Discussion Would you rather fuck a landwhale or a granny?

Who would you rather fuck?


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TheDarkEnigma

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If you had to choose between either a morbidly obese 600 lbs woman (even if she was virgin and JB) or a very skinny and frail 70+ year old elderly woman, who would you rather have sex with?

Bummer if a woman was fat in all her fertile years, but by the time she loss all that weight she's already too old.
 
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Landwhale because her body will not be as destroyed as the grannies body
 
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Pener limp for either ngl.
Physically not possible.
 
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Grandma

im @chudur-budur pilled
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Whale tbh, volcel if you wouldn't fuck either tho.
 
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@Dregster666 thoughts?
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neither one ever. but landhog is probably easier to do than granny
 
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Landwhale because the grannys pussy is worn out from getting fucked by chad.
 
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Suicide with a shotgun.
 
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I actually have a BBW fetish so the answer is easy for me.
 
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If you had to choose between either a morbidly obese 600 lbs woman (even if she was virgin and JB) or a very skinny and frail 70+ year old elderly woman, who would you rather have sex with?

Bummer if a woman was fat in all her fertile years, but by the time she loss all that weight she's already too old.
Volcel if neither
 
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lmao, seen not a long time ago porn with one old pornacteress, she was rlly hot
but ofc she wore corset
 
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LANDWHALE BTW

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the options made me puke.but the land whal can sook my cook
 
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600 lbs is to much. I'm going with the granny
 
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Landwhale because I can use it's mouth
 
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With granny maybe, if she was pretty as younger, like Susan Sarandon
 
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Can the land whale lift you up and suck dick? I’m just going to keep asking this meme question every time landwhale or any women over 190+ pounds (86kg ) is mentioned
 
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I'd rather masturbate and continue being a virgin.
 
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If you had to choose between either a morbidly obese 600 lbs woman (even if she was virgin and JB) or a very skinny and frail 70+ year old elderly woman, who would you rather have sex with?

Bummer if a woman was fat in all her fertile years, but by the time she loss all that weight she's already too old.
I rather blow my brains out
 
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if I have to pick one then I'd pick landwhale
 
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Neither.

Landwhales are chad-only anyways.