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Experiment Would you like to be reincarnated as a dog?

Would you take the offer?

  • Yes

    Votes: 21 70.0%
  • No

    Votes: 9 30.0%

  • Total voters
    30
tehgymcel420

tehgymcel420

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If you died now you'd be born a dog in the next life, but you don't know if you'd be a large alpha breed or a small ugly beta breed.
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every dog on this planet is superior to me, the dogpill destroyed me
 
No man
China...
 
either stay dead and rot, or get a chance at reincarnation
obviously i'll take the more interesting one
plus possibly getting some foid puss
 
No man
China...
Apparently people in Egypt like to kill dogs too. They killed this dog's puppies so they wouldn't have to compete with them when they got bigger, a female is trying to comfort the dog in this video.
 
Apparently people in Egypt like to kill dogs too. They killed this dog's puppies so they wouldn't have to compete with them when they got bigger, a female is trying to comfort the dog in this video.

every ethnic country hates dogs, calling someone a dog is a very common insult. dogs are lowly creatures

white people view dogs as their equals because they lived with them in caves, white people always throw a fit when based ricecels skin and eat them
 
every ethnic country hates dogs, calling someone a dog is a very common insult. dogs are lowly creatures

white people view dogs as their equals because they lived with them in caves, white people always throw a fit when based ricecels skin and eat them
I don't believe in Islam, but Mohammad was dogpilled, that's why he ordered the killing of dogs.
 
For those who voted "no":

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Yes bro. This one in particular.
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@Ritalincel
 
Yes, anyone who voted no is coping.
 
Rather incel than dog tbh, keep that in mind as a dog you are basically retarded and operate on instincts. You may get some sex but thats all.

Also as a large dog breed you live for like 10 years then die...not for me.

Human life is much more interesting.
 
Yes, the dogpill is unstoppable
 
Inability to mentally suffer and being likely to have consensual sex with femoids? Sign me up
 
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I'd be a pitbull bro. extreme chad
 
I'd be a big dog with a big dick and I'd want to be owned by a sorority ;)
 
bark once if yes bark twice if no
 
Why fhemorrhoids (i copied that term from another incel) like kissing dogs so much? When you kiss a girl you are literally putting your lips on dogs feces, since dogs licks their asses and balls.
 
As a violent pitbull so i can rip cucks and roasties to shreds
 
they want that
They want to put their lips on dog’s balls and ass?

Foids are insane, they are addicted to the scent of their dog’s balls, maybe they eat dog’s smegma too.

Kissing a foid means you are kissing dog’s smegma.
 
They want to put their lips on dog’s balls and ass?

Foids are insane, they are addicted to the scent of their dog’s balls, maybe they eat dog’s smegma too.

Kissing a foid means you are kissing dog’s smegma.
yes bro absolutely addicted to dog balls
 
Why fhemorrhoids (i copied that term from another incel) like kissing dogs so much? When you kiss a girl you are literally putting your lips on dogs feces, since dogs licks their asses and balls.

That's a way convoluted way to eat dog shit and dog piss.

Whores generally eat them fresh and direct.




Please stop this:woke::woke::woke:
:lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
I want to be reincarnated as a nuclear bomb during WW3
 
Dogs are the NEET masters. Imagine getting everything paid for you and, despite being mentally incapable of a lot of things, you are still given most of what you want, and act on emotion alone. Sounds like something familiar...:waitwhat:
 
Dogs are the NEET masters. Imagine getting everything paid for you and, despite being mentally incapable of a lot of things, you are still given most of what you want, and act on emotion alone. Sounds like something familiar...:waitwhat:
Some dogs work, there are dogs who are literally more successful than me. :feelsrope:
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Some dogs work, there are dogs who are literally more successful than me. :feelsrope:
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Catching bad guys and running around. Sounds like a blast tbh. But I think they get put in kennels when not working. Still better than incel life.
 

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