Experiment Would you let a female water elemental give you a golden shower?

[Michael W. Ford]

You.have an astral encounter with a female water elemental while meditating. The water elemental offers to transform you into an 18yo 6'5" white Chad in exchange for letting it give you a golden shower in the bathtub. Your astral senses aren't developed enough to see the elemental, but you will feel the warm astral urine on your body. You may get occasional glimpses of the astral urine in your third eye. Would you let the female water elemental give you a golden shower?

 

[Michael W. Ford]

@Orzmund

 

[Med Anime]

yeah why not?
golden water me

 

[I respect women]

ofc wtf

one time getting pissed on as exchange for a good life?

 

[I respect women]

"plus the astral water elemental should be pretty hot so pee on me" - @AsakuraHao

 

[Michael W. Ford]

No.

Why not?

 

[Epedaphic]

This seems like a trap. That’s way too good of a deal. Is her piss acid or something?

Also there’s always the prospect of eternal damnation I guess, which is a pretty strong tradeoff

 

[depressedblackcel]

This seems like a trap. That’s way too good of a deal. Is her piss acid or something?

Also there’s always the prospect of eternal damnation I guess, which is a pretty strong tradeoff

Theres always a catch to it, maybe you'll be 6'5 chad but blind or die the next week and then hell forever.

 

[Epedaphic]

Theres always a catch to it, maybe you'll be 6'5 chad but blind or die the next week and then hell forever.

Yeah, nothing comes this easy to us

 

[Michael W. Ford]

This seems like a trap. That’s way too good of a deal. Is her piss acid or something?

Also there’s always the prospect of eternal damnation I guess, which is a pretty strong tradeoff

There is no trade off. You just lie in the bathtub while the water elemental urinates on you.

 

[Murder Mario]

This seems like a trap. That’s way too good of a deal. Is her piss acid or something?

Also there’s always the prospect of eternal damnation I guess, which is a pretty strong tradeoff

OP’s profile claims he is “From Hell” and his background is fire.

OP may be some demon incarnate.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

It's gross.

It's just astral urine. It's invisible

 

[Epedaphic]

OP’s profile claims he is “From Hell” and his background is fire.

OP may be some demon incarnate.

 

[adharmi]

Hell yeah

 

[Leryan]

I wanted to vote No, but I clicked on Yes by mistake ,just so y'all know