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Experiment Would you rather be prime Michael Jordan or prime Mike Tyson?

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Who would you rather be in their prime?


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Currycel
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Michael Jordan: 6'6 tallfag, plays a safe gay sport, has his own shoes
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Mike Tyson: 5'10 and jacked, intimidates everyone, competes in a dangerous sport, has his own video game
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Both are about equally statusmaxxed, prime Tyson was probably more famous.
 
Prime Tyson looks weird.

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Also I disagree. Michael Jordan was huge. Everyone else was "The Michael Jordan of X."
 
Height>hair also status mogger
 
i preffer to keep suffering my torture.
 
Both are about equally statusmaxxed, prime Tyson was probably more famous.
:lul::lul::lul:
Mike Jordan is a billionaire and Mike Tyson, bankrupt.
 
Jordan. He was my second favorite player when i was a kid.
 
Jumpman all day
 
6'6 obviously
 
Don’t also forget that Mike Tyson is also dark triadmaxxed, he has been convicted of rape.

I would choose Jordan though, I would want to be in Space Jam
 

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