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Experiment Would you rather be a Jew or an Abo?

Abo or Jew?

  • Abo

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • Jew

    Votes: 11 78.6%

  • Total voters
    14
ilieknothing

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I don’t think Abo Jews exist although there is a Māori Jew in Taika Waititi, so I could be wrong.

As an abo you would probably be ugly as fuck and probably quite low IQ but you get a lot of affirmative action and very generous NEETbux if you live in Chadstralia. So in Chadstralia once you finish high school you get a score between 0 and 99.95 to determine what you can get into in university. For courses like law and medicine you need a score of like 99.5, abos can get into those courses with like 60. Big companies also have special programs to employ abos. Even if you don’t get a job you get more NEETbux than anyone else.

As a Jew you would also be ugly, either you look like Michael Cera or Jonah Hill. You would probably be high IQ as well and have lots of connections in finance, politics and the media. You would also get to go to the secret Jew meetings where they decide the world order. It is surprisingly similar to being an Abo but you would be evil, abos are not evil.
 
what would a chad abo look like?
 
Abos get dogshit treatment in Australia, are ugly and live bad lives overall.
Jew easily.
there is a Māori Jew in Taika Waititi
Because he is mixed.
 
is it worth it being a diversity pick in a uni? do they have a good time or can they even graduate?
 
is it worth it being a diversity pick in a uni? do they have a good time or can they even graduate?
I heard of an abo that went into law as a diversity pick and he failed all his courses quite badly. If you get in and work hard it would be worth it
 
Jews have strong networks. They loan each other money cash in hand. Abos are a primitive tribe, their most advanced invention is the fucking boomerang. It's not even a contest.
 
Ashkenazi Jews don't look much different from other Jewropeans
 
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