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Experiment Would you rather ascend with a landwhale or a hag?

Question

  • Landwhale in her 20s or so

    Votes: 36 46.8%
  • Hag in her early 50s

    Votes: 22 28.6%
  • Remain incel

    Votes: 19 24.7%

  • Total voters
    77
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If you had the chance to ascend with: a landwhale in her 20s or so (not morbidly obese, just fat) 4/10 face.

Or a hag in her early 50s, 4/10 face, average looking body type. Which one would you choose?

How the landwhale would look like (minus the nose ring):

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How the hag would look like:

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normally i would pick hag
but the landwhale u posted here particularly doesnt look that bad
 
Hag, I despise snorlaxes
 
big tits, still sub 100 kilo
u could do a whole lot worse these days
 
Landwhale looks like she has potential though. Lock up her up, force her on a diet, and you will have a HTB.
 
Fatty has good tits.

But septum ring theory is law. So the older one it is, please.
 
The landwhale. Big juicy tits
 
She's probably a 5/10, i'm not an expert at rating but both look 4/10 to me.
LTB vs old ex-ltb with a currently creepy face, but 30 year older dry roastie
plus the fat LTB has huge tits.
this isnt a fair comparison. the fatty wins on like 4 different fronts
 
LTB vs old ex-ltb with a currently creepy face, but 30 year older dry roastie
plus the fat LTB has huge tits.
this isnt a fair comparison. the fatty wins on like 4 different fronts
Yet 4 people have voted hag so far...
 
Yet 4 people have voted hag so far...
hag fetish.

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better example of fat low tier hoe.

ok maybe not, shes skinnier but no tits. whatever i give up i dont wanna look at more fat bitches to make a point
 
The fatty because younger. Older holes are more likely to have trich parasites that crawl up your dick hole. :feelspuke:
Trichomoniasis
 
she goes to Chad
there's thousands of manipulation techniques in your arsenal to keep her with you
you can always pull the old "I'm gonna rope if you leave" trick
 
I would do the landwhale, she looks acceptable, and then I could starve her and make her lose weight
 
Definitely the MILF
 
I’ll take the pic related “landwhale” (for as long as I can) since I enjoy BBWS. Weight loss or not, she’ll still leave me for a tall HTN/Chadlite or be apart of chad’s harem after her novelty of using me runs out. All roads lead to it being over anyways, but either options are better than dying an incel.
 
Why is remain incel even a choice? If you're rejecting a woman you're a volcel.
 
Landwhale looks like she has potential though. Lock up her up, force her on a diet, and you will have a HTB.
I was about to post the same.
 
I'd rather ascend with a landwhale like the one in my pfp
 
Landwhale is better option here
 
Landwhale and put her on a treadmill
 
100% the hag if she looks like in the picture tf
Nowdays thats what chads pump n dumps
 
How can so many vote for the whale lmaoo
There must be more dudes with obesity fetish than I’ve thought, dammit no wonder those pigs are entitled
 
How can so many vote for the whale lmaoo
There must be more dudes with obesity fetish than I’ve thought, dammit no wonder those pigs are entitled
easy
whale:
pros: slightly better face, much better tits; age compatibility, nicer skin, tighter and wetter 30 years younger pussy, can bear children
cons: fat (can improve on this)

hag:
pros: is fit
cons: everything else
 
Remain incel. Stacy or death. Although I’d be fine with a HTB+ tbh
 
There's no point in ascending anyway.
 
If you had the chance to ascend with: a landwhale in her 20s or so (not morbidly obese, just fat) 4/10 face.

Or a hag in her early 50s, 4/10 face, average looking body type. Which one would you choose?

How the landwhale would look like (minus the nose ring):

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How the hag would look like:

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Hag, at least she looks particularly fit for her age tho
 
Landwhale not being morbidly obese have secured the victory here. Otherwise the choice would be a hag
 

Remain incel​

 
If that's how the landwhale looks like, then I pick her.

Depends on how fat she is and whether she'll bother to lose weight.
 
Hag, because at least she has a good body. It's easier to have sex.

Also, anyone who voted "remain incel" is volcel.
 

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