Let's say one day Princess Celestia showed up and offered to transfer you to the magical land of ponies, where everypony is friendly and mogging never happens (it's even better than the Equestria depicted in Friendship is Magic), but she also said "the penis is evil", she can't allow any genitals in that world in order to keep it family-friendly. The condition is: you get a horn (i. e. you become a unicorn) in exchange for the penis. Deal or no deal?
