake! I would kick her in the water and sing „My Heart will go on“

I can respect this, based.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mNsm2P0l_7Y

 

[Caesercel]

She won't let me fuck her, doesn't mean I still wont fuck her

2based4fbi

 

[Deleted member 33826]

I'm craving a cake rn, so yes I would

 

[Pikacel]

I’m a fat fuck so yes. I also don’t want to fornicate with some whore so that’s not an option anyway.

 

[Loner94]

Nope not in any capacity or scenario.

 

[Sheepcel]

I meant to vote no but it won't let me change vote
Anyway No. I would not risk my life saving a useless thankless cunt who literally wouldn't even do the same for me.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I meant to vote no but it won't let me change vote
Anyway No. I would not risk my life saving a useless thankless cunt who literally wouldn't even do the same for me.

Based

Nope not in any capacity or scenario.

Also based

I'm craving a cake rn, so yes I would

What kind of cake?

 

[Deleted member 33826]

Based


Also based


What kind of cake?

Ice Cream cake, like the one you get from Dairy Queen. Vanilla cake would also be nice

 

[Izayacel]

hell no

its fuck me or go to hell

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Would she save me? i don't think so

They're not entitled to anything.

I’m on a diet

 

[I want to believe]

No, of course, I wouldn't. Besides, I hate them.

 

[your personality]

By the condition you stated, she will bake me a cake if I save her. Nothing was ever said about what I will do after I save her.

You would have to physically force her to make a cake afterward if you did that though tbh

 

[Deleted member 27159]

You would have to physically force her to make a cake afterward if you did that though tbh

Technically the condition was safe her -> she makes you a cake. Nothing mentioned she would change her mind if you did something else after saving her

 

[your personality]

Technically the condition was safe her -> she makes you a cake. Nothing mentioned she would change her mind if you did something else after saving her

Ik but she could still refuse if you did something like that. Meaning then verbally there would be no way to make her bake you a cake. The agreement was: you save her, but don't try to make any moves on her and then she'll bake you a cake.
If that intermediate step of not making any moves on her is violated then she has implied that she will not bake you a cake even if you had saved her.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

Ik but she could still refuse if you did something like that. Meaning then verbally there would be no way to make her bake you a cake. The agreement was: you save her, but don't try to make any moves on her and then she'll bake you a cake.
If that intermediate step of not making any moves on her is violated then she has implied that she will not bake you a cake even if you had saved her.

Where in the question did it say not to do anything after you save her?

 

[Sheogorath]

The cake is as big as you want it to be. (Obviously not as big as a car or anything)

The distance to the life boat is 10 meters. So you'd need to run back 10 meters then carry her 10 meters.

How much does she weigh?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Where in the question did it say not to do anything after you save her?

Ik but she could still refuse if you did something like that. Meaning then verbally there would be no way to make her bake you a cake. The agreement was: you save her, but don't try to make any moves on her and then she'll bake you a cake.
If that intermediate step of not making any moves on her is violated then she has implied that she will not bake you a cake even if you had saved her.

You can make moves on her. I only mentioned that she won't fuck or consider you as a partner.

Once you've saved her, she will bake the cake. But obviously if you try and rape her before she does I don't think she will