Would you like to get paid BIG MONEY to shove you're own shit up other peoples asses?

[Emba]

People are making big money selling there own shit to microbiome companies.

Is you shit worth $500?

Sell yer shit! So someone can shove it up they but! Lol. Lol. Lol.

(Lol @The @fat @Foid! Lol!)

8m

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dv-A4DhJNw


"Did you know there are companies that will pay you up to $500 per day… for your poop?! It's true!This isn’t a scam or a prank — it’s a legit opportunity backed by science. In this video, I’ll walk you through everything you need to know about how poop donation works, who qualifies, how much you can earn, and what makes you eligible for up to $180,000 a year (or even $1 million if you’re a super-donor! )"

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[fokusin]

 

[boneless goblin]

 

[fatecel]

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

$500 per day isn't bad tbh

 

[zd60]

um what really

 

[Emba]

$500 per day isn't bad tbh

Ikr?

But getting the job is the chore. Hoops and tests...

And shit

 

[SickWeakCoward]

$500 per day isn't bad tbh

I'm already shitting in a jar

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Ikr?

But getting the job is the chore. Hoops and tests...

And shit

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

I'm already shitting in a jar

 

[Emba]

I'm already shitting in a jar

Lol.

Piss bottles
Shit jars

 

[SickWeakCoward]

Shit jars

We should totally make this a trend. Imagine the newscasts:
"Breaking news worldwide: Incels are now shitting in jars! Specialists still argue about the implications, but one thing's for sure - this is a sure sign of anti-semitism, and a danger to our democracy!"

 

[Emba]

We should totally make this a trend. Imagine the newscasts:
"Breaking news worldwide: Incels are now shitting in jars! Specialists still argue about the implications, but one thing's for sure - this is a sure sign of anti-semitism, and a danger to our democracy!"

I like to dampen mine with piss at throw them at the government!

 

[Solid State]

 

[SickWeakCoward]

I like to dampen mine with piss at throw them at the government!

Good, good. Not as good as a truckfull'o'fertilizer bomb, though.

 

[Emba]

Good, good. Not as good as a truckfull'o'fertilizer bomb, though.

The piss isn't nitrated enough );

 

[Emba]

What a romantic

 

[Solid State]

I like to dampen mine with piss at throw them at the government!

Nothing shows you mean business like embracing your inner ape and throwing your own feces at people with your bare hands!

 

[SickWeakCoward]

Nothing shows you mean business like embracing your inner ape and throwing your own feces at people with your bare hands!

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0fpLHAPXrcM

 

[Emba]

Nothing shows you mean business like embracing your inner ape and throwing your own feces at people with your bare hands!

I have returned to monke

 

[Solid State]

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0fpLHAPXrcM

Truly an exemplar of our species!

 

[SickWeakCoward]

Truly an exemplar of our species!

I would say something witty, but i'm all outta shit.

 

[RandomGuy]