ilieknothing
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I don’t think Abo Jews exist although there is a Māori Jew in Taika Waititi, so I could be wrong.
As an abo you would probably be ugly as fuck and probably quite low IQ but you get a lot of affirmative action and very generous NEETbux if you live in Chadstralia. So in Chadstralia once you finish high school you get a score between 0 and 99.95 to determine what you can get into in university. For courses like law and medicine you need a score of like 99.5, abos can get into those courses with like 60. Big companies also have special programs to employ abos. Even if you don’t get a job you get more NEETbux than anyone else.
As a Jew you would also be ugly, either you look like Michael Cera or Jonah Hill. You would probably be high IQ as well and have lots of connections in finance, politics and the media. You would also get to go to the secret Jew meetings where they decide the world order. It is surprisingly similar to being an Abo but you would be evil, abos are not evil.
As an abo you would probably be ugly as fuck and probably quite low IQ but you get a lot of affirmative action and very generous NEETbux if you live in Chadstralia. So in Chadstralia once you finish high school you get a score between 0 and 99.95 to determine what you can get into in university. For courses like law and medicine you need a score of like 99.5, abos can get into those courses with like 60. Big companies also have special programs to employ abos. Even if you don’t get a job you get more NEETbux than anyone else.
As a Jew you would also be ugly, either you look like Michael Cera or Jonah Hill. You would probably be high IQ as well and have lots of connections in finance, politics and the media. You would also get to go to the secret Jew meetings where they decide the world order. It is surprisingly similar to being an Abo but you would be evil, abos are not evil.