Would you rather...?

[Nordicel94]

1. Have the best singing voice in the world (better than Michael Jackson) but look like you do now.

2. Be 6'7 with 10 million in the bank but an average face.

3. Be a 9/10 facewise, 5'9, but considered the best comedian in the world.

4. Be the most talented writer in the world, surpassing Tolstoy and Hemingway but being 5'6 and having schizophrenia.

5. Being the world's most famous movie director but having a 3 inch penis and a coke addiction.

6. Being a tech billionaire who's 6'2 but had his genitals mutilated in a tragic logging accident (still work but they're unsightly and shrunken).

7. Considered to be the best painter the world has ever seen (Da Vinci, Van Gogh-level) but you're 5'0 and you are only attracted to women over 6'2.

8. Be an autocratic dictator over an Asian country, but you have Dwarfism and a 1 inch dick.

9. A 10/10 facially, 6'5 but homeless and addicted to quaaludes.

10. You're a wallstreet banker. You're a 9/10, 6'2, with a flawless skin routine. You're a VP at your company but you have schizoid delusions and you can't get into a certain restaurant no matter what you do.

I vomited this list up because it's Sunday night and I have nothing else to do.

Motivate your answer.

 

[Incelius Savage]

3.

 

[trying to ascend]

3.

 

[Nordicel94]

Motivate your choices.

 

[Incline]

1. Have the best singing voice in the world (better than Michael Jackson) but look like you do now.

2. Be 6'7 with 10 million in the bank but an average face.

3. Be a 9/10 facewise, 5'9, but considered the best comedian in the world.

4. Be the most talented writer in the world, surpassing Tolstoy and Hemingway but being 5'6 and having schizophrenia.

5. Being the world's most famous movie director but having a 3 inch penis and a coke addiction.

6. Being a tech billionaire who's 6'2 but had his genitals mutilated in a tragic logging accident (still work but they're unsightly and shrunken).

7. Considered to be the best painter the world has ever seen (Da Vinci, Van Gogh-level) but you're 5'0 and you are only attracted to women over 6'2.

8. Be an autocratic dictator over an Asian country, but you have Dwarfism and a 1 inch dick.

9. A 10/10 facially, 6'5 but homeless and addicted to quaaludes.

I vomited this list up because it's Sunday night and I have nothing else to do.

Either option 9 or 2 or 3.

9 - You are homeless but thanks to your giga face it wouldn't be long till you became a model and a millionaire you would only have to deal with your addiction first.

2 - is the best all-rounder.

3. I don't see any downside? I think this one is probably the best one.

 

[Ehwhatever]

3. Pretty easy all around.

 

[Magicmirror]

2 already had me sold with the height (im 5'3 niggacel) but 10 million in the bank? I'd NEVER have to work a day in my life and could spend the rest of my days heightmogging and living high standard life while occasionally travvelling and eating good food everyday and shit godddamn

 

[Ellsworth]

I guess 2 would be my preference.

 

[Doctor Eggman]

1. Have the best singing voice in the world (better than Michael Jackson) but look like you do now.

2. Be 6'7 with 10 million in the bank but an average face.

3. Be a 9/10 facewise, 5'9, but considered the best comedian in the world.

4. Be the most talented writer in the world, surpassing Tolstoy and Hemingway but being 5'6 and having schizophrenia.

5. Being the world's most famous movie director but having a 3 inch penis and a coke addiction.

6. Being a tech billionaire who's 6'2 but had his genitals mutilated in a tragic logging accident (still work but they're unsightly and shrunken).

7. Considered to be the best painter the world has ever seen (Da Vinci, Van Gogh-level) but you're 5'0 and you are only attracted to women over 6'2.

8. Be an autocratic dictator over an Asian country, but you have Dwarfism and a 1 inch dick.

9. A 10/10 facially, 6'5 but homeless and addicted to quaaludes.

10. You're a wallstreet banker. You're a 9/10, 6'2, with a flawless skin routine. You're a VP at your company but you have schizoid delusions and you can't get into a certain restaurant no matter what you do.

I vomited this list up because it's Sunday night and I have nothing else to do.

Motivate your answer.

6

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

2