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Would you fuck Amy Schumer?

Grain_of_sin

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She's pretty gross and annoying, but she's got the fame halo, and therefore is riding a wave of Chad dick into the afterlife.
 
Her personality is too shit
 
Defo would.

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Who gives a shit what she says ? If you wouldn't bang her because of her looks you are not an incel. She is not even a whale
 
rotandrise said:
Defo would.

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That's her in full makeup, in a dress, on the red carpet. She will look like my pic 99.9% of the time.
 
I'm a volcel so no
 
AscendedNormie said:
That's her in full makeup, in a dress, on the red carpet. She will look like my pic 99.9% of the time.

I didn't know the deal was "you can only fuck her naked without makeup"

Have her wear makeup, a corset and stockings with high heels. Then anyone would fuck her
 
i would not be able to achieve erection with that ham beast naked in front of me. I can already smell her
 
Lol at thinking she would fuck a sub5.
 
Preferably not. It acts like shit.

It's supposedly a comedian, yet the funniest thing is when it got food poisoning when stuffing it's face on a date with chad.
 
If you wouldn't hit that you're volcel.
 
Yes, I've hit on and have been rejected by worse.
 
Sure, I'd fuck her with a serrated knife in her disgusting fat fish-cunt.
 
AscendedNormie said:
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She's pretty gross and annoying, but she's got the fame halo, and therefore is riding a wave of Chad dick into the afterlife.



Notice that Incels can only pair with uber landwhales?
 
She looks like a character off the Simpsons. I'm good.
 
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If she's dolled up on the red carpet, she hits the "fuckable" threshold, but barely.

You're gonna wake up to the pic in the OP though. I'd swan dive into it either way, and get some new clothes and a watch with her money while I'm at it. Fame halo boyos.
 
Only if it wasn't consensual and I had GRIDs. Fuck her.
 
Too many volcels.
 
Maybe if she lost her fame, popularity, and stereotypical "dumb blonde" look, she would be more tolerable for me.
 
She sickens me.

She has a revolting body and a despicable personality.
 
Hate fuck is kinky. Yes I would gag her with my dick and come in her throat.
 
Only if it's non-consensual.
 
Not even Amy Schumer would.
 
Depends how fat she is. Some pics she looks terrible.
 

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