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Experiment Would you rather be a hairy alpha like Jocko Willink or a lightskinned pretty nigga like Chris Brown?

Would you rather be Jocko Willink or Chris Brown?

  • Ex Navy SEAL Lieutenant Commander Jocko Willink

    Votes: 9 42.9%
  • Light Skinned Pretty Nigga Chris Brown

    Votes: 12 57.1%

  • Total voters
    21
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Basically, each one has their negatives and benefits. If you're Jocko then you would have seen shit that most men have not and you have experienced life on the edge (war). You are the ultimate bad ass and Navy SEAL. You have extremely masculine facial features, to the point of being scary. Men from all over the US respect you and when foids hear about your popularity in the Spec Ops community they will melt because you're so alpha. Some cons are that you were a former ZOG Bot and aren't androgynous like Zyzz and some other models. If you're a pretty nigga like Chris Brown you can basically get any girl that you want because of your fame, money, dance skills, singing skills and looks. However, the cons are that you're an emaciated porch monkey who promotes degeneracy.

JOCKO
JOCKO 2
Cb
Cb 2
Jocko 3
 
Tfw I'm a hairy af non alpha
 
I feel like it would be more fun to be Chris Brown for like 2 years, but way better to be Jocko Willink for life.
 
prob jocko because I'd like to look intimidating like a real man

pretty boys aren't real men
 
If I was Chris (Beatdown) Brown I could get away with so much shit
 
Chris Brown has a limited appeal sand even that mostly comes from status. Jocko had appeal in any era and men get intimidated by him.
 
Light skin nigga cause (thug game, bbc , rich, famous)
 
Chris Brown. Lightskin > white.
But is Chris Brown even THAT attractive?
 

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