NSFW would you sacrifice two feet in height and be a permanent midget if shortstack Midna guaranteed in exchange you could fuck her whenever you wanted?

[Deleted member 33560]

If you're not in the mood to fuck her she'll turn you into a wolf and fuck you as a wolf, she doesn't respect consent bro, is that loyalty?

how do you know he doesn't get any?

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Bad Zelda / Bad Majora comics by Passage are basically how I imagined it worked behind the scenes

I’ll gladly fuck her with my big ass wolf dick

 

[Katashi]

bruh

 

[IncelCream]

 

[Mogged Loner]

Never played or cared about twilight princess tbh

 

[Sheogorath]

Never played or cared about twilight princess tbh

what LOZ have you tried if any?

 

[Mogged Loner]

what LOZ have you tried if any?

I own botw

 

[Autismus Maximus]

Probably, yes.

 

[Incline]

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you don't have to be into little girls because she will be the same size as you, it's all relative

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No she looks like a man would not fuck ded srs

 

[Sheogorath]

Midna looks like a man

I'd be interested in seeing you elaborate on how you distinguish male from female

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

If magic existed why wouldn't I harness it for myself.

 

[Incline]

I'd be interested in seeing you elaborate on how you distinguish male from female

Doesn't have many female facial features but if she was on my dick waking me up I would not throw her off ngl

 

[Sheogorath]

Doesn't have many female facial features

What would you consider to be female facial features?

Does she have any facial features you consider male? What are they?

but if she was on my dick waking me up I would not throw her off ngl

a glimpse of sanity

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

@Diocel @Idotms @Diocel Alt would you

im not attracted to prepubescent looking foids

 

[Sheogorath]

no

all these guys too straight to fuck Midna would probably get tricked by a dozen trannies
don't even respect true femininity

 

[Idotms]

@Diocel @Idotms @Diocel Alt would you

no

 

[Sheogorath]

I'm a faggot

It's okay we can rehab you with Midna's pussy

 

[Deleted member 20064]

No, i no longer find her attractive, probably because i ended Zelda Twilight Princess years ago and lost the affect.


(I remember fapping to the flash animation years ago, tho)

 

[Deleted member 29529]

Worst deal ever

 

[Sheogorath]

No, i no longer find her attractive, probably because i ended Zelda Twilight Princess years ago and lost the affect.

(I remember fapping to the flash animation years ago, tho)

the effect is permanent

face it she is /ourgirl/

 

[Deleted member 17749]

Hell no

 

[tehgymcel420]

I own a Midna amiibo and I've never thought about it sexually.

 

[Deleted member 20064]

the effect is permanent

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face it she is /ourgirl/

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I prefer the fishing girl

 

[Sheogorath]

I own a Midna amiibo and I've never thought about it sexually.

give it to me I'll put her to use

is it this? https://www.nintendo.com/en_CA/amiibo/detail/wolf-link-amiibo/

been thinking of getting a switch and some games for it

 

[tehgymcel420]

give it to me I'll put her to use

is it this? https://www.nintendo.com/en_CA/amiibo/detail/wolf-link-amiibo/

been thinking of getting a switch and some games for it

Ya, I've got that one, is it worth anything?

 

[Sheogorath]

Ya, I've got that one, is it worth anything?

I don't know the market, apparently gives aesthetic bneefits in some games