Would you fight prime Mike Tyson to ascend?

[Teutonic Knight]

There is a 9/10 Stacy in the crowd who will be impressed with your bravery (even in loss).

Would you fight the PRIME version of Mike Tyson to become her boyfriend?

 

[needsolution]

no
i would die after one shoot ded srs i weigh 43kg

 

[Deleted member 19079]

depends tbh is she a 3d whore who will leave me for chad?

 

[Vermilioncore]

no...ascending will turn into descending for me

 

[Darth Cialis]

Yes, I'd get a Stacy and maybe free surgeries too after he destroys my face.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Just die for pussy bro

 

[Deleted member 8206]

Just die for pussy bro

u would bend him in half with ur height

 

[Insomniac]

Just die for pussy bro

 

[Deleted member 15752]

u would bend him in half with ur height

i dont weigh alot bro

 

[needsolution]

u would bend him in half with ur height

how tall is he?

 

[Deleted member 8206]

how tall is he?

6'3 slayer tbh

 

[TheSecondComing]

just take a convincing dive broOoooo

 

[needsolution]

6'3 slayer tbh

mogs me

 

[Deleted member 8206]

mogs me

 

[Ticcel]

The brain damage would probably make me low inhib as a bonus.

 

[Insomniac]

mogs me

 

[Deleted member 15752]

mogs me

 

[PolishMisanthrope]

I'd take a gun

incel intelligence > chad 'natural selection', that's why we will win the beta uprising

 

[Deleted member 19079]

Ooooo

 

[oldcel75]

If she will stay loyal and always 9/10? Yes.

 

[ShyManlet]

Yes, I'd get a Stacy and maybe free surgeries too after he destroys my face.

The brain damage would probably make me low inhib as a bonus.

Fucking lol

 

[bonk123]

he'd kill me with one punch bro

 

[Deleted member 18515]

Just die or get brain damage to ascend bro0

 

[Oedipus]

Didn’t they make a movie based on a dude that was totally out of his league fighting Muhammad Ali.... oh yeah it’s called Rocky.

Hell yeah I would I’d get statusmaxxed just for being the manlet willing to get punched to hell, the foid would just be the cherry on top

 

[littlemanhikicel]

Yes , but maybe i will die before ascend.

 

[Shigechi]

I don't see why not: i die fighting with him or i survive and ascend. I win in both situations.

 

[Deleted member 20195]

I've done some level of boxing and can fight. I clicked no, bear in mind Mike Tyson used to obliterate pro boxers who were all 200+ lbs and had been boxing most of their lives. The majority of you would literally die in that ring.

 

[jackwolfskin999]

She wont be impressed

 

[lwolf27]

Tysons me.

 

[iblamemyself]

Tyson is fucking scary. I would get my jaw broken and knocked out. Would still do it to get a Stacy gf.

 

[Hate_my_life]

See if it was "one" punch, I'd maybe consider it but do you retards realise what you're fighting against?

If he goes full fury on you, you're leaving with brain damage (at the absolute minimum).

If she will stay loyal and always 9/10? Yes.

Bold of you to assume you live.

 

[ItsAllOverButTheCry]

Just give yourself brain damage theory

 

[tehgymcel420]

Worth a shot, I don't value my life very much anyway.

 

[acnescarcel]

i would fight regardless just to say i got punched by him

 

[oldcel75]

Bold of you to assume you live.

I have some martial arts experience, some boxing also. And in the first punch I will fall down and pretend I'm knocked-out.

 

[needsolution]

i would fight regardless just to say i got punched by him

what if u would die?

 

[Dionysus]

no im weak as fuck

 

[Guest2]

Over for not thinking about loopholescels
Lmao just fall over and don't get up as soon as the first round starts

 

[Looksmaxxcel]

I'd gladly get beaten to an inch from death by prime Mike Tyson if it meant I ascended.

Over for not thinking about loopholescels
Lmao just fall over and don't get up as soon as the first round starts

Well, according to OP, there is a Stacy in the crowd who would admire you just for facing Mike Tyson himself. OP didn't specify that it was conditional at all, so you could likely find a loophole just by pretending to be knocked out on the first punch.
Smart thinking.

 

[Hungry Hungry Hindu]

No, but I would fight prime Justin Beiber.

 

[WawelDragon1683]

Just give yourself brain damage theory

 

[nazianime]

No, because that is cuckholdry. Getting your ass beat to death because “muh lady” you might as well tip your fedora.

 

[Salustio]

Too strong for me. I would probably die. So no ascension.

 

[Ugly_equals_Death]

I would get ko imediatly but i would survive i am enought ogre for this

 

[Cuyen]

Just die for pussy bro

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

Yes, but only for a virgin that wants to pair bond and spend the rest of her life with me.

 

[mybodyisrotting]

Just die or get brain damage to ascend bro0

 

[Mystic]

I'd rip his ear off with my teeth tbh

for a virgin that wants to pair bond and spend the rest of her life with me.

 

[Teutonic Knight]

Over for not thinking about loopholescels
Lmao just fall over and don't get up as soon as the first round starts

Stacy in the crowd needs to be impressed. You need to go out on your shield swinging.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

no
i would die after one shoot ded srs i weigh 43kg

!!!!! How?? How tall are you? How big are you wrists?