Tits so I'd hit, but not for keepsies.
Honestly I'm praying for the day I meet a woman like this who might be desperate enough to have a one night stand with me at the bar. Unfortunately there are three options as far as the bar scene around here:
1. College town bars, pure suifuel and I am a ghost there.
2. Hispanic bars, I play billiards with them and usually go with a friend, but we can tell that we are not wanted there (despite knowing Spanish and doing nothing wrong). Approached by sleezy women who use their cleavage to milk you for drinks and pretend to barely speak English, and when you address them in Spanish they still remain vague about what you're getting out of the deal (because the answer is nothing).
3. Uptown bars, where it's all 60+% people my age and older who are vastly more successful, well-groomed, and well-off than me, often going there already with a date or as an insular group from work. The remainder of the attendees are the rich college town kids, which are possibly even worse than the regular ones.
Just FML. This is why I drink at home.
