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Would you rather:

Would you rather:

  • Become a betabux

    Votes: 1 2.8%
  • Have a weekly threesome with Chad and Tyrone

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Get a job where you're paid to execute roasties with a chainsaw (8 hours a day w/ only Sunday off)

    Votes: 23 63.9%
  • Grow a second penis

    Votes: 7 19.4%
  • Suicide after shooting up a synagogue

    Votes: 5 13.9%

  • Total voters
    36
Depends how much you get paid for that "job"
If it's nothing big then I really wonder what a 2nd dick would feel like..
 
''Get a job where you're paid to execute roasties with a chainsaw (8 hours a day w/ only Sunday off)''

How much money the hour?
 
JFL at the second option. Anyone who picks that is a flaming faggot.

Also:
"Get a job where you're paid to execute roasties with a chainsaw (8 hours a day w/ only Sunday off)"


I'd do that for free. The payment is just a bonus tbh
 
Get a job where you're paid to execute roasties with a chainsaw (8 hours a day w/ only Sunday off)

wait,you guys are geting paid ?
 
Get a job where you're paid to execute roasties with a chainsaw (8 hours a day w/ only Sunday off)

wait,you guys are geting paid ?
I imagine about the same as any other law enforcement

Around $50k a year in Ameribux
 
execute roasties for sure
 
Killing (((them))) would be a pleasure for me.
 
Middle option ftw tbh.
 
Chainsaws are noisy and drown out the screaming, pass. I'll take that second penis I guess.
 
Weekly threesome tbh. Cucking and getting cucked at the same time is better than only getting cucked. I'd CHOose the third option if it wERe white knights and simps instead of roasties
 
Weekly threesome tbh. Cucking and getting cucked at the same time is better than only getting cucked. I'd CHOose the third option if it wERe white knights and simps instead of roasties
The poll just says threesome with Chad and Tyrone.
Who do you think the "foid" is in that situation?
 
The poll just says threesome with Chad and Tyrone.
Who do you think the "foid" is in that situation?
Shit I misread it. I've changed the vote so I won't be a fag. It's of course better to go Jason with chainsaw on roasties than engaging in any gay sexual activity for me
 
Become a betabux
Votes: 1


:soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:
 
Is there no option to just get rich and hog all the cash?
 
The jude need to be taught a lesson tbh
 
obviously the chainsaw job
 
Chainsaw I guess.
 
Noen of the above.

Being a betabux seems the best option but I would rather fuck my sexdoll and pay for escorts instead of being forced to be around a woman is is only with me for my money.
 
There's only one valid option.
 
I'd get the second penis and then penismaxx by pointing out I'm the only guy who can really do proper double penetration and enjoy my life as a pornstar
 
Get a job where you're paid to execute roasties with a chainsaw (8 hours a day w/ only Sunday off)


Sunday off? What the fuck this is discrimination
 
Voted growing a 2nd penis. I'm a hedonist.
 
I would go ER in a synagogue
 

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