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Squatting Slavcel

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One of my incel friends is a catholic zealot, and my cousin's best friend is single because she's looking for a zealot. I could give him her contact and maybe they'd live happily ever after. Or I can watch him become a 40 year old virgin. What to do?
 
One of my incel friends is a catholic zealot, and my cousin's best friend is single because she's looking for a zealot. I could give him her contact and maybe they'd live happily ever after. Or I can watch him become a 40 year old virgin. What to do?
Ngl I have the same only close friend, the same case, he will be waiting for marriage for first sex I assume
 
not a single pixel
 
I want to cuck everyone in this shitty fucking world
 
Ngl I have the same only close friend, the same case, he will be waiting for marriage for first sex I assume
So would you matchmake him with a foid? The ethical thing to do is to help them, but misery loves company. I don't want to be the only incel in the friend group.
 
Since when do greycels have fancy blue names?
 
I have no friends, so... .
 
One of my incel friends is a catholic zealot, and my cousin's best friend is single because she's looking for a zealot. I could give him her contact and maybe they'd live happily ever after. Or I can watch him become a 40 year old virgin. What to do?
No, i don't want to be miserable alone
 
One of my incel friends is a catholic zealot, and my cousin's best friend is single because she's looking for a zealot. I could give him her contact and maybe they'd live happily ever after. Or I can watch him become a 40 year old virgin. What to do?
cockblocking a fellow bro is the most uncool shit you can do
 
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I have no friends.
 
Unless I ascend first, no.
 
Sure. It's not like you can compete for her, you're not zealot. But there is high chance that this foid won't let him hit. Still, you should try to help your bro
 
One of my incel friends is a catholic zealot, and my cousin's best friend is single because she's looking for a zealot. I could give him her contact and maybe they'd live happily ever after. Or I can watch him become a 40 year old virgin. What to do?
How? How would I be able to ascend what?
 
One of my incel friends is a catholic zealot, and my cousin's best friend is single because she's looking for a zealot. I could give him her contact and maybe they'd live happily ever after. Or I can watch him become a 40 year old virgin. What to do?
he will abandon you if he has a happily ever after
 
never had any friends
 
Yeah i would, no reason not to if i can
 
One of my incel friends is a catholic zealot, and my cousin's best friend is single because she's looking for a zealot. I could give him her contact and maybe they'd live happily ever after. Or I can watch him become a 40 year old virgin. What to do?
shes looking for a catholic zealot chad
try it tho
if he ascends tho hell prob break up with u as a friend
 
One of my incel friends is a catholic zealot, and my cousin's best friend is single because she's looking for a zealot. I could give him her contact and maybe they'd live happily ever after. Or I can watch him become a 40 year old virgin. What to do?
No, I would want him to stay as an incel
 
I would, and I would help any one of you niggas here if I could.

But if I had to choose between me or you... :feelsdevil:
 
Love Me Baby GIF by Family Guy
willy wonka and the chocolate factory i said good day GIF
 
Help him. You must.
 
One of my incel friends is a catholic zealot, and my cousin's best friend is single because she's looking for a zealot. I could give him her contact and maybe they'd live happily ever after. Or I can watch him become a 40 year old virgin. What to do?
Don't help another nigga live a better than life than you bro that's cucked
 
Don’t have real friends
 
I absolutely would, though it probably wouldn't work out for him anyways.
 
I wouldn't because that would be cucked.
 
Yes, but i will let him know that he owes immensely me. And if he doesn't repay the favor when i'm in need in the future

I will harm their relationship
 
One of my incel friends is a catholic zealot, and my cousin's best friend is single because she's looking for a zealot. I could give him her contact and maybe they'd live happily ever after. Or I can watch him become a 40 year old virgin. What to do?
I did that once. Didnt do anything.
 
you need to be fucking the cousins friend
 
It's better to have relatable frens by your side tbh
 
Only if he was ugly.
 

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