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Would you rather have sex with a disgusting land whale, or Jared Leto?

Who would you rather have sex with?


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tehgymcel420

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Either a 350 lb hairy feminist with a roastie that smells like rotting fish, or a 10/10 man.
 
FeminismsCancer

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I'd rather have sex with a beautiful mare in heat.
 
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land whale cause I'm not gay
 
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He isn't 10/10 IMHO. He's too feminine, like one of these effeminate paintings of Jesus.
 
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Landwhale. I would love to have any girl wanting to have sex. Impossible though.
 
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Jared Lego, LOL @ anyone who says hairy feminist landwhale
 
tehgymcel420

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Captvic said:
land whale cause I'm not gay
Is it still gay if you're thinking about all the females his dick has been in?
 
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if the landwhale looked like this and had no armpit hair (as you suggested), then the landwhale.
 

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