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Discussion Would you rather fuck a landwhale or a granny?

Who would you rather fuck?


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If you had to choose between either a morbidly obese 600 lbs woman (even if she was virgin and JB) or a very skinny and frail 70+ year old elderly woman, who would you rather have sex with?

Bummer if a woman was fat in all her fertile years, but by the time she loss all that weight she's already too old.
 
Landwhale because her body will not be as destroyed as the grannies body
 
Pener limp for either ngl.
Physically not possible.
 
Grandma

im @chudur-budur pilled
:feelsjuice:
 
Whale tbh, volcel if you wouldn't fuck either tho.
 
@Dregster666 thoughts?
:feelsjuice:
 
neither one ever. but landhog is probably easier to do than granny
 
Landwhale because the grannys pussy is worn out from getting fucked by chad.
 
Suicide with a shotgun.
 
I actually have a BBW fetish so the answer is easy for me.
 
If you had to choose between either a morbidly obese 600 lbs woman (even if she was virgin and JB) or a very skinny and frail 70+ year old elderly woman, who would you rather have sex with?

Bummer if a woman was fat in all her fertile years, but by the time she loss all that weight she's already too old.
Volcel if neither
 
lmao, seen not a long time ago porn with one old pornacteress, she was rlly hot
but ofc she wore corset
 
LANDWHALE BTW

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the options made me puke.but the land whal can sook my cook
 
600 lbs is to much. I'm going with the granny
 
Landwhale because I can use it's mouth
 
With granny maybe, if she was pretty as younger, like Susan Sarandon
 
Can the land whale lift you up and suck dick? I’m just going to keep asking this meme question every time landwhale or any women over 190+ pounds (86kg ) is mentioned
 
I'd rather masturbate and continue being a virgin.
 
If you had to choose between either a morbidly obese 600 lbs woman (even if she was virgin and JB) or a very skinny and frail 70+ year old elderly woman, who would you rather have sex with?

Bummer if a woman was fat in all her fertile years, but by the time she loss all that weight she's already too old.
I rather blow my brains out
 
if I have to pick one then I'd pick landwhale
 
Neither.

Landwhales are chad-only anyways.
 
Bumperino. Even if you wouldn't go with neither, if you had no choice and both offered you which one would be the better option?

@Words2_live_bye @Languishingrn
 
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HGHHMMEKEJEND need granny gf NOW:feelsohh:
 
I'd fuck a granny landwhale, but anyway, I voted for the landwhale option, as I'm a chubby-chaser by nature.
 

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