Serious Would you go medieval if...

[PersonalityChimp]

So, let's assume you have the chance to reincarnate as a peasant in some small town in medieval Europe during the 12th century. You have almost no memories of your past life, all you know is that you lived in the 21st century and were an ugly virgin loser. There's no modern technology, no modern medicine, no videogames, no internet, nothing.

However, you get the medieval equivalent of a 10/10 gigastacy as your wife.

Would you take the opportunity? Or would you continue rotting as an incel in the Year of Our Lord 2022?

P.S. You aren't going to get cucked or anything, she's all yours, period.

 

[Animecel2D]

Nope because if I had the hottest chick as a peasant the king would behead me and take my wife for himself so I get cucked and killed all at the same time

 

[PersonalityChimp]

Nope because if I had the hottest chick as a peasant the king would behead me and take my wife for himself so I get cucked and killed all at the same time

Won't happen in this scenario

 

[Animecel2D]

Won't happen in this scenario

it will happen to me tho because I’m just that unlucky

 

[currycel⁰]

Nope because if I had the hottest chick as a peasant the king would behead me and take my wife for himself so I get cucked and killed all at the same time

 

[Sans]

Sure, why not.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

I wouldn't survive a day in those times.

 

[Monke]

Nope because if I had the hottest chick as a peasant the king would behead me and take my wife for himself so I get cucked and killed all at the same time

Who do you think you are to think that His Majesty King Leopold 16th will fuck your filthy imaginary girlfriend?

 

[Animecel2D]

Who do you think you are to think that His Majesty King Leopold 16th will fuck your filthy imaginary girlfriend?

I’m jesus himself

 

[Monke]

I’m jesus himself

I think inquisition knows better who is who.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I would already be dead bc of a disease or of a war or sth

 

[Shrek]

I would for a wife I just don't get scared of and doesn't cheat me which is more likely in this medieval scenario.I don't need a 10 /10 Stacy
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[PersonalityChimp]

Bumperino

 

[BookwormCel]

you lived in the 21st century and were an ugly virgin loser.

this is better. So, no

 

[Sad Fuck]

A medieval 10/10 you say.... interesting... No, I would not. Because a medieval peasant 10/10 still looks old when she is 30. From 20 on she will have wrinkles and bad teeth. She is just prettier than everyone else around her, but I would not waive music, movies and games for what would be a 5/10 Becky in our times. Furthermore she would bore me with god, devil and weird esoteric believes. Yes, I will ignore that black cat and Miss Higgins is not a witch, thank you very much, honey! Furthermore you live next door to your parents, because the village has only 50 people. And try to find some chocolate bars in a medieval supermarket. I also want bodily hygiene and I'd like to know what stars are. And IF I had such a great girl, I would hate to die with 40.

But that is not what you meant, hm? No, I still wouldn't do it for the prettiest girl ever and for a happy, long and healthy medieval life, because I like a convenient live MORE.

 

[blackraven]

Live in a conditions worse than animals in zoo
No vidya, movie, or internet coping
Every normie is more retarded than they are now
Work 12 hours, 6 days a week 9 months a year, if you happen to be born in 98% peasant class
Being curious/interested about anything else than holy book puts you on catholic churches watchlist
Normies can hang you for being too smart
Even if you don't get hanged, ramifications from being outcasted are way worse than present
Get wounded in a battle, that current leaders caused to curb male population, so widow stacies would flock to them and all their brothers would get a nice harem
Go to a doctor and die because he never bothered to disinfect his hands nor operating knife