Would you rather have sex with a disgusting land whale, or Jared Leto?

[tehgymcel420]

Either a 350 lb hairy feminist with a roastie that smells like rotting fish, or a 10/10 man.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I'd rather have sex with a beautiful mare in heat.

 

[Captvic]

land whale cause I'm not gay

 

[Red Shambhala]

He isn't 10/10 IMHO. He's too feminine, like one of these effeminate paintings of Jesus.

 

[Zielony4]

Landwhale. I would love to have any girl wanting to have sex. Impossible though.

 

[Bri8564]

Jared Lego, LOL @ anyone who says hairy feminist landwhale

 

[tehgymcel420]

land whale cause I'm not gay

Is it still gay if you're thinking about all the females his dick has been in?

 

[coldmachinery]

Paul Allen

 

[CopingGymcel]

if the landwhale looked like this and had no armpit hair (as you suggested), then the landwhale.